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TheRealMarthaJones3.0Breanna Edwards
7/18/17 12:35pm
I watched that documentary and tbh, this woman low key my hero. Y’all can’t tell me nothin. She was like let me tell you about these times that I stole a bunch of jewels from these rich white people.
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  Cardi B's Other ShoeTheRealMarthaJones3.0
  7/18/17 12:52pm
  That was pretty much my reaction to it. I let Miss Doris be great. From afar and not at my house because...come on, now.
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  Mzz DeBurgosTheRealMarthaJones3.0
  7/18/17 3:36pm
  You had me at rich white people....
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PettybootsBreanna Edwards
7/18/17 1:53pm
I wonder if she’s at it again so she can have prison healthcare and housing in her old age.
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  TheRealMarthaJones3.0Pettyboots
  7/18/17 7:52pm
  probably. In the documentary, which was a while ago. She was struggling in terms of a living situation. Her son was a recovering addict and her daughter doesn’t speak to her.
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PaulMooneysTongueBreanna Edwards
7/18/17 1:50pm
Sad but had she been another “persuasion”, Hollyweird would have made an Oscar-nominated-starring-Charlie/Nicole/etc-saturate-the-market/social media movie made about her.
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  TheRealMarthaJones3.0PaulMooneysTongue
  7/18/17 2:48pm
  There’s a script in development starring
  Halle Berry :(
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  PaulMooneysTongueTheRealMarthaJones3.0
  7/18/17 2:57pm
  That script’s been in development for almost 10 years. By the time they do it, Halle will be playing her WalMart thefts.....
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Thotline Bling: black girl supremacyBreanna Edwards
7/18/17 12:43pm
When I saw the film, for a moment, I was impressed at the skill and savvy this little black woman from the middle of nowhere showed with no training or help. But the fact that she has nothing to show for it and is still out here shop lifting at damn near 90 years old?
She should’ve applied her intelligence to something else because her day has come and gone.
Technology has surpassed her skills. If she doesn’t sit down, she’s going to take her last breath in a prison cell somewhere.
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  JustPassingThroughThotline Bling: black girl supremacy
  7/18/17 4:57pm
  Really wish she had parlayed her thievery skills into a multi-million dollar consultation business like that real life dude in Catch Me If You Can. He’s super rich now based on his skills at making and cashing fraudulent checks. He built a business improving check security and consulting with banks and retailers.
  My opinion, but I think the difference between that guy and Mrs. Payne is that she is a legit psychopath. She just does not care about how her actions impact people (i.e. her children and the employees who get punished for showcasing jewelry to her that she then steals).
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  Thotline Bling: black girl supremacyJustPassingThrough
  7/18/17 5:06pm
  Yes! I was thinking she’s smart enough to have turned this into a legal hustle! And in my earlier comment, I was going to say whoever called her a sociopath in the documentary was spot on. But maybe she is a psychopath. I can’t always remember the difference. Smh. Just a waste.
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Hoyo AfrikaBreanna Edwards
7/18/17 12:36pm
Payne is believed to have stolen about $2 million worth of items over the past 60 years.
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Ugh.Breanna Edwards
7/18/17 12:42pm
I needed a story with the words “International jewel thief” in it today.
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  Miss Mercedes ♥✈ Small Vehicle JunkieUgh.
  7/18/17 1:19pm
  I think we need a headline like this every day for the next few years. I’m used to stories starting with “Florida Man...” but I’m equally cool with “International ____ Thief...” :D
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Mzz DeBurgosBreanna Edwards
7/18/17 3:42pm
I’m having a hard time having any empathy for Walmart. In fact, I really wish that Doris would have looked at herself in the mirror and said, “I deserve better today.” And moved it along to Target!
FREE DORIS, FREEEE DORIS!!
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