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    hocuspocusoctopusMichael Harriot
    7/22/17 12:41am

    Of course the NAACP was mad. What were they supposed to do with all that chicken they hadn’t seasoned?

    Someone resourceful will grab all the seasoning and figure something out. I’ve seen it happen before. Let no food go unseasoned!

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      HabitatNoHumanity
      7/22/17 12:38pm

      Hollerin’!

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      hocuspocusoctopusHabitatNoHumanity
      7/22/17 1:04pm

      Tabasco comes in a travel bottle for a reason.

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    Not Enough Day DrinkingMichael Harriot
    7/21/17 10:14pm

    He’s already been close to black people at least once this year...he’s reached his quota.

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      BoSephusNot Enough Day Drinking
      7/22/17 1:41pm

      Holy fuck. What is this picture from?!

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      Not Enough Day DrinkingBoSephus
      7/22/17 2:27pm
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    Alexander Crouton-SkitchMichael Harriot
    7/21/17 11:07pm
    What were they supposed to do with all that chicken they hadn’t seasoned?

    oh

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      BlakeBortlesandJaymes: The Jake Jortles FilesAlexander Crouton-Skitch
      7/21/17 11:16pm

      Put it in the gumbo? You know it’s always one distant cajun relative bringing the gumbo or jumbalaya or something with some roux to the cookout for the old heads to get down on later.

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      Alexander Crouton-SkitchBlakeBortlesandJaymes: The Jake Jortles Files
      7/21/17 11:25pm

      Ah, yes. We had a baby shower a few years ago. 100 people in all — new mommy’s friends upstairs with the sternos and the heated trays; me downstairs with grandma and her friends (she’s 98) slinging out chicken wings, ribs, pigs’ feet, & potatoE salad as fast as we could.

      Upstairs people came down like marching ants once they saw where the real food was being dished up. Like a locust-stripped field by the time it was all over.

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    Hello, America: Find Your SoulMichael Harriot
    7/22/17 9:17am

    Great Value Putin

    Edit - can’t get gif to work so.... Spittingoutcoffee.gif.

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    MisterPigginsMichael Harriot
    7/22/17 12:20am

    “Democrats won’t lift a finger to help they don’t want to talk I can’t get them to work with me on anything!”

    “Wanna talk about it? Maybe we can work something out?”

    “Eh, no thanks.

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    PhoneBurnerElmoMichael Harriot
    7/23/17 7:46am

    Let’s be real. Melanie would have shown up empty handed, made her man a big ol’ plate. And not known why Aunt Ruth made a comment about her finances must be tight.

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    I_AmUMichael Harriot
    7/22/17 4:58pm

    I wouldn’t have wasted the paper the invitation was issued on or the time it took to send an e-vite. Why do we feel obligated to follow the norms of civil society when dealing with anything associated with 45? He’s playing man-0n-man defense/offence and we’re playing respectability politics. 45 doesn’t respect the office of the presidency. We need to accept this fact and act accordingly.

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    HypestylesMichael Harriot
    7/22/17 12:17am

    don’t invite that person anymore.

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    dredlocksMichael Harriot
    7/21/17 10:35pm

    He wants the world to come to him. So far every time he’s gone out in the world, he gets burned. Apparently he spends as much time in the White House as possible out of touch with everybody else. OK, out of touch with his staff. But the prior sentence is mostly true.

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    AstrixMichael Harriot
    7/21/17 11:17pm

    The image if Melania clutching herself while trying to stay poised in her ridiculous high heels at an out door bbq is fucking priceless. I could only hope that it’d be so hot out one of them would faint. Either from the heat itself or from locking their knees while pearl clutching.

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