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    Prostate of Dorian GrayMonique Judge
    9/05/17 8:48pm

    “Callahan told the Star Tribune that while some employees walked off the job immediately after finding out about DeRoma’s donation, others stayed because they have families to feed.”

    I enjoy almost everything about my 40's more than my 20's. One of the big ones however, is the ability to give a big “Fuck you” and walk out when employers cross the line. You can only do that shit when you’re flying solo.

    I also miss good knees, hairless ears, and being able to dunk.

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      PaulMooneysTongueProstate of Dorian Gray
      9/05/17 11:08pm

      I also miss good knees, hairless ears, and being able to dunk.

      Gout ain’t come to visit yet, huh? LOL

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      ThunderingEarlPaulMooneysTongue
      9/06/17 12:07am

      LOL’d at this one... because you know... gout... although it is no laughing matter. Along with kidney stones.

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    dudebraMonique Judge
    9/05/17 6:24pm

    Don’t worry for the finances of the owner of “Clubhouse Jager”. In a hostile takeover, he’s invading the French and Polish restaurants down the street.

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      Mortal Dictatadudebra
      9/05/17 6:30pm

      He’ll go for the Czechoslovakian ones first and we’ll let him have those.

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      BlakeBortlesandJaymes: Thanos Won Because of Nebuladudebra
      9/05/17 6:42pm

      +1 Jager bomb

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    EvenBaggierTrousers7Monique Judge
    9/05/17 9:08pm

    The Star Tribune reports that by Wednesday, the only people left hanging around the bar were those who had not heard about the donation and half a dozen white supremacists who came to harass employees and make racist comments.

    Wait... why would the supremacists harass the employees who stayed? I know the employees who stayed did so because they needed the money, but...why are they harassing the employees who stayed? What are they harassing them about? Shouldn’t they be harassing the employees who left? And shouldn’t the bucket be on THEIR head?... I know logic of a supremacist is non-existent, but... I’m missing something, right?

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      Asking A Birdman not to soarEvenBaggierTrousers7
      9/05/17 9:21pm

      Nope. Not missing a thing. White supremacist are sheep-brained dumbshits who barely think things 2-steps ahead. Their ubersturmfuhrer told ‘em to jump, they asked how high. Like it’s always been. Their versions of “help” for their allies is eternally hilariously stupid.

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      catty Not Today MotherfuckersEvenBaggierTrousers7
      9/06/17 6:48am

      These are the same type of people who think this is the apex of the human race.

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    K. AraújoMonique Judge
    9/06/17 9:10am

    This gave me joy today.

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    hocuspocusoctopusMonique Judge
    9/05/17 8:25pm

    A man who donates to a KKK leader would have a bar named Club Jäger.

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    AfroluvMonique Judge
    9/06/17 9:13am

    Have they seen a decline in customers though? When I learned that the founder of Papa John’s Pizza voted for trump I stopped buying the pizza, even though I know it’s a franchise.

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    SilvermemberMonique Judge
    9/05/17 9:06pm

    The irony of that bar was/is, it was a popular club among “liberals” and hipsters. I used to go there a few years back. Never liked it, but my friends did.

    The world is funny, a liberal leaning crowd going to a bar owned by a racist.

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      EvenBaggierTrousers7Silvermember
      9/06/17 6:53am

      I’ve always had a bit of a weird feeling about going to German themed bars/restaurants. I know it’s stupid and (somewhat?) unwarranted, but there’s a similar hipster German bar back home in Chicago that just gives me the wrong vibe. The bar became “hipster” after the neighborhood did. But ever since there was a story in OUR local free weekly a few years back about another popular German restaurant that used to have Nazi-themed celebrations in the private back room, I’ve given those places a bit of the eye.

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      LoriHummingbirdEvenBaggierTrousers7
      9/06/17 8:19am

      Really? I live in Chicago but I missed that story. You mind saying which bar?

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    smoke&waterMonique Judge
    9/05/17 8:11pm

    Stay tuned on news of the pub’s grand reopening.

    The new owner is reported as being excited about the new neighborhood bar and plans to give it the more family friendly name...

    Club DerNazischnitzel

    In other news, business partner and populist popular co-owner of the new bar Kyle Trumpenvoter hasn’t been seen for a few days. So, if anyone has seen Kyle please let them know. Rumor has it he’s about this tall.

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    marc1220Monique Judge
    9/05/17 7:24pm
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    I think that fuehrer over his donation was too much for him to take.

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    decgeekMonique Judge
    9/06/17 9:49am

    If only he had stuck with his original idea for a the bar’s name.

    Club Schwarz Jäger  

    We would have known a lot sooner how racist he was.

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