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    Not A SnortMax Read
    8/02/13 8:26am

    Pssst...if anyone's thinking about getting our President a last-minute gift for his birthday, I hear what he really wants is a Snowden.

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      DrosophilaNot A Snort
      8/02/13 9:14am

      He would just play with it for awhile then break it.

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      MuscatoNot A Snort
      8/02/13 9:19am

      Dammit. I misread the list and got him the wrong one. Well, maybe next year...

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    FishBonerMax Read
    8/02/13 8:24am

    Really?

    You forgot the ice cream cake??!

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      SevenSummits2013Max Read
      8/02/13 8:47am

      Wait a minute. How am I just finding out NOW that Obama and I share a birthday?!?

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        UKStory135SevenSummits2013
        8/02/13 10:26am

        And Jeff Gordon.

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        SevenSummits2013UKStory135
        8/02/13 11:41am

        Holy moses! August 4 was a good day to be born!

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      AquasolMax Read
      8/02/13 8:27am

      Damn, you're up early, Max.

      I'm curious to see how Fox News will spin this— maybe imply that the president is going to go see Hassan Rowhani's inauguration, or that shutting them down is going to lead to another Bengazi.

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        kimbersaysAquasol
        8/02/13 8:37am

        Your second idea. They will figure out something along those lines.

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      cookiegugglemanfleckMax Read
      8/02/13 8:41am

      I wonder if this is at all connected to the two major prison breaks over the past few weeks that resulted in dozens (hundreds?) of al Qaeda basically running out of prison screaming, "Whoooopppppeeeeee!!!!!"

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        shouldbestudyingrncookiegugglemanfleck
        8/02/13 9:09am

        I seriously don't understand how that's not getting more media attention.

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      Abrahim LadhaMax Read
      8/02/13 11:46am

      End of Ramadan? Ohh yeah theres a word for that right? ya know. Its called Eid

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        RolodexMax Read
        8/02/13 8:54am

        They're so worried about Doha they closed it twice.

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          RosasharnMax Read
          8/02/13 10:10am

          Ahem, Obama's alleged birthday.

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            RaccoonFingerMax Read
            8/02/13 9:49am

            "Ya ever get the feeling there's something a little fishy going on with that Al Qaeda gang? I'm gettin' a little Eddie Haskell vibe from those guys like one day I'm gonna walk out and step on a bag of flaming plutonium"

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