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    drunkapeNeetzan Zimmerman
    7/12/13 12:17pm

    But what do you do when you come across a crazy Julie Tremmel? I'm much more worried about that.

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      Niles_Urdudrunkape
      7/12/13 12:30pm

      Buy her a drink and back up...slowly.

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      Yanktondrunkape
      7/12/13 12:30pm

      If venturing away from home, always remember to carry an extra pair of sassy capri's and a container of Sephora rouge you can toss behind you in hopes of providing sufficient distraction for escape.

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    99Telep☺dpr☹blemsNeetzan Zimmerman
    7/12/13 12:30pm

    Can I juggle to prove I'm human? Bears can't juggle right? What about riding a unicycle?

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      pricekx99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      7/12/13 1:09pm

      My thought exactly! If I just wave my arms the bear might mistake me for a gorilla or large monkey. I was thinking it might be better to recite some Shakespeare. Nothing in the animal kingdom an rip out a good Macbeth soliloquy, right?

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      rmric0.wedding.photographerpricekx
      7/12/13 1:49pm

      Parrots?

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    PasswordnotvalidNeetzan Zimmerman
    7/12/13 12:31pm

    But what if the bear is doing this? ANSWER ME JULIE!!

    GIF
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      hexed13Neetzan Zimmerman
      7/12/13 12:17pm

      This is what you do when you meet a bear and are high on LSD.

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        glittertitsandshortbangshexed13
        7/12/13 12:31pm

        Or, aliens.

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        miltonistaglittertitsandshortbangs
        7/12/13 12:59pm

        You can get high on aliens?

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      ratchedNeetzan Zimmerman
      7/12/13 12:35pm

      She found the bath salts.

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        DunnoboutthatNeetzan Zimmerman
        7/12/13 12:16pm

        I have never said this about a local news reporter... ever... but I want to drink tequila with that girl.

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          VirilityUntoTheeDunnoboutthat
          7/12/13 1:02pm

          Haven't you already lost enough respect for her?

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          DunnoboutthatVirilityUntoThee
          7/12/13 1:13pm

          Touhce.

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        TerminatorsOfEndearmentNeetzan Zimmerman
        7/12/13 12:55pm

        By my count, there are 6 GIFable scenes there. Each one of the tips conveys a hilarious message in GIF form. Don't ask me to do it, I am don't have time for all that.

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          dinglebushTerminatorsOfEndearment
          7/12/13 1:12pm
          GIF
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          acedacsTerminatorsOfEndearment
          7/12/13 1:23pm
          GIF
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        maxgorkyNeetzan Zimmerman
        7/12/13 12:29pm

        I thought there'd be a real bear in this clip. Disappointing.

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          KaiFromDogtownmaxgorky
          7/12/13 12:34pm

          But there is a cougar!

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        Exponential GrapeNeetzan Zimmerman
        7/12/13 12:38pm

        [redacted — it was already in the article]

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          BelgiumDocNeetzan Zimmerman
          7/12/13 1:26pm

          And there I sat waiting for an actual bear to maul her. I was very disappointed.

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