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    OctoberSurpriseMichael Harriot
    5/12/17 1:40pm

    Harden played so poorly last night I am not convinced that he didnt throw the game, possibly as a sacrifice to Lil B, possibly as penance for talking shit about Khloe, but probably most likely because he uses Shea Moisture products on his beard and got hit with some serious Black girl voodoo for his slight

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      poo javelinOctoberSurprise
      5/12/17 1:58pm
      he uses Shea Moisture products on his beard and got hit with some serious Black girl voodoo for his slight

      You have to keep up with the ads - it’s white girl voodoo now!

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      ThirdAmendmentManOctoberSurprise
      5/12/17 2:16pm

      I think how poorly he played is proof that he wasn’t throwing the game.

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    StartingOverAgainMichael Harriot
    5/12/17 1:49pm

    None of the above. It was actually an immutable law of the universe.

    When a Mike D’Antoni and a Gregg Popovich have any kind of contest, the Gregg Popovich will always win. They teach this right alongside of gravity and entropy in introductory physics courses at institutions like MIT & Stanford.

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    EvenBaggierTrousers7Michael Harriot
    5/12/17 1:21pm

    Who Cursed James Harden?

    The person who designed those uniforms?


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    lostinspacecampMichael Harriot
    5/12/17 1:32pm

    You can’t curse a guy with the y-y-y-yiiips

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    CaveyMichael Harriot
    5/12/17 1:37pm
    ...and she does look like she could rush for over 1,000 yards in the NFL if they could find a helmet that fits her Easter Island-shaped head).

    God damn, that was brutal.

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