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    ThoseAreDigimonStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/11/17 1:52pm

    I want them to open the nuclear football out on the golf course and find the contents have been replaced with a playskool cash register.

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      IniquityDenMotherThoseAreDigimon
      8/11/17 5:07pm

      I would like the cabinet to get together and say, “Yes, we are the Evil League of Evil, but we can keep doing that under Pence, too. All in favor of invoking Section 4 of the 25th Amendment, say ‘Aye’.”

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      At this point, though, I think both the playskool thing and the 25th amendment thing happening are pretty damn equal.

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    Not Enough Day DrinkingStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/11/17 1:40pm

    How you gonna start a war on your day off?

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      BookOBaldylocksNot Enough Day Drinking
      8/11/17 2:42pm

      You beat me to it.

      Magnificent job.

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    hocuspocusoctopusStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/11/17 2:09pm

    He has an “I *heart* Trucks” button, like a child who went to the John Deere exhibit at the county fair.

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      SarDeliac
      8/11/17 3:27pm

      I’m kind of mildly shocked it hasn’t been ‘shopped to change “trucks” to “cucks” yet.

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      hocuspocusoctopusSarDeliac
      8/11/17 4:11pm

      I’m sure someone on reddit has done it.

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    STLOrcaStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/11/17 2:29pm

    Yeah, we know what he means by “locked and loaded”. He was looking meaningfully at his autographed photo of Putin (“Love, Vlad xoxo”) when he said it.

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    David NStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/11/17 4:33pm
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      PaulMooneysTongueDavid N
      8/11/17 10:36pm

      Well dude, hate to break it to you.....everyone is gonna die.

      I just prefer it not to be deep fried.

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    Pink SlimeStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/11/17 1:59pm

    I actually forgot this jackass was on vacation. Probably because there’s been no change in daily patterns.

    I guess he really is a Patriots fan. “NO! DAYS! OFF!”

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    FauxcusedStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/12/17 9:40am

    It is the Tiny Penis Cold War.

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