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    poo javelinStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/10/17 1:03pm

    #StayWoke: President Meets With Russians Reports Back to Handlers Day After Comey Firing

    FTFY!

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      Dolemitepoo javelin
      5/10/17 1:07pm

      “I woulda called you guys, but Obama’s got my phones tapped.”

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      poo javelinDolemite
      5/10/17 1:09pm

      Given Chump’s level of spending and technical competence, that just means he’s tied an extra sting onto the tin can!

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    BookOBaldylocksStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/10/17 1:17pm

    Shit like this is why I get so damn annoyed at 45 supporters who shout maga while he’s being extra shady, beyond the usual amount for a sitting President.

    But, you know, her emails.

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      Rooo sez BISH PLZBookOBaldylocks
      5/10/17 1:27pm
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      BookOBaldylocksRooo sez BISH PLZ
      5/10/17 1:33pm

      BUT BUT HER EMAILZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!11!11!!11!!00!!1!

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    ThirdAmendmentManStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/10/17 1:58pm

    So obviously I’m not a spy. But isn’t it considered best practice for an asset’s meeting with their handler to be more.... discreet?

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    The Bullshit is too Damn High!Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/10/17 1:02pm

    Trump: “Don’t worry Comrade I have completely removed all those who seek anything other than their own power and greed 100 percent from the US government. Hail Putin.”

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      DolemiteThe Bullshit is too Damn High!
      5/10/17 1:07pm

      GOP: stands by whistling. “We see nothink!”

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      Rooo sez BISH PLZDolemite
      5/10/17 1:26pm

      They can do that if they want to - doesn’t mean somebody’s not coming for those clowns - so any “undecided Republicans” better get on the right side and call for that independent prosecutor or get ready to see how orange suits their complexions

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    ThePriceofEggsinMaltaStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/10/17 1:37pm

    Every day with Trump is like the world’s worst game show:

    Stupidity!... or!... Hubris! 

    Is this current blatant action the result of Trump and his team being unbelievably stupid, or just so sure of themselves and their protection from consequences that they just don’t give a fuck how it looks?

    And the worst part of this game is that the answer is always the same: both.

    But seriously, this is either going to be very good or very bad. Either they’re going to crash and burn hard because they’re playing so fast and loose, or they’re correct in being so cocky, and they really are safe, because they’ve funneled enough Russian oil money into the RNC that the party that controls our government is totally OK with overlooking treason. Neither outcome will surprise me.

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    Jane ErrorStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/10/17 3:02pm

    Which to me reads like, “Not only did I know he was fired, but Mother Russia made sure he was fired!”

    I read it like “Really, are you THAT bad at coverups in this country?”

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    mandarin10000Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/10/17 2:11pm
    Illustration for article titled

    First thing on the agenda....

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    DadvillainStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/10/17 7:39pm

    And yet, Republicans made a bigger fuss about Obama’s tan suit than they are about some seemingly obvious fuckery. How does the rest of the government not see this?

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    Jimpreza111Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/10/17 1:24pm

    Looks like Spicy wasn’t the only one hiding in the bushes (lead photo)

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    blameitonthecroutonsStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    5/10/17 5:13pm

    Somebody needs to yell “Hail Hydra” at Trump and see if he yells it back

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