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    ThePriceofEggsinMaltaStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/10/17 11:12am

    Oh, man, we absolutely know they’re not the same person; it’s easy to tell them apart. Just a few obvious ones:

    Chicken Don is far easier to look at without feeling ill.

    Chicken Don has put more effort into preparing himself for his role than actual Don has.

    Chicken Don has the confidence and emotional stability not to need constant fluffing and inflation from his staff and followers.

    Chicken Don has the common fucking sense to know that, if you’re the only true military superpower on the fucking planet and quite literally everyone on earth is well aware that your armaments could destroy the planet several times over, you do not need to make idle fucking threats at the crackpot dictator of a banana republic, because it only serves to elevate the crackpot and make you look like a shitty petulant child, while having the secondary effect of reminding everyone that the American voters utterly failed in their responsibility to prevent the most terrifying arsenal the world has ever seen from falling into the tiny hands of an insecure half-wit with daddy issues.

    Chicken Don 2020.

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      Archaeyopterix MajorusThePriceofEggsinMalta
      8/10/17 12:04pm

      Your brain. I like it.

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      crouching tigerThePriceofEggsinMalta
      8/10/17 1:18pm

      Chicken Don hasn’t publicly advocated for sexual assault.

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    Archaeyopterix MajorusStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/10/17 12:02pm

    Anybody else seeing this bullshit ‘poll’ Trump is tweeting about being a more popular pres than Obama? I miss Obama so fucking bad, he was so classy, super-intelligent, had a healthy and loving family, didn’t want to fuck his daughters, was complemented by a gorgeous, strong wife who spoke English and did more cool things than simply slapping away fat slob hands in public (seriously, WTG Mel). America weeps, the founding fathers will rise from their graves soon to take it back.

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      Rooo sez BISH PLZArchaeyopterix Majorus
      8/11/17 12:15am
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      Archaeyopterix MajorusRooo sez BISH PLZ
      8/11/17 12:56am

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    Kaiser KhanStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/10/17 12:32pm
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    Chicken Don is modeled after a sarcastic statue in China. The statue was erected prior to the election, in order to proclaim that 2017 is the year of the rooster (according to menus at Chinese-style restaurants.)

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    AndrosZStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/10/17 10:55am

    Chicken Don is doing more work from the White House this week than Deep Fried Don.

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    ThoseAreDigimonStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/10/17 10:50am

    Singh Brar got permission from the Secret Service

    Welp,

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    Alexander Crouton-SkitchStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/10/17 1:10pm

    Cannibal!

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    hillratStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/10/17 11:04am

    I’m 12 blocks away from this and I had no idea it was happening.

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      FILTHpighillrat
      8/10/17 12:04pm

      I had no idea it was happening

      What, the end of western civilization? It’s been going on for months now.

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