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ThoseAreDigimonYesha
11/13/17 2:27pm
The board classifies Boylan’s pet as an “exotic” animal
Apparently Boylan was able to receive an emotional support classification for his squirrel simply by visiting RegisterMyServiceAnimal.com
Boylan states he’s being discriminated against
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  OzyxcvThoseAreDigimon
  11/13/17 2:39pm
  Rodent vs. pet, delusional condo owner vs. oppressive condo owner association—truly these are the questions of our time
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  BlakeBortlesandJaymes: The Jake Jortles FilesThoseAreDigimon
  11/13/17 2:45pm
  Sometimes, .gifs say it all
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KC Complains A LotYesha
11/13/17 2:41pm
Huh.
There is white people shit, and then there’s real, REAL white people shit, and this right here is some real, real, REAL white people shit.
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  firtaidKC Complains A Lot
  11/13/17 10:50pm
  HAHAHA, this reminds of this white couple who thought they were being oppressed because Starbucks doesn’t have Gluten free options.
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capeoYesha
11/13/17 3:24pm
Fun fact: squirrels used to be the most popular pet in the US for a while. Another fun fact: that didn’t last long because squirrels make awful pets and keeping them indoors is pretty cruel. They’re solitary by nature and easily scared. Upon reaching adulthood they’ll put up with one human they’re familiar with but usually freak out and attack any other humans who enter their home. Like most rodents their teeth never stop growing and they have to chew constantly to wear them down. They won’t tolerate being in a cage so that means they will chew whatever they feel like. Including trying to chew through walls because a squirrel stuck in a house is constantly trying to find a way outside of that house. I can’t blame the condo association for wanting it out. It will eventually wreck that condo.
It’s also just plain cruel because once they reach adulthood their territory is defined and they react very badly to trying to be moved or released far away, to the point that can die from the stress. They will always try to get back to familiar territory, which in this case is this condo. They don’t want to be stuck inside but they’ll very much return to nest in the wallspace and, if female, have litters there.
Why do I know so much about friggin’ squirrels? Because last year I had a six month nightmare of dealing a squirrel and her litter that took residence in my attic... and walls... and kitchen cabinets. It started with me trying to be nice and catch them in live traps but even after releasing them outside and blocking the hole they were using to get in, they literally chewed through my screens to get back in. Then chewed another hole in the eave. Eventually all empathy went out window after too many sleepless nights of them skittering in the walls, having my pantry torn apart, finding squirrel poop everywhere and I started killing them with a pellet gun. When I couldn’t get them all I hired an exterminator to glue trap the last of the poor bastards.
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  Cardi B's Other Shoecapeo
  11/13/17 3:34pm
  I guess I’ve found the source of this video.
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  Myss Teacapeo
  11/13/17 4:29pm
  This was an informative, interesting post...until all the killin’ started.
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Where are my keys?Yesha
11/13/17 2:27pm
Boylan states he’s being discriminated against
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Moon ConspiraciesYesha
11/13/17 2:36pm
The real story here is this guy’s power over squirrels. Who is this holy man
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  YeshaMoon Conspiracies
  11/13/17 2:38pm
  He’s a “Squirrel Whisperer”.
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  Moon ConspiraciesYesha
  11/13/17 2:48pm
  Hmmm well, if the squirrel lets me touch it, maybe I can put a little hat on it.
  This is what makes America great.
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StartingOverAgainYesha
11/13/17 2:28pm
There’s a first time for everything.
A “Florida Man” story that doesn’t involve something gross, like college students jumping into a pool of mayonnaise, or something awful, like that lady sitting on her adopted cousin, that is.
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  Li'l Bitty Maggie PieStartingOverAgain
  11/13/17 2:33pm
  This post doesn’t have 11 .gifs in it, please withdraw, amend, and re-submit it.
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Party-viYesha
11/13/17 2:52pm
The real story is, anyone can send $15 to a website and have their pet aardvark granted emotional support animal status, and then they feel entitled to take the emotional support anole to a restaurant and claim discrimination because their emotional support funnel spider is not welcome.
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  chubsyubsyParty-vi
  11/13/17 3:29pm
  Yep. That is some bullshit right there.
  If you get your support animal certified by a website whose address doesn’t end in .gov, it’s probably bullshit.
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OmegaruinYesha
11/13/17 2:37pm
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Mortal DictataYesha
11/13/17 2:45pm
Hey we all have hills we choose to fight on.
Usually we pick one that isn’t this... unusual.
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CypressYesha
11/14/17 6:42am
You all are laughing at this, but I live in the Tampa Bay area and the wipipo here have gone nuckin futs. They bring these ‘support animals’ everywhere. Grocery stores, restaurants, hospitals.....Nasty mfs. They prefer animals to people because they can be in charge in a ‘relationship’ with something that won’t argue back and will be totally compliant. Like how they wish we would act towards them.
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