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ThirdAmendmentManBreanna Edwards
11/13/17 8:32am
And the reason Trump classifying NK as a state sponsor of terrorism is important is because that means he can order military assaults without Congressional approval, since it will already be covered.
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  hocuspocusoctopusThirdAmendmentMan
  11/13/17 8:48am
  As soon as I saw this headline, I thought, “oh, so we’re all gonna die. Okay.”
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  SheeshTheseNameshocuspocusoctopus
  11/13/17 9:36am
  My exact thoughts! This imbecile is gonna kill us all. And all because a bunch of racists, gun nuts, rich people, and religious crazies voted him in.
  Motherfuckers.
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Prostate of Dorian GrayBreanna Edwards
11/13/17 8:34am
He speaks in sentence fragments. It’s maddening.
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  SheeshTheseNamesProstate of Dorian Gray
  11/13/17 9:38am
  That is one of the reasons why I refuse to listen to him speak, and will only read his words. (His grating voice, insistence on yelling, apparent lack of intelligence, and ugly-ass face are the other reasons.) My brain goes into Grammar Police/This Mofo Makes No Fucking Sense overload.
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  HodorableProstate of Dorian Gray
  11/13/17 11:10am
  Last Week tonight had a good segment this week on him and his terribleness. He spent a few minutes focused just on his speech patterns and likened it to Siri’s autopredict text
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SousedBreanna Edwards
11/13/17 9:08am
I’m still waiting for that “major” birth certificate announcement.
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  Tim WernerSoused
  11/13/17 11:53am
  It’ll arrive around the time when Newt Gingrich’s moon base opens.
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  imperatorvultSoused
  11/13/17 12:00pm
  He did one a while back where he just said “Barack Obama was born in the US” and moved on as quickly as possible.
  http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/15/politics/donald-trump-obama-birther-united-states/index.html
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BrothasKeeperBreanna Edwards
11/13/17 11:25am
When I was in elementary school, the teacher would leave the room unattended (which was a common and acceptable practice in the 80s.....my, how times have changed), and that teacher would mostly place in charge the student who displayed the highest level of responsibility to take the names on the board of those who misbehaved or were perceived to have done so, but once in a while the teacher would throw a bone to the, ahem, instructionally/behaviorally inapt student who writes names indiscriminately for every tic, twitch, glance, flit, because it’s the first time that student has been legitimately chosen for something within the bounds of school, and now he/she is drunk with power, with no frame of reference for how authority is handled.
By the time the teacher returns, the class is in total disarray, the kids hate the name-taker, the name taker is blaming the other kids for disrespecting him/her, all the kids resent the teacher for putting the name-taker in a position of authority, but the name-taker keeps on living life, because everyone knew what the kid was like to begin with, and the teacher is still obligated to to be an advocate for the student.
This is where we are. We’re at the mercy of the slow, name-taking kid.
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  Yeasurewhatevaman
  11/13/17 12:06pm
  I really hate that this is such an appropriate analogy.... It’s funny but it’s horrible at the same time...
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  ArtistAtLarge
  11/13/17 1:18pm
  You are being WAY too kind.
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ThirdAmendmentManBreanna Edwards
11/13/17 8:29am
Goddamn he really is the worst negotiator in history. So insecure a simple red carpet and his ass rolls over on everything.
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decgeekBreanna Edwards
11/13/17 10:26am
Every time Trump hints at a major announcement for the briefest of moments I think he is going to say “fuck this shit. I quit”. But then I realize I am living in Hell and good things don’t happen in Hell.
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  imperatorvultdecgeek
  11/13/17 12:02pm
  I think he is far too self-absorbed to quit. He’s a great president, tremendous, the best ever actually (in his own eyes) and no one else is fit to lead the nation.
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Li'l Bitty Maggie PieBreanna Edwards
11/13/17 8:48am
Every announcement is major now that the character limit has been doubled.
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FauxcusedBreanna Edwards
11/13/17 11:10am
He has nothing.
If he had something he would announce it. He doesn’t so he is trying to look like his failed trip is successful by promising that something is coming down the road.
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  So That HappenedFauxcused
  11/13/17 1:12pm
  Yup. Our trade deficit with China in 2016 was about $350 billion, near $70 billion with Japan, and in the billions with other countries such as South Korea. I would think the numbers will be similar for 2017, and continue on in 2018. His “$300 billion” in sales? I bet half of them are like the Saudi deal—things that were negotiated ages ago that he wants to take credit for—and all of them could be deals that stretch over years rather than immediate purchases. They’ll barely put a real dent in those trade deficits, and he and his cohorts really have no plan (or leverage) with which to enact significant change. Laughable.
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  FauxcusedSo That Happened
  11/13/17 1:25pm
  If only someone would have written a book about dealmaking that he could read...
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BookOBaldylocksBreanna Edwards
11/13/17 11:41am
Great, we will soon have confirmation that we’re all gonna die before Black Panther comes out.
Just fuckin great. Of course this is what happens. A black ass movie full of black excellence won’t be seen by black people because of this dotard. Ugh.
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imperatorvultBreanna Edwards
11/13/17 12:08pm
Here, have some nuclear apocalypse-themed Heavy Metal to go with this news:
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