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CousinPamStephen A. Crockett Jr.
5/10/17 7:04pm
I texted my friend this story and she thought I was being metaphorical, like he was just scared. I was like “no girl, he for real hid behind an actual shrub” and she like to died.
How is this real life?
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  Prostate of Dorian GrayCousinPam
  5/10/17 7:13pm
  That is an excellent question. It feels like we’re trapped in a Philip K Dick novel.
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  "Hachi"CousinPam
  5/10/17 9:07pm
  I cant stop laughing and crying about it
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BookOBaldylocksStephen A. Crockett Jr.
5/10/17 5:08pm
Coward.
Just quit already, Sean. Really. You’d be doing everyone except Melissa McCarthy and the SNL writers a favor.
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  sTalkinggoat, first and last of his nameBookOBaldylocks
  5/10/17 5:23pm
  I don’t know why he doesn’t just let Kellyanne Conjob step in. Spicer is probably shitting blood from a stomach ulcer every night (I hope).
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  "Hachi"sTalkinggoat, first and last of his name
  5/10/17 9:08pm
  This is so specific i love it
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comeonpoppetStephen A. Crockett Jr.
5/10/17 7:04pm
Hold up, Screamy Spice is a naval reservist?
My fear grows deeper every damn day.
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  rockymay!comeonpoppet
  5/10/17 8:05pm
  Riiight?!? He’s the epitome of grace under pressure.
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  comeonpoppetrockymay!
  5/10/17 8:09pm
  Like, this sack of trembling marbles is navigating fucking aircraft carriers? I don’t think my heart that take that knowledge.
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BiturbowagonStephen A. Crockett Jr.
5/10/17 8:34pm
Sphincter Spice’s balloon knot is getting tighter and tighter.
But can you blame him? It must be seriously challenging keeping all of his boss’s lies straight.
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Cali4lifeStephen A. Crockett Jr.
5/10/17 9:17pm
America - where we are now aspiring to be a banana republic.
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BlakkNicholsonStephen A. Crockett Jr.
5/11/17 10:16am
Spicy is hilarious.
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