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    Prostate of Dorian GrayYesha
    3/16/17 7:24pm

    Nope. Grew up Irish Catholic. There’s no way that is an Irish anything. We don’t forget the things that make us sad. We stew over that shit until our birthday and end up in a fistfight in the yard with Dad.

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      YeshaProstate of Dorian Gray
      3/16/17 7:32pm

      Those are called “family moments”.

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      thwatchProstate of Dorian Gray
      3/16/17 8:25pm

      Love it my laugh for the day!

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    decgeekYesha
    3/16/17 7:21pm

    Please Please Please let him be Muslim.

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      Yeshadecgeek
      3/16/17 7:22pm

      I’m hoping. Didn’t want to assume, just because of his name.

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      KatinBuffaloYesha
      3/16/17 7:48pm

      I would bet my last dollar that he is. Which makes this cock-up even more... (insert anything here; there’s just too many words to describe it). Thank you for sharing Mr. Alhassan’s poem, though. I found it moving and inspiring.

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    VictorRomeoYesha
    3/16/17 7:28pm

    Well this story is generating much mirth here in Ireland... Ruined by our dumb twat of a leader inviting your wizened orangey cockwomble to come visit...

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      YeshaVictorRomeo
      3/16/17 7:29pm

      wizened orangey cockwomble

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      poo javelinVictorRomeo
      3/16/17 7:59pm

      Well, the cockwomble publicly invited himself first! And you’d hardly expect the Ginger bollix to finally grow a pair and tell him to stay the hell away…

      Still, it would be nice to see Leo pull a reverse Yeltsin, and leave Trump standing on the tarmac at Collinstown wondering where everyone is for 4 hours…

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    hocuspocusoctopusYesha
    3/16/17 6:36pm

    This man cannot stop failing. And since we all know that he does not read anything let alone poems, someone either set him up or is just as dumb as him.

    They knew the Irish delegation was coming. Why didn’t anyone go find some Yeats? They’re in DC. There are books everywhere!

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      poo javelin
      3/16/17 7:07pm
      They knew the Irish delegation was coming. Why didn’t anyone go find some Yeats? They’re in DC. There are books everywhere!

      The dumb cunt couldn’t even count the leaves on a shamrock! Why does this piece of incompetence surprise you?

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      Not to mention highlighting their incompetence by then surrounding the pile of crap with actual shamrocks in the ad!

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      Rooo sez BISH PLZ
      3/16/17 8:05pm

      Because LAZY MORONS.

      and also CULTURAL APPROPRIATION.

      Efficient.

      Because POC never do good things.

      https://qz.com/735731/dear-steve-king-here-are-some-things-not-invented-by-white-people-in-the-us-or-europe/

      And also we don’t need no stinkin’ NEA or NEH budget. We can steal good stuff from overseas.

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    GearoidDubhYesha
    3/16/17 6:53pm

    How much money would you bet me that Trump doesn’t know Irish is a language?

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      TownaceNoahGearoidDubh
      3/16/17 6:55pm

      How much would you bet that he has no idea that Nigerians (might) write poetry in English?

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      GearoidDubhGearoidDubh
      3/16/17 7:00pm

      I’ve got some Irish wisdom for him.

      Nirbat dergnat chuirmthigi
      nir·fhácba do chlothaige;
      nirbat muichnech i n-úathad
      nirbat búaibnech sochaide.

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      You should not be an ale-house flea.
      You should not give up your reputation.
      You should not mope in solitude.
      You should not boast in a crowd.

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    Where are my keys?Yesha
    3/16/17 6:49pm

    this is truly the weirdest nightmare I’ve ever had

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      hocuspocusoctopusWhere are my keys?
      3/16/17 7:07pm

      This is the most alcohol I’ve had in any nightmare. I would like to wake up now.

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      MonteRioWhere are my keys?
      3/16/17 7:29pm

      By sheer coincidence, I got a medical pot card for my PTSD the week before the election. It’s been handy.

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    jcn-txctYesha
    3/16/17 6:51pm

    His idiot staff can’t or won’t do any research on anything they put in front of Trump. Come on guys! If you google something, verify that you find it in two or three unrelated places. Wikipedia is not hard facts, it’s only a start of the research.

    Trump has to be going senile and he has lost the ability to “edit” or comprehend what he is reading.

    I blame Bannon for all of this.

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      hocuspocusoctopusjcn-txct
      3/16/17 7:07pm

      I mean, they did “research”:

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      I cackled. Just... what the fuck?

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      Yesha
      3/16/17 7:20pm

      It reminds me of various quotes I see attributed to Maya Angelou online...that she never said.

      Baby got back - Maya Angelou

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    TheBlightOfGreyYesha
    3/16/17 7:20pm

    This is so inspiring. I’m going to go have an orange Guinness tomorrow and Paypal some money to that prince guy who keeps emailing me.

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    poo javelinYesha
    3/16/17 7:03pm

    Look, we’re sorry about the embarrassing Orange bollix…

    Not that one, Kenny! 50% of the country wanted the traditional White House visit scrapped for the next 4 years. Around 20% wanted him to fly to Mexico to rub the point in. But the little cunt’s career is on its last legs; his own party wanted a guarantee that he’s announcing his resignation the moment he gets back from his little 8 day jolly around America, or they would have ousted him a month ago. So you have two pathetic orange failures trying desperately to make each other look important…

    As for that idiotic Orang-Utang inviting himself to visit on camera, Kenny had been refusing to say for the last month if he was going to extend an invitation which would almost certainly be rescinded by his successor; literally, that decision was to be made in the limo on the way to meet Il Douche. Except the incompetent idiot couldn’t even manage to control that!

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    dredlocksYesha
    3/16/17 9:34pm

    He can’t do anything right can he?

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      Zabelladredlocks
      3/17/17 12:43pm

      Aside from ripping people off, he’s made that an art.

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