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    Kinjastars69Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    7/20/17 1:02pm

    Why can’t these old rich white guys just go relax on an island somewhere and enjoy the rest of their days? Severe obsession with masochism?

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      Asking A Birdman not to soarKinjastars69
      7/20/17 1:06pm

      As long as there are people out there not respecting the inmutable SUPERIORITY of old white men and HAVING FUN instead of flagellating themselves before the lord, there will be assholes like Sessions.

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      AngelaInDetroitKinjastars69
      7/20/17 1:11pm
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      They gotta save America from the coloreds, the muzzies, the queers etc.

      Do not go gentle into that good night,
      Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
      Rage, rage against the dying of the light.<—This is them.

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    SHoughStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    7/20/17 1:53pm

    Of course Sessions isn’t going to resign. Trump has certain things that he wants Sessions to implement (related to Muslims and immigration) but largely Sessions has free reign to be the kind of racist law and order Conservative that has been Alabama’s chief export since it’s inception.

    Ramping up the war on drugs? Oh yeah. Sending federal inmates back to private prisons? You better believe it! Stealing private property from people even ACCUSED of drug crimes? We might as well call that Sessions-ing.

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      ARP2SHough
      7/20/17 2:17pm

      I’d say Sessions doesn’t want to resign because he wants to implement the GOP’s will. He’s there to control Trump along the edges while still pushing GOP policy in the background.

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      SHoughARP2
      7/20/17 2:29pm

      Honestly? I think the GOP has largely passed Sessions by. I know that seems weird to say but Sessions is a hard-liner on immigration (which the business wing of the GOP hates), he’s the last soldier in the War on Drugs (even the GOP sees this is a losing issue), and he seems to want to openly antagonize Black people (the GOP wants to do that more subtly).

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    det-devil-ailsStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    7/20/17 1:28pm

    “Jeff Sessions takes the job, gets into the job, recuses himself, which, frankly, I think is very unfair to the President,” Trump said, referring to himself. “How do you take a job and then recuse yourself? If he would have recused himself before the job, I would have said, ‘Thanks, Jeff, but I’m not going to take you.’ It’s extremely unfair — and that’s a mild word — to the President.”

    In a weird way, I find it a little comforting that Trump obviously has no idea how any of this shit works.

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      JohnnyDangerouslydet-devil-ails
      7/20/17 1:37pm

      Right? Uh, Mr President, he’s not YOUR lawyer, he’s the country’s lawyer...

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      butcherbakertoiletrymakerdet-devil-ails
      7/20/17 1:51pm

      This is precisely I want Trump right where he is. Otherwise, we get Pence, and that motherfucker actually knows how to fuck people over.

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    capeoStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    7/20/17 2:09pm

    I’ve come to the realization that it’s impossible to interview Trump without him blasting out his complete lack of knowledge of how government is supposed to work and saying something that is borderline treasonous. “Well, shit, if I had known Sessions wouldn’t have been a dependable crony I wouldn’t have appointed him.” I certainly don’t mean that as a defense of Sessions. He’s not taking a morally obligated stance, he’s trying to save his own deplorable ass, but Trump keeps publicly saying and doing the most wildly inappropriate shit it bogggles the mind.

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      dde69capeo
      7/20/17 2:16pm

      Right? It’s fucking awesome! This guy needs to be interviewed more. He has no idea whatsoever when to shut his mouth. It’s great! It’s even better when he throws his own guys under the bus, because you KNOW they know shit. I am fully expecting at some point one of these jilted lovers of his will testify against him... and I can’t fucking wait.

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      JohnnyDangerouslycapeo
      7/20/17 3:01pm

      Also, they are all come off as oblique admissions of guilt by “protesting too much.”

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    CaveyStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    7/20/17 1:11pm

    And I thought Dewy was such a nice boy

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      MonteRioCavey
      7/20/17 2:30pm

      Aw, man. Dewey’s awesome. He does not deserve to be associated with JJ Keebler!

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    LJ909Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    7/20/17 1:29pm

    Of course everyone does. He almost to me embodies a Jim Crow, Civil Rights era racist politician. But he hides it under the facade (thats not every good) of wanting to work for all Americans. But his actions and his inability to confront how he truly is suggest otherwise.

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      Pink Floyd Mayweather IIILJ909
      7/20/17 2:58pm

      Well, in his mind, “all Americans” implies only white Americans, who are the only true Americans, so...

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      LJ909Pink Floyd Mayweather III
      7/20/17 3:00pm

      Exactly. Thats pretty much the tone of the government now. Even when Trump speaks. When he says all Americans, hes speaking to his White base, the red part of the map that got him in. Hes the President of some not all.

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    llaalleellStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    7/20/17 1:12pm

    “he doesn’t want all that Russia stink to get into his elf suit.”

    Oh man. Thanks for that belly laugh. I was saying a couple weeks ago that I think I hate him more than anyone else in this administration, so it’s quite a treat to see this vitriol trending despite the dubious company.

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    TrumpsTinyHandsStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    7/20/17 2:45pm

    When Trump started talking about how much Sessions frustrates him, I briefly considered hating Sessions a little less. Then he started pushing maximum sentences, marijuana prosecutions, and civil forfeitures, and was right back to 100% hate.

    He is just so hate-able: Racist, stupid, ignorant, full of shitty ideas.... even dopey-looking, inarticulate, unethical and untruthful. How could I not hate him?

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      BunnyvontusselTrumpsTinyHands
      7/21/17 5:42pm

      I like those cookies he makes with the fudge stripes, tho!

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    MonteRioStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    7/20/17 1:56pm

    This. Fucking. Guy.

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    TheBlightOfGreyStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    7/20/17 3:10pm

    Not everyone hates JBS3. The opiod manufacturers love him. He is going to crack down on pot taking away that outlet of relief and then come down hard on the heroin dealers so everyone has to go back to prescription Oxy.

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