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    EvenBaggierTrousers5Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/17/17 3:17pm

    I look forward to CNN’s new show “Why’chall Give ‘em a Chance?” starring Van Jones and Steve Harvey.

    But this tho...

    but keep singing his praises in your ill-fitting 1997 NBA draft edition suits.

    Me. Dead.

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      FreeRonEvenBaggierTrousers5
      3/17/17 3:37pm

      Just in case you came back to life...

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      EvenBaggierTrousers5FreeRon
      3/17/17 3:46pm

      Dead again...

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    Absent HumanityStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/17/17 3:17pm

    Why the hell should we respect the president, much less this country, that doesn’t have an ounce of respect for us? Respect has to be earned, and very few people in this nation’s history have actually done the work to rightfully gain ours. We don’t owe Trump shit, and we don’t owe America shit. Hell, they both owe us. *Dave Chappelle voice* Fuckin’ pay me!

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      EvenBaggierTrousers5Absent Humanity
      3/17/17 3:22pm

      Exactly. And here’s the thing. Stupid Steve confuses respecting the office with respecting the man IN the office. Two different things. How has anyone disrespected the office of president by criticizing the Trumpanzee? In fact, the only person capable and actively disrespecting the office of president is Dumb Donald Fucking Trump himself.

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      Absent HumanityEvenBaggierTrousers5
      3/17/17 3:27pm

      He’s disrespecting the office so hard that he had to reach back and give Obama shit (after the latter ensured peaceful transition!). Where was this respect talk when people talked shit about Obama left and right? Obama had to let criticism and animosity roll off of him his own damn self.

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    900turboStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/17/17 3:51pm

    “...You have to respect the office. They got laws.”

    Is ‘45 going to throw us in jail because we don’t respect the office? He’s not respecting the office!

    I’m tired of Steve Harvey blacksplaining shit to us. I don’t want him telling my daughters how they should think. If my 15 yr old son begins to display any Harvey-like symptoms, I will punch him in the nuts.

    Find a corner, learn to act & think like a man and shut the hell up, Steve.

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      Erik Lonnrot900turbo
      3/17/17 7:17pm

      I’ll respect the office when its occupant does.

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      Cardi B's Other ShoeErik Lonnrot
      3/17/17 7:45pm

      I thought this said “dies” and hoped it was on the crapper while tweeting. Does works.

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    theburnersStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/17/17 3:20pm

    President Vladimir TrumPutin

    Honestly, Jezebel smokes you guys with Presidential descriptors, even if “Vladimir TrumPutin” is ‘correct’ it just makes me roll my eyes.

    Do better.

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      Austintheburners
      3/17/17 4:19pm

      the carrot-skinned greed golem has a certain ring to it.

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      TrumpsTinyHandstheburners
      3/17/17 5:05pm

      Honestly, I disagree. There are funnier descriptors, but I really care a crap-ton more that the White House is owned by the Russian mafia than I do that someone put cheeto dust in the spray-tan machine.

      I think TrumPutin is concise as to the greatest scandal of our generation.

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    Cali4lifeStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/17/17 3:16pm

    Hey Steve, how’s your work going with 45 on rebuilding inner cities? Are you and Kanye, Jim Brown, Omarosa, and Ben getting things done? Just wondering, you dumbshit...

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      SamsonCali4life
      3/17/17 6:53pm

      Don’t forget Ray Lewis....he standing along side them

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      Cali4lifeSamson
      3/17/17 6:58pm

      He’s be in charge of covering up murders.

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    MatisyahuSeriousStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/17/17 3:27pm

    so barney teeth-having steve harvey thinks that everyone who disagrees with where this man is taking them and what he wants them to do with their lives should simply shut up, do what they are told and show some damn respect?

    thats what ben carson calls immigrancy, i believe.

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      Alexander Crouton-SkitchMatisyahuSerious
      3/17/17 9:00pm
      barney teeth

      oh no

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    Charl-EStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/17/17 3:53pm

    The person with the LEAST respect for the office of the president is Trump himself. The rest of us are by no means bound to respect the office or the man. This whole idea is some king/dictator shit. It doesn’t matter to me that it’s Mr.Potato Head making this argument because I hear trump defenders spewing this BS all the God damn time.

    This is so frustrating. Like I want to punch a cow frustrating. Ughhh!

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    DarkwingChuckStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/17/17 4:16pm

    We rather pointedly don’t have laws saying you can’t disagree with or disrespect the president because once you outlaw discension you make tryanny a lot easier.

    And if they did have laws against disrespecting the president then Trump definitely couldn’t have won because most of the people who voted for him would’ve gotten locked up during Obama’s administration.

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      FateStayNiteDarkwingChuck
      3/17/17 8:30pm

      Can someone give this nig-nog a constitution.

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      meteor scented____ followsthegreysDarkwingChuck
      3/19/17 11:34am
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      It is our obligation as citizens to oppose him.

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    JamieStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/17/17 3:25pm

    When he stepped foot into Trump Tower....I was done. He was already on a slippery slope with his holier than thou advice to Black Women. I’m done. Have absolutely nothing for him.

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    llaalleellStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    3/17/17 7:07pm

    Uh, people respect the office just fine. It’s the person occupying it that’s lying on people and lying to people every 5 minutes while pushing a ridiculous anti-democracy platform that folks have problems with. I mean the actual President doesn’t even respect the office so let’s reach for the low bar here.

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      k2b. damn da man! save the imp ire!llaalleell
      3/17/17 8:46pm

      Honestly, it’s the utmost respect for the office to be appalled at, loudly critical of and actively fighting against its occupation by this hatemongering hosebag.

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