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    HoodooGirl finds White Fragility funnyAngela Helm
    11/12/17 11:11am

    White people will go to extraordinary steps to blame black people for their crimes. Consider the case of Conrad Zdzierak.

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    “In 2010, he pleaded guilty to six robberies in Ohio, and, had used a black mask so lifelike that police initially arrested a black man for one of the crimes”.

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    “He bought a silicone mask from a California costume company which behaves like real flesh and muscle. Zdzierak’s masked resemblance to the black man who was initially arrested was so similar that some witnesses even identified a photo of the black man as the one who robbed them”.

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      TheEldreadHoodooGirl finds White Fragility funny
      11/12/17 11:30am

      That is exactly the case I thought of when I first read the headline. They have a long and sick history of using us as scapegoats criminally.

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      HoodooGirl finds White Fragility funnyHoodooGirl finds White Fragility funny
      11/12/17 11:42am

      Who’s Got the Pain when they do the Mambo?

      I hadn’t heard about that one. I had heard about the three black guys who did the same thing using white masks from a special effects company, plus police uniforms, to rob a check cashing place. They got caught for sort of crazy reasons.

      Do you also remember the WHITE WOMAN called Susan Smith who in 1994 claimed that a black man had stolen her car and driven it into a lake killing her two young sons? She was the person who killed her own children and, there are many other cases.

      https://newsone.com/193331/top-5-the-black-guy-did-it-excuses-by-white-criminals/

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    Cali4lifeAngela Helm
    11/12/17 10:48am

    All that time applying bad makeup when he could have written a resume and applied for some jobs.

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      Mortal DictataCali4life
      11/12/17 10:54am

      If he’s the sort of person who thinks Blackface is a way to throw off the cops in a bank robbery, which as you say he couldn’t even apply that well, I doubt he’s got any skills or education to put on a CV.

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      Constant ColorsCali4life
      11/12/17 10:56am

      Maybe he was working on his portfolio as a makeup and effects artist?

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    HuskyBroAngela Helm
    11/12/17 11:16am

    Jarred Schmittle

    A name so white, makes Casper look like Wesley Snipes

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    jcn-txctAngela Helm
    11/12/17 12:28pm

    Besides the blackface, the man is a idiot. If it is cold enough for knitted cap, its cold enough for a jacket and he isn’t wearing one. One without the other is like a billboard sign “I am a robber!” It’s that old standby phase, “Dress for the job you want, not the one you have”. Details, details, details. Dress to blend in and not stick out. Be forgettable. If he truly wanted to be successful bank robber, we should have been wearing a Yankees baseball cap.

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      Denzel Washyourtonguejcn-txct
      11/12/17 1:28pm

      I just noticed that. I instinctively assumed that he was wearing a jacket due to the skull cap. This mother fucker robbed a bank in a button up? What aisle do you find that shirt at in Men’s Warehouse, Over by the Gucci gun holsters?

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      DazedAndConfusedDenzel Washyourtongue
      11/12/17 3:06pm

      Thanks to you, I now have beer in my lungs

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    skefflesAngela Helm
    11/12/17 12:59pm

    That’s gonna hurt him in the prison yard when they catch him. Wonder if the Aryan Nation members will step up to protect his dumb ass, I’m guessing not though.

    Also, what dumbfuckery is this? Doesn’t he know that if he had been thought of as black, then he’ have been at increased risk of the cops just shooting him down like a dog if they caught him in the act.

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      crouching tigerskeffles
      11/12/17 6:07pm

      I’m sure Aryan Nation types are fine with scapegoating black people.

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      Prostate of Dorian Grayskeffles
      11/13/17 6:58am

      Advocating prison justice lowers us all as a society. Especially because it tacitly acknowledges that our prison are corrupt and dehumanizing.

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    Cicely's Side-EyeAngela Helm
    11/12/17 11:35am

    White folks will take any opportunity to do blackface.

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    decgeekAngela Helm
    11/12/17 3:12pm

    You should have seen his lookout...

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      det-devil-ailsdecgeek
      11/13/17 9:56am

      came here to post this. I was much too slow.

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    A Drop of Hell, A Touch of StrangeAngela Helm
    11/12/17 12:30pm

    I can just imagine the scene: alarms blaring, sirens flashing, mysterious smoke/steam/nearby vaper putting out the fog of war...while a man hoarsely shouts his demands at a frightened teller. Suddenly the police burst in with a hail of gunfire and the day is saved! While the head cop is putting on his sunglasses but before the guy with the stereo starts playing The Who a rookie cop wipes the blood and, unwittingly, the makeup off of the perp’s lifeless face. A look of shock crosses his face. “Chief!” “He’s...He’s...” “He’s what, son?” “He’s white!” Close up on the Chief: “Houston, we have a problem.”

    To Be Continued...

    Roll Credits

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    MajorBurnAngela Helm
    11/12/17 11:41am

    He looks burnt. Like that “Tan Mom” lady.

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      DazedAndConfusedMajorBurn
      11/12/17 3:10pm

      It looks natural when you compare it to the tan Trump is sporting.

      But then again, everything looks better compared to him

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    MingauxAngela Helm
    11/12/17 11:48am

    Let’s be honest: I’m actually mildly surprised that his disguise failed so quickly. Not because it was a good disguise, but simply because the concept of naturally blaming the nearest Black guy is so ingrained in our culture and law enforcement.

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