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    HuskyBroMichael Harriot
    7/17/17 9:26am

    Damnit I hate to be that bro, but....Man, if Breitbart or Drudge Report did something like this featuring only black people, all hell would bust loose...

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      DoctorGoatHuskyBro
      7/17/17 9:34am

      Have you ever been to either of those sites? What kind of articles do you think they’ve been posting for the last eight years? Constructive criticism? Good God. But by all means please continue being “that guy”.

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      HuskyBroDoctorGoat
      7/17/17 9:57am

      Two wrongs don’t make an alt-right.

      Just because they’re doing it, doesn’t mean we have to stoop to their level of bullshit.

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    Ben GrimmMichael Harriot
    7/17/17 10:14am

    Maybe a simple definition for “wypipo”:

    Wypipo: a white person offended by the term “wypipo.”

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      TheRealMarthaJones3.0
      7/17/17 10:36am

      Also this (True Story)

      Int College Class

      White girl: This black girl called me a white bitch and that was racist.

      Me: She’s shouldn’t have called you a bitch, but you are white

      White girl:

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      TheRealMarthaJones3.0TheRealMarthaJones3.0
      7/17/17 11:51am

      Dear Locomotive Jones,

      There are other pressing matters that need your attention.

      Ya boy trump and sessions out here lookin like they suffering from early onset alzheimers. You’re bff jared kushner is out here about to be brought up on treason charges. Ivanka is exhausted. They need your support more than ever. Go find them and be with them. And leave us alone.

      sincerely

      MJ

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    John HascallMichael Harriot
    7/17/17 9:23am

    How can there be nobody named Trump in this shitshow?

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      Genetta M. AdamsJohn Hascall
      7/17/17 9:58am

      First things first: Our rules committee made Donald Trump ineligible because they knew that Trump—as the mascot and standard-bearer for the worst wypipo in the world—would not make this a competitive tournament. Allowing Trump would be like the NCAA allowing the Golden State Warriors to compete in March Madness.

      This pretty much applies to most of the Trumps

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      John HascallGenetta M. Adams
      7/17/17 10:42am

      Understand the logic. Mighta been something to have mentioned though...

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    "Hachi"Michael Harriot
    7/17/17 9:34am

    MICHAEL YOU ARE A MESSY, MESSY MAN <3

    *goes to vote*

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      TheRealMarthaJones3.0"Hachi"
      7/17/17 10:16am

      messy af

      *thinks hard about voting choices*

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      "Hachi"TheRealMarthaJones3.0
      7/17/17 10:30am

      I messed up the voting already because I couldn’t figure out how to do it *pouts*

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    hocuspocusoctopusMichael Harriot
    7/17/17 9:25am

    Lol. Who voted for Rob Kardashian over Jeff Sessions?

    And I actually managed to forget that the “singing about the ghetto while doing yoga” video existed- until now. So thanks for that.

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      "Hachi"
      7/17/17 9:39am

      *raises hand*

      I’m going by the definition of wypipo, though!! Am I doing this wrong???

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      eowynsdottir
      7/17/17 9:44am

      Lol yeah. Sessions v. Kardashian? “One man will continue the mass incarceration and police shootings of young black men in our nation. The other man is kind of a douche. Tough choice, right?”

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    Prostate of Dorian GrayMichael Harriot
    7/17/17 10:00am

    Anyone got a guess what we should set the over/under for on “you’re the real racist!” comments in the greys?

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      Raineyb1013Prostate of Dorian Gray
      7/17/17 10:16am

      You mean you don’t see that in your inbox at least once a day from fragile wypipo?

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      "Hachi"Prostate of Dorian Gray
      7/17/17 10:25am

      Ha that should be the next tournament

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    ThirdAmendmentManMichael Harriot
    7/17/17 9:29am

    Man that LaPage/Stone 1st round game is the low key best matchup of the first round. And Curt Schilling in the 7 seed is my pick for making a surprise deep run.

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      timbapimThirdAmendmentMan
      7/17/17 9:38am

      No way, Curt Schilling doesn’t matter, and the Koch Bros have real influence.

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      John HascallThirdAmendmentMan
      7/17/17 10:45am

      Steve “Cantaloupe Calves” King is clearly the dark horse...

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    BlakeBortlesandJaymes: The Jake Jortles FilesMichael Harriot
    7/17/17 10:57am

    I am personally affronted, Michael. How is Gwyneth Paltrow, the “Whitest of the White Women”, not ranked, let alone the Becky 1 seed?

    Her rapping along to “Niggas in Paris” alone should have cemented her status. I demand answers from the committee on this one.

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      "Hachi"BlakeBortlesandJaymes: The Jake Jortles Files
      7/17/17 11:13am

      Because its 2017! We have to focus on this year. We can do an All-Stars Tournament later lol

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      Tza"Hachi"
      7/18/17 7:37am

      Idk, then Kelly shouldn’t be on here since all she’s done this year is prove she’s irrelvant without Fox. Unless that’s her category, the Irrelevant Without Fox News Lady.

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    det-devil-ailsMichael Harriot
    7/17/17 10:05am

    ‘It is an insult whose time has passed, like “porch monkey”...’

    It’s ok. We’re taking it back.

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      A Drop of Hell, A Touch of Strangedet-devil-ails
      7/17/17 9:48pm

      Well that brings me back to my teenage years. Getting high and laughing so much at stupid shit I’d think I was about to pass out. Memories...

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    Ry-bones, FiST pilotMichael Harriot
    7/17/17 10:45am

    Fla. Teen shotgun waving is behind at the half but this is a team that is all heart and no brains. He’s going to pull it out.

    Prediction: Bannon to dominate his bracket until the elite 8 where he’s going up against either the long powerful track record of Steve King or the double trouble, champions of the oppressed 1%, Koch Bros. If the Kochs can overcome King they will have no trouble with flash-in-the-pan Bannon.

    The gon’ wilde div is anyone’s game, except baseball shooter. A top seed (2,3,4) to be an easy warmup for the Koch Bros.

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      MyPoliticalBurnerRy-bones, FiST pilot
      7/17/17 4:16pm

      Fla. Teen shotgun waving is a great competitor. Always gives 110 percent, so he’ll be playing the full 60 minutes.

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      crouching tigerMyPoliticalBurner
      7/18/17 12:17am

      Coach’s son, knows how to play the game right, etc etc.

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