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hocuspocusoctopusMonique Judge
8/08/17 12:16am
Hey, girl! You awesome. Just letting you know about something that you already know.
I don’t know why people act as though being with a woman who is not slim is soooo outrageous. We all know this. People have looked into this. Stop acting like it’s shocking that larger women are having sex.
Also, why is Lil Duval still talking? Shouldn’t he be spending his time begging for someone to let him be an extra on Sharknado 25?
ETA:
We all already know Lil Duval is a gaping herpes sore on the ass of black comedy
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  Monique Judge
  8/08/17 12:28am
  LOL. I’m glad you like the herpes sore comment. I meant it. In the most horrible way possible.
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  500 Days of Kitten Calamari
  8/08/17 12:40am
  Who is Lil Duval besides someone who talked about murdering trans people like it was ha ha funny?
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Not Enough Day DrinkingMonique Judge
8/08/17 12:19am
Who chooses to bed me (or any other fat person) should not be of concern to you.
Making sure other people are having the ‘right’ kind of sex is sort of a national pastime. I mean if they weren’t telling people who to have sex with, when they could have sex, and what bathrooms to use, what would all the preachers and politicians do with all that free time?
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  Kazuhira (master) MillerNot Enough Day Drinking
  8/08/17 12:29am
  You said this much more concisely than I did down below. I kinda feel silly for typing so much when it really is as simple as making sure the “right” people are having the “right” sex.
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  euterpe35Not Enough Day Drinking
  8/08/17 2:57am
  Women who toe the societal line and and fret over everything they put in their mouths and label food “good” or “bad” and who literally injure their bodies with excessive workouts to get and stay skinny - all so they can be attractive and loved and sexy - just get *so mad* when women who apparently do not toe that line (we fatties) get sex.
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Cali4lifeMonique Judge
8/08/17 1:53am
Beautifully written, Sis. And, as my sister’s namesake, I’ll guard my words but leave you this: The interwebs were blessed tonight when your blown up photo above. That photo of you has life, girl! You show it, own it, bask it in, and flaunt it from that historical ‘fro to all other points between. Bravo! (I won’t print, frame, and display your photo. Probably).
Beauty glances off some folk but doesn’t stay; beauty is residing on you and ain’t leaving.
Big Bro Cali
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  Laura Nicole MattsonCali4life
  8/08/17 7:17am
  I wish there was a ‘love’ reaction on here, because I love your comment!!
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  Monique JudgeCali4life
  8/08/17 1:42pm
  You know I love you. <3
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Will-RavelMonique Judge
8/08/17 12:08am
Legitimately, there’s nothing more boring than fat-shaming. It’s hilarious to me that people who lecture fat people or make fat jokes actually think they’re worth listening to. No one who matters will give you attention, and you’ll have to scrape the bottom of society for the validation you seem to be seeking in your quest to project your own insecurities. It would be laughably pathetic if it was worth even thinking about to begin with.
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  willleisureWill-Ravel
  8/08/17 1:30am
  I don’t get why it bothers people so much. Most people are out of shape themselves.
  Also:
  He doesn’t have a leg to stand on. “lil” can only be so short. He’s Itsy Bitsy Duvall.
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  introvertedbaddiewillleisure
  8/08/17 1:52am
  I had to do some conversion because #TeamMetric
  I consider myself a short person, but I’m still (just a bit) taller than this cretin.
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BlakeBortlesandJaymes: Thanos Won Because of NebulaMonique Judge
8/08/17 1:42am
I have nothing to add to this.
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  Monique JudgeBlakeBortlesandJaymes: Thanos Won Because of Nebula
  8/08/17 1:43pm
  I’m glad you came by though. <3
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  TheDudeAbides_(version 2.0)Monique Judge
  8/08/17 3:19pm
  Want to know the easiest way to tell a guy has a small dick? He’ll insult your weight. So when you proclaim you like big dicks, of course you get the backlash from tiny-dick-ville!
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BigPoppaSmurfMonique Judge
8/08/17 7:30am
As soon as I saw this young lady at her presser I immediately thought to myself that she is going to get ripped apart publicly because our society cannot fathom anyone finding a fat person attractive let alone a rich celebrity. And it took about 2 seconds on Twitter to see just how correct my initial thought was.
Hopefully she’s got a great support system.
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  JadeBigPoppaSmurf
  8/08/17 9:53pm
  People are SOOO very predictable, aren’t they. Once you understand the basics of human nature, you’re pretty much like the late Miss Cleo at that point.
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  Thotline Bling: black girl supremacyBigPoppaSmurf
  8/09/17 11:37am
  me, too. i’ve avoided any and all comments about this story b/c i know what they’re going to say. and i just can’t deal. smh.
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imonarampagegoddamnitMonique Judge
8/08/17 3:19pm
In the words of the preeminent poet of our time: “you’re fat, so what? I’m skinny, it never stopped me from gettin busy...”
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  Monique Judgeimonarampagegoddamnit
  8/08/17 5:40pm
  Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Humpty Hump!
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  Texas NativeMonique Judge
  8/09/17 3:59pm
  I love how you self-describe your “large and pendulous” breasts. There’s something about a thick confident chick! I gotta tell ya I’ve been back to this article several times just to gaze...
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Melissa DanielleMonique Judge
8/09/17 2:26pm
I need that T-shirt!
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  Monique JudgeMelissa Danielle
  8/09/17 3:07pm
  Everyone always asks me where I got it. It randomly showed up on my Facebook feed one day, and I ordered it. I cannot for the life of me remember the name of the vendor though. I do know that if you search the phrase on Google, several vendors come up, but unfortunately I cannot vouch for any of them.
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kaizenMonique Judge
8/08/17 1:31pm
Hey, I’ll be honest here; from the picture, I can’t believe it either. And it has nothing to do with her weight.
I *do* find Monique attractive and engaging. I *don’t* find the woman in the picture attractive or engaging.
Sorry. Personal attractiveness is completely subjective. Sue me.
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  sallybannerkaizen
  8/08/17 5:04pm
  why does your opinion on her attractiveness matter then? it is subjective, no need to let everyone know how much you disagree because it’s not exactly interesting or entertaining
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  mercyxkaizen
  8/08/17 11:26pm
  No ones going to sue you bc no one cares about your tiny dicked insecurities or dumbass opinions that much.
  Cry about it.
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JasmineGMonique Judge
8/08/17 9:59am
So much to unpack. Starting with Usher, he’s a celebrity, and we are conditioned to think that he would only sleep with/date IG model types. Except, he hasn’t. Not only have all of his significant public relationships been with older women, Tomeka and Grace are not women that most people would ever see him dating, let alone marrying. (Not that they’re not attractive but they don’t fit into the IG model mold.) So, I can kind of see why certain black men are shocked. Although they shouldn’t be because Usher seems to love black women - period.
What I don’t understand is why black women are being so mean, disbelieving and dismissive. Hollywood/literature have made movies and books about “average women” getting the star/celeb/athlete. If there is a whole romantic entertainment genre catering to this idea then shouldn’t we be happy for her? (Outside of the HSV exposure, obviously.)
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  Kyo Soma A.JasmineG
  8/09/17 12:44pm
  I was not shocked that Usher: One had sex with a woman. Two had sex with a fat lady (I’m a fat lady. I don’t find the word inappropriate) and three that the woman is just a regular girl. Jude Law fucked his average looking nanny and had a press conference about it ( it was kind of hilarious btw) Celebrities are going to get their dick/vag wet when they want to.
  Now, this might sound awful, and maybe I need some soul searching, but, I honestly was surprised that the woman was dark skinned and not involved in Hollywood. I hate to say it, but the vast bevy of some popular black male celebrities continues to disappoint me. I know some black male celebrities are down for all shades of color and not misogynoir. Sadly we still give the pedestal and mic to the ones that are misogynoir (like lil’shitstorm’s twitter feed). So I don’t support them nor do I give them second chances. I just wish we would focus on the ones who are not locked in a white supremacist brainwashing. (Kodlack Black?, Asap to name a few)
  Now the herpes thing, after watching Adam Ruins Everything it’s not something that I am scared of. However, if you have an STD, please be mindful of the other person’s health and discuss it with said person. It’s the right and responsible thing to do. Was a press conference even needed? Would just a meeting with lawyers to handle said conflict been issued?
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