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    Raineyb1013Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/09/17 11:28am

    I wonder if the picture used in this article is one of those pictures they show Dolt 45 that he thinks he looks powerful in because he looks bloated and constipated to me.

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      "Hachi"Raineyb1013
      8/09/17 11:46am

      His lips look like an asshole

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      Raineyb1013"Hachi"
      8/09/17 11:54am

      Only every day.

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    Prostate of Dorian GrayStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/09/17 12:21pm

    How much blood should I let pour from my ears before I start worrying about an aneurysm? Or to I just let the sweet embrace of death take me now before the rush WW3 is going to cause?

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      Absent HumanityProstate of Dorian Gray
      8/09/17 12:29pm

      If you die now, you won’t be able to take in all the white tears from when the world ends. I am personally not letting myself die before we get to say “I told you so.” Petty, but worth it.

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      Nunna Yorz (Greys get dismissed with prejudice)Absent Humanity
      8/09/17 1:29pm

      Same here. I’m going to walk around with a wine glass and hold it under their cheeks every time I see one cry. A little salty, but it goes with the drink. Kinda like a margarita.

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    HuskyBroStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/09/17 11:54am

    I hate every single person who voted for this fool.

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    VinStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/09/17 11:36am

    “If we had prepared such a digest for Obama, he would have roared with laughter,” Axelrod said.

    - and looked presidential af doing so.

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      Pink Floyd Mayweather IIIVin
      8/09/17 12:33pm
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    CousinPamStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/09/17 11:44am

    This shit is so fucking embarrassing.

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    EvenBaggierTrousers7Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/09/17 11:45am

    I suppose on most days it’s just several copies of this.

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    “Wait, didn’t I see this one already?”

    “Um... no, this was a different truck day, remember?”

    “Mmm... Ok, then.”

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      Ag ObairEvenBaggierTrousers7
      8/09/17 11:53am
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      Little Donny Shits His Pants

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      EvenBaggierTrousers7Ag Obair
      8/09/17 12:03pm

      Ha. Just watched that series...

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    BIMming ItStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/09/17 11:42am

    “Maybe it’s good for the country that the president is in a good mood in the morning,” a former RNC staffer told VICE News.

    By all means, don’t stop with flattering documents... get down on your knees and please your President. The last thing we need is a displeased dictator.

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    Archaeyopterix MajorusStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/09/17 1:23pm
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    900turboStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/09/17 12:26pm
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    Just sayin.

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      RedR58900turbo
      8/09/17 4:07pm

      Every time Trump walks onto a stage he claps just like the other trained seal.

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      900turboRedR58
      8/09/17 4:32pm

      Him and L’il Kim both do that!

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    CaveyStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/09/17 11:45am

    “Maybe it’s good for the country that the president is in a good mood in the morning,”

    OR, and I’m just spit-balling here, he could get some exercise like Paul Ryan*. If exercise is out of the question** maybe he should rub one out before he gets on twitter*** (sorry for that image). Knocking would calm him down and keep him busy for a while**

    *Sure Ryan is a terrible person, but he feels good about himself as he tries to fuck everyone over after he get his P90X fix

    **It might kill him...

    *** Because you know his paid for wife ain’t touching him any more than she has to. Also, the stain might kill him...

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      mike in So CalCavey
      8/09/17 1:48pm

      oh, im sure theyre the definition of “sexless marriage”, at least on his part.

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