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    Danielle C. BeltonStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/08/17 4:33pm

    I’m going to miss central air and heating. The fact that Black Panther still hasn’t come out yet. And the end of Game of Thrones. But most of all ... 

    ... I’ll miss you, Stephen, and your blogging.

    We had a good run here on non-nuclear bombed out earth! A good run, indeed!

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      NotTodayDanielle C. Belton
      8/08/17 4:38pm

      If dude somehow wrecks the opening of BP, I’ll lose it. I have my outfit picked out and everything.

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      Monique JudgeDanielle C. Belton
      8/08/17 4:39pm

      Oh, so you only gonna miss Stephen? TUH.

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    Monique JudgeStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/08/17 4:38pm

    On Tuesday, The president of backroad moonshine runners decided to have a full on dick measuring contest with the most unstable nation in the whole fucking world:

    I fucking SCREAMED. I hate you.

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      Sora HjortMonique Judge
      8/08/17 4:57pm

      I know right? It’s giving moonshiners a bad rep.

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      Monique JudgeSora Hjort
      8/08/17 5:20pm

      That was my second thought.

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    Dhiraj NaseenStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/09/17 9:27am

    Ok I know what I won’t miss, and that’s the countless hours spent trying to understand Trump’s face/general appearance. Every article just launches me back into deep analysis.

    What is going on there? The eyes ... one minute all poufy, the next, pure Siamese cat. Is there an eye surgery he had - or one he should be having? Why that neck? Are there extra parts in there? It’s so spacious ... I don’t understand.

    How do you get a gable in your head? Should hair actually have angles? Why does his mouth do that? How does a man get cellulite?

    You see how this can become a frustrating distraction? We need to get him a mask...

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    det-devil-ailsStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/08/17 4:45pm

    Since we’re on the subject of men who want to watch the world burn...

    I’m going to miss okra.

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      hocuspocusoctopusdet-devil-ails
      8/08/17 4:52pm

      I see what you did there and why did you do it?

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      FreeRondet-devil-ails
      8/08/17 5:43pm

      For shame

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    Cali4lifeStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/08/17 5:53pm

    I will miss my bed. It’s really the best bed. Something called california king and it’s the perfect single man’s bed because it’s huge and one side is always cold.

    I will miss my 9 friends.

    I will miss watermelon. And also gumbo. And jambalaya.

    I will miss trolling my ultra conservative pastor older brother with “true” stories of how The Goddess created us all and the true savior is Her daughter.

    I will miss my mom and all her cooking and loving which proves my Goddess theory, tbh. #rip mom.

    I will miss my bookshelves and all my unfinished books but fully read comics.

    I will miss my water bottle. It’s really the best there is, it’s covered in bacon and egg pictures, and the water stays cold at least 12 hours.

    What I won’t miss:

    Gluten free anything. Every vegan telling me they’re vegan. the NFL. White men and 53% of white women. Potlucks at work. Samantha Bee. I love her show, but I’m not going to miss her, you know? PBS. All the thousands of podcasts where the whites do all the talking. So, 99% of them. My 4th and 5th grade teacher, Mrs. Woods who looked like a pig, so much so that she wore a pig mask for halloween one year. Actually, that was extra of her. I still won’t miss her, though. Kevin Johnson. Chris Brown. And Ray Lewis. Oh, and Cosby. Fake maple syrup. Don’t accept it and don’t eat pancakes, waffles, or french toast with the fake stuff. Mitch Romney and his godly mormon diapers. John Travolta.

    Tl;Dr: will miss mom, daughter, friends, food; won’t miss the whites.

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      Rooo sez BISH PLZCali4life
      8/08/17 7:11pm

      I’m friend 10, the # of Rafa’s RG titles

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      Cali4lifeRooo sez BISH PLZ
      8/08/17 7:27pm

      #10!

      And, that pic requires a NSFW warning. Yuuucckkkk.

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    Not Enough Day DrinkingStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/08/17 4:55pm

    Let me also point out here that President Little Finger made this statement while on vacation at his fucking golf club!

    Bruh...this is just plain wrong. Little Finger is a sly and sneaky fuck. Trump is about as sly and sneaky as a tornado. Trump is more like Circei ‘I don’t give a fuck who sees me sleeping with my brother, plus that’s fake news anyways’ Lannister.

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      BlanchardDudeNot Enough Day Drinking
      8/08/17 5:25pm

      Joffrey, at least Cercei is cunning and understands the world. Joffrey was a petulant brat that wanted it all his way, fuck the rules.

      I’m going to miss Star Trek Discovery and Jodie Whittaker as the first female Doctor. Damn.

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      Not Enough Day DrinkingBlanchardDude
      8/08/17 5:27pm

      Yeah, I thought about that, but Joffrey died and unfortunately for everyone, Trump has not.

      Also Circei thinks she’s smarter than she actually is. If she’s so smart how come all her kids are dead, she has no friends, and the only one she wants to sleep with is her twin brother? I look forward to next week when she finds out her brother is missing and her army is gone. Whatcha gonna do now?

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    SHoughStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/08/17 4:51pm

    Y’all all in LA? Because it’s LA, San Diego, or Hawaii that’s gonna get hit if it happens. As someone who lives in LA I’m going to miss the disingenuous sadness that comes from MAGA fans as if they give a shit about the dead.

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      poo javelinSHough
      8/08/17 5:21pm

      Well, Long Beach rather than LA…

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      SHoughpoo javelin
      8/08/17 5:50pm

      I just visited Long Beach a couple of weeks ago and it’s gorgeous.

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    hocuspocusoctopusStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/08/17 4:56pm

    At this moment in time, I’m gonna miss Ramen and Pho because it’s too hot to really enjoy. Also, snow days where I stay home and drink tea...

    Or will this trigger a nuclear winter?

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    Vintage3000Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/08/17 5:35pm

    45 is ghetto as hell and a punk. This was basically him saying NK better keep America’s name out they mouth, and knowing that he won’t have to fight Kim Jong himself.

    At what point will American white supremacy admit this man is trash and they made a mistake?!

    I will miss spicy chick peas (only when they are still crispy!), mint lemonade and binge watching true crime documentaries.

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    dredlocksStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/08/17 11:01pm

    Tom Lehrer - So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)

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      Zabelladredlocks
      8/08/17 11:45pm

      ♬ But though I may roam, I’ll come back to my home. Although it may be, a pile of debris. ♬

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