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    Cali4lifeDamon Young
    3/15/17 9:06pm

    You know one horror movie trope that carried over from all the white horror movies? A black guy was killed first.

    Also, yea..it was the invitation to go in the first place. Noooooo weekend’s at white folk’s place when they don’t even know you, that you’re black. Car full of Nope.

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      PrettyBrwnGeekCali4life
      3/16/17 8:30am

      Not killed, just body snatched. I kind of liked how he had just realized it was time to go when he got taken.

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      Cali4lifePrettyBrwnGeek
      3/16/17 11:51am

      Yea I thought that choke-hold killed him though, no?

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    Petey Wheatstraw The Devil Son in lawDamon Young
    3/15/17 6:57pm

    Damn Bruh this was funny as hell. I couldn’t even get past the nigga In the hat bit. Funny thing I had a Get Out moment. I went out to my white friends house last Sunday for a BBQ, Granted it’s cold as fuck in Ga right now so yeah white ppl. well she didn’t let me know her dad was a NRA memeber with an arsenal that would give the punisher an orgasm. Well dinner came around an politics came up, since I didn’t drive(major L on my part but I didnt gave any gas) and was literally in the middle of southeast bumb fuck GA I decided to play the “I’m not into politics” card. My stomach is going to get me in trouble one of these days.

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      RaqRaqPetey Wheatstraw The Devil Son in law
      3/18/17 2:27am

      lol

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    Slut PanicDamon Young
    3/15/17 8:39pm

    What about when he went into the house to check the phone and everyone shut the hell up. The whole house filled with white people and not a peep.

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      FizzfizzSlut Panic
      3/15/17 10:36pm

      THIS WAS THE CREEPIEST PART

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      SeySlut Panic
      3/16/17 2:19pm

      Didnt understand that part. It was weird. Maybe it has a deeper meaning.

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    The Incredulous HulkDamon Young
    3/15/17 6:57pm
    6. When they made it to the Armitages’ house and were greeted like 20 acres away from the house by a nigga with a hat on. Any white people placing niggas in hats as their sentinels around their houses ain’t to be trusted.

    What’s wrong with hats? Some of these I’m not getting.

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      JasmineGThe Incredulous Hulk
      3/15/17 11:02pm

      Did you see the movie? Dude was wearing a Canadian Mounties hat. Definitely not normal.

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      c.wallace129The Incredulous Hulk
      3/16/17 1:21am
      Illustration for article titled

      I only trust N.W.H

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    Prostate of Dorian GrayDamon Young
    3/15/17 7:47pm

    Spoil away Damon. I heard Jordan Peele made this really great movie and I like everything else he’s done (KEANU!) and man it’s just gonna be great. And then I found out it was a horror movie. Those have always worked waaaay too well on me and 43 is too old to sleep with the light on. In all sincerity, thanks for spoiling it because I am too wimpy to see scary movies.

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      JasmineGProstate of Dorian Gray
      3/15/17 11:04pm

      See it! I HATE scary movies but this was so good.

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      Prostate of Dorian GrayJasmineG
      3/16/17 3:21pm

      OK. But it’s gonna have to be in the middle of the day, after it comes to Netflix, with all the lights on and curtains open.

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    classynogin@gmail.comDamon Young
    3/15/17 7:47pm

    Yessss!!! #11 not even if parents were black would that have happened!

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    SaidTheTickTockManDamon Young
    3/15/17 6:45pm

    Missed the author’s name when I was scrolling, by about point five I was thinking it sounded like VSB. Confirmed before I got to the bottom by Kappa slander.

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    Noble DestroDamon Young
    3/16/17 1:54am

    7a. When Papa Armitage kept going on and on about how much he fucking hates deer. Deer are a metaphor for your black ass! Get out!

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    MatisyahuSeriousDamon Young
    3/15/17 6:43pm

    best know your history, chris:

    few things whiter than a ghost...

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    Tomi MarchantDamon Young
    3/15/17 10:15pm

    This is low key the funniest shit I’ve ever read.

    Thank you

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