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    August PersonageShep McAllister
    2/16/17 2:26pm

    How did Squatty Potty become a thing?

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      Abnormal FescueAugust Personage
      2/16/17 2:28pm

      I had to write a promotional marketing piece for Squatty Potty at work once. Practically wrote itself.

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      August Personage
      2/16/17 3:21pm

      Well, I was chased by a bear once, and had to hide in a storm grate. Hearing its growl scared me so bad I tucked my knees up to my chest. Afterwards, I noticed how much I pooped while in that position, and the rest is history!

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    Shep McAllister
    2/16/17 2:03pm

    7-inch Squatty Potty

    That's awfully specific. What if our poop is longer than that?

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      dirtside
      2/16/17 3:07pm

      People always claim they're bigger than average, but that's usually a lie. I think there's too many of those "Proctologists hate this one simple secret to making your poop longer" ads.

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      Col Flandersdirtside
      2/16/17 3:09pm

      "Doctors hate this man. Learn the ONE true secret to longer poops!"

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    nitewatchmanShep McAllister
    2/16/17 2:34pm

    Costco sells a 2-pack of 7" Squatty Pottys for $29.99 at my local warehouse - or if you order from then online, you pay an additional $6.99 shipping.

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      Col Flandersnitewatchman
      2/16/17 3:09pm

      i want to buy them, but i don't want one more thing to clean in the bathroom. i hate cleaning the bathroom as it is.

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    ScratStitchShep McAllister
    2/16/17 2:10pm

    "so it’s time to buy or get off the pot."

    So you're telling us to poop in the yard then?

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      ScratStitch
      2/16/17 11:20pm

      The only way I got off the pot was to move to another town away from my dealer.

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    MrPlow99Shep McAllister
    2/16/17 2:40pm

    I loved playing Stratego when I was growing up.

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      MrPlow99
      2/16/17 11:18pm

      Then you grew up and had to trade the frivolous game pieces of childhood for the sensible pants of a man!

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    firefly007Shep McAllister
    2/16/17 3:32pm

    I have that vacuum. It's pretty good, I must say.

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      KateHfirefly007
      2/16/17 5:51pm

      Does it really have a 25-inch cord? Because my living room is bigger than that.

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    AlienJesusShep McAllister
    2/16/17 2:12pm

    Bagless Hoover Wind Tunnel…..

    you know, Dik isn't here today to defend himself

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      dirtsideAlienJesus
      2/16/17 3:08pm

      Wait, is this a sex joke or a bloviation joke?

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      AlienJesusdirtside
      2/16/17 3:11pm

      Two things rule applies!

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    psibShep McAllister
    2/16/17 2:16pm

    Titanfall 2 is a very good game

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      bheldpsib
      2/16/17 4:43pm

      Stratego isn't.

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      bheld
      2/16/17 11:16pm

      Is!

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    Riley 1066Shep McAllister
    2/16/17 2:28pm

    None of these portable speakers look big enough to give good stereo sound …

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    Shep McAllister
    2/16/17 11:09pm

    I love Stratego but when did the game pieces get so dumb looking?

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