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    Dr. SpacemanNeetzan Zimmerman
    7/30/13 9:21am

    That anal segment was pretty gross! Haha

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      AthasinDr. Spaceman
      7/30/13 9:26am

      In reality (since people rarely prepare, because they don't see porn stars prepare), anal sex is pretty gross.

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      SauceReduxDr. Spaceman
      7/30/13 9:31am

      Ugh. I almost had a banana for breakfast.

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    WashingtonForeskinsNeetzan Zimmerman
    7/30/13 9:29am

    Porn also has scenes of women performing oral sex on men.

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      Faster,Pussycat!Shrill!Shrill!WashingtonForeskins
      7/30/13 10:40am

      And much fewer scenes of men performing oral sex on women... Oh, sorry, I didn't get what you were going for at first because you decided to go all avant-garde with your humor and not finish with "take my wise, please!".

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      Jigglypuff.WashingtonForeskins
      7/30/13 1:17pm

      Can't even make a joke around here anymore without people wanting to debate it with you.

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    conductioncovenNeetzan Zimmerman
    7/30/13 9:07am

    If you've never had sex that feels like a porno, that is unfortunate.

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      Normcore Rockwellconductioncoven
      7/30/13 9:26am

      My favorite kind of sex is on a brightly lit soundstage, with a boom mic above the bed, with a director stopping the action every few thrusts, and making sure he gets key scenes from multiple angles.

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      MalforusNormcore Rockwell
      7/30/13 9:43am

      Don't forget baby oil for increased shine, also Mike the lube guy and his eczema.

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    rmric0.wedding.photographerNeetzan Zimmerman
    7/30/13 9:26am

    Also porn sex has professional lighting crews, make up and multiple takes.

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      Normcore Rockwellrmric0.wedding.photographer
      7/30/13 9:33am

      Also, you get paid after porn sex.

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      WinglessVictoryrmric0.wedding.photographer
      7/30/13 9:35am

      If I ever get rich, I'm hiring a lighting crew for all sexual encounters.

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    UncleCCClaudiusNeetzan Zimmerman
    7/30/13 9:07am

    This is so provoking, I may bunt.

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      DanCopelandUncleCCClaudius
      7/30/13 9:12am

      Hey man, you go take your queering back to the closet.

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      UncleCCClaudiusDanCopeland
      7/30/13 9:14am

      Shut up before somebody rob and message your penis!

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    AliHajiSheikNeetzan Zimmerman
    7/30/13 10:53am

    And now making my wife a Bluth Banana takes on a whole new meaning.

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      Faster,Pussycat!Shrill!Shrill!Neetzan Zimmerman
      7/30/13 11:03am

      I was expecting a no-bullshit look at the (un)reality of porn, instead I got some propaganda from some small-minded individual. It would have been okay if they'd decided to focus on straight porn, although I doubt that was a conscious decision as much as forgetting gay people exist. But the focus on straight porn was a very narrow one too, so that was just a waste of time. There was nothing of note I didn't already know, but without a lot important points that would have made it a good PSA.

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        preciouslittledongFaster,Pussycat!Shrill!Shrill!
        7/30/13 11:38am

        It's a cheeky video with stats, what gave you the impression it was propaganda?

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        Faster,Pussycat!Shrill!Shrill!preciouslittledong
        7/30/13 12:02pm

        It was a video with cheeky images, but the choice of stats, while not propaganda, were not lop-sided by accident, and that choice promoted stereotypes about male and female sexual behavior - what they were supposedly trying to fight. If you do not get understand what lopsidedness I'm talking about, go back and look at the statistics about men and women who have had same-sex experiences and threesomes. I don't consider something cheeky if it gives me the impression the people who wrote the script had a broom or a very long carrot up their asses, and not in a good way.

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      Scantron CrothersNeetzan Zimmerman
      7/30/13 10:24am

      All of you guys who are all 'Ha, three minutes?! I last for hours!' should probably count out 180 seconds sometime.

      Related, maybe look at an actual ruler.

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        MisterWabashNeetzan Zimmerman
        7/30/13 9:27am

        How about some practical numbers. How many real world women end up naked in your van after their car breaks down?

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          AquasolMisterWabash
          7/30/13 7:13pm

          Fairly often, not that I'm the one who sabotaged the car in the first place.

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        spikespeigelNeetzan Zimmerman
        7/30/13 9:06am

        Three minutes? Really. Wow. Now I feel a whole lot better. Today's gonna be a good day! Whee!

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          LocalSPspikespeigel
          7/30/13 5:54pm

          I know right? 3 minutes? who did they poll a bunch of 16 year olds.

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          spikespeigelLocalSP
          7/30/13 5:58pm

          My guess would be a college/university setting since that's the easiest convenience sample one can obtain. Let's not even go into how the sample was selected. But, yeah, most college folk can't have satisfying sex to save their life. Not that they know, am I right? High five!

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