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YouMonique Judge
5/12/17 11:21pm
“...it’s an excuse by the Democrats for having lost an election that they should have won,” Trump said.
Translation: “I really, really didn’t want this job.”
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  Monique JudgeYou
  5/13/17 2:21am
  He really said that shit though. It’s kind of amazing when you think about it.
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  ReyWilMonique Judge
  5/13/17 7:31pm
  It’s not just that he knows he shouldn’t be President but this stoopid chucklehead just ADMITTED to the public at large that the voting populuus SHOULD HAVE NOT VOTED FOR HIS SORRY ASS! Where the fuck am I?!?
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jcn-txctMonique Judge
5/13/17 12:55am
I get the feeling that someone talks with Trump on what “they” are about to and “they” come up with a narrative, so everyone else says A and only A. Because Trump has dementia and narcissistic, forgets the narrative and he says B and keeps talking and makes the situation worse.
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  Monique Judgejcn-txct
  5/13/17 2:17am
  Sounds legit.
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  Hello, America: Find Your Souljcn-txct
  5/13/17 10:06am
  That seems to be the pattern. Explanation A gets criticized so Trump reacts to that and undermines the whole operation.
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reasonable-n-rationalMonique Judge
5/12/17 10:09pm
As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!....
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  eoghan01reasonable-n-rational
  5/12/17 10:15pm
  Maybe he could watch less cable news and play less golf and spend more time briefing his staff? Somehow Obama managed to maintain message discipline while also running the country, but whatever. Donald is too precious and we wouldn’t want him to overwork himself.
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  reasonable-n-rationaleoghan01
  5/12/17 10:33pm
  I mean... You’re in charge of informing the people you govern, you better damn well have some perfect accuracy! And if you’re firing the head of a federal department, you better be able to get your story straight
  How this fool even thinks that’s an “ok” statement to make, let alone a good one, I cannot even comprehend.
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eoghan01Monique Judge
5/12/17 10:15pm
I’m not a communications expert, but maybe they’d have an easier time if they just told the truth?
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  poo javelineoghan01
  5/12/17 11:14pm
  Which is probably very close to the eventual downfall of Cheeto Benito!
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  Hello, America: Find Your Souleoghan01
  5/13/17 10:07am
  Well then they’d be arrested for treason and stuff...
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Absent HumanityMonique Judge
5/12/17 10:10pm
I don’t think golfing at Mar-a-lago and watching Fox News while tweeting at 3AM count as being active.
“The president is an active president. He keeps a very robust schedule,” Spicer said. “I think sometimes we don’t have an opportunity to get in to see him and get his full thinking.”
Oh Spicy-boy ... you should know by now that the Donald has never used enough brain power to qualify as “full thinking.”
As the Post notes, this calls into question the credibility of not only press secretary Sean Spicer, but also Vice President Pence, principal deputy press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, and counselor to the president Kellyanne Conway.
That’s so cute... the Post assumes any of them had credibility to begin with.
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I’m just sitting here with my popcorn, waiting for it all to burn before getting put out by all the wypipo tears.
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  Hysterical ParoxysmsAbsent Humanity
  5/13/17 1:15am
  Wealthy white male privilege is a hell of a drug.
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  GodDamnTheseElectricSexPantsHysterical Paroxysms
  5/13/17 4:50am
  Yes it is, but this is still several steps beyond that.
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MisterPigginsMonique Judge
5/12/17 10:34pm
I have a solution and he’ll never take me up on it: Fire all but one of your dipshit surrogates. Have your one best dipshit read what it says on your twitter feed. There, now we’re all on message and it’s exactly as you want it.
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  poo javelinMisterPiggins
  5/12/17 11:19pm
  If it’s just someone to read tweets aloud, then create the right effect; fire all the dipshits and hire James Earl Jones!
  Come on; the NAFTA rants will be epic if you’re not Mexico…
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  PS9MisterPiggins
  5/13/17 12:20am
  Better solution: Fire himself. From a cannon. Pointed at Jupiter.
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Obfuscatio: philosopher at largeMonique Judge
5/13/17 12:12pm
As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!
In this instance I believe “active” means actively changing the facts, timeline, and any related details, according to the whims of his dementia and/or ego.
Trying to be accurate in this “factually fluid” environment is like trying to shoot a mosquito in flight at 1,000 yards range - be as precise as you like in your aim, but there is no possible way to predict where the little bastard will be by the time the bullet gets there.
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Obfuscatio: philosopher at largeMonique Judge
5/13/17 12:17pm
“In fact, when I decided to just do it, I said to myself, I said, ‘You know, this Russia thing with Trump and Russia is a made-up story; it’s an excuse by the Democrats for having lost an election that they should have won,” Trump said.
If that were the case, there’s no need to fire Comey. An investigation would reveal that there’s no evidence, thus no posibility of charges, a trial, or a conviction.
This idiot is going to brag himself right out of office and quite possibly into prison.
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Cali4lifeMonique Judge
5/12/17 11:56pm
So what you’re saying is, you and your white men and Kelly and Huckabuck’s daughter are too stoopid to know and repeat what your stoopid as tweets?
Also, you’re admitting to all what we all knew: you’re not in Obama’s class. On any level, dipshit.
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ThePriceofEggsinMaltaMonique Judge
5/13/17 2:20am
As the Post notes, this calls into question the credibility of not only press secretary Sean Spicer, but also Vice President Pence, principal deputy press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, and counselor to the president Kellyanne Conway.
No, no it does not. Because in order for the credibility of any of these people to be called into question, they would need to have some credibility in the first place. Everybody named in that sentence lies when they say hello.
All this latest series of lies and stupidity does is remind us, yet again, that we elected an administration whose dishonesty is surpassed only by its incompetence, and that they think everybody watching is as stupid as they are.
Trying to get truth out of any of these jackasses is like playing whack-a-mole with a novelty foam “we’re number one” finger. It may be mildly amusing to watch to an outside observer, but it’s frustrating and ultimately pointless.
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