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    hillratStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/10/17 12:08pm

    The Mooch did that shit on purpose. There’s no way in the world you call up a reporter, give the hottest & spiciest of takes, don’t specifically say “this is off the record”, and think that it’s all not getting printed the next day.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if this wasn’t the plan from the jump. Hire the Mooch to get rid of Spicer and Priebus and let Trumpito keep his tiny hands relatively clean in the ensuing shit storm and then let the Mooch bounce after the dirty work is done. Really nothing else makes sense because, even though the Mooch is 150 pounds of dingleberries stuffed into a nice suit, he’s not THAT stupid. 

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      StealYourBoneshillrat
      8/10/17 12:19pm

      There is one way: lots and lots of drugs. He can deny it all he wants, but that was a coke-addled rant if ever I heard one.

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      cogitohillrat
      8/10/17 12:31pm

      It’s totally plausible that the Mooch is just an idiot. Plain and simple.

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    VinStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/10/17 12:13pm

    Who plays Mucci on SNL ? Chris Kattan ? Ben Stiller ?

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      Sean BondVin
      8/10/17 12:16pm

      Actually, Ben Stiller playing something similar to his role in Dodgeball could totally work, and I’m always on board for more Chris Kattan.

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      BlakeBortlesandJaymes: Thanos Won Because of NebulaVin
      8/10/17 12:24pm

      Kate McKinnon

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    det-devil-ailsStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/10/17 12:25pm

    Mooch needs to tearfully produce his Trump-stained shirt for us to take these complaints seriously.

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      sTalkinggoat, first and last of his namedet-devil-ails
      8/10/17 12:44pm
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      eowynsdottirdet-devil-ails
      8/10/17 1:16pm

      Literally LOLed!

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    PhoneBurnerElmoStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/10/17 12:14pm

    Monica Lewinsky is an A+ twitter follow and frankly a hilarious and great person. If you haven’t watched her TEDTalk (don’t roll your eyes at me!) I highly recommend it.

    https://www.ted.com/talks/monica_lewinsky_the_price_of_shame/up-next

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      Flamingo83PhoneBurnerElmo
      8/10/17 6:08pm

      Plus I hate how FOX became a thing by harassing and name calling her.

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    BoSephusStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/10/17 1:03pm

    1) I’m glad he is keeping himself in the news just so I get to see you call him Mucci Mane

    2)OMG he’s doing Colbert???!!!

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      Prostate of Dorian GrayBoSephus
      8/10/17 1:37pm

      Colbert will eat him alive. Messy isn’t going to cover it.

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      BoSephusProstate of Dorian Gray
      8/10/17 2:27pm

      i just spit out potato chips when i saw your username.

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    sTalkinggoat, first and last of his nameStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/10/17 12:03pm

    God, Spicer was fun but Mucci... Mucci could have been the G.O.A.T. Gone too soon, man.

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      NicksTalkinggoat, first and last of his name
      8/10/17 12:32pm

      Completely agree, he was like the Marcus Dupree of unintentional comedians. But you know, it’s like Eldon Tyrell told Roy Batty, “the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long”, and the Mooch burned so very, very brightly.

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    scowlybrowspinster---Not just grey, NOW INVISIBLE!Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/10/17 1:44pm

    I cannot believe Butternut & The Mooch broke up so soon, they seemed to be a perfect match for each other. If anything, the split must be because they are TOO alike and Butternut cannot handle the diversion of attention away from himself.

    I doubt it is possible for The Mooch to let this go and move on (another way he’s just like Butternut!) If The Mooch can quickly develop a men’s skin care line and a strong cologne & aftershave, I think he can turn this black eye into Profit!!!

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    poo javelinStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/10/17 2:45pm

    I’m surprised you skipped PJ Weber’s Twitter takes…

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    PaulMooneysTongueStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/10/17 11:23pm

    AFIK NY is a two-party consent state and I’m certain that a reporter of his level ain’t pullin some Enquirer bs.

    So he’s like the obnoxious runt that failed at dodgeball trying to stay in the game.

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    DJPossessStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/10/17 4:33pm

    All this over an emoji. Can we just jump to the end now and say this is not shade. #shadecourt

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