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    Carlotta79Jenna Sauers
    7/10/13 5:03pm

    I just tried to recreate this pose, with her hand placed here, in my mirror, and it seems to be impossible.

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      NightCheeseNightManCarlotta79
      7/10/13 5:05pm

      Is her hand palm-down with the thumb on top? That seems physically impossible...

      ETA: nope, I think that's her pinky, in which case I can (awkwardly) do this pose.

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      yvanehtniojNightCheeseNightMan
      7/10/13 5:07pm

      She has a very short pinky. :/

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    NightCheeseNightManJenna Sauers
    7/10/13 5:02pm

    Beyonce looks fierce, but I find her almost unrecognisable in those photos. Is there something going on with her makeup that's changing the shape of her face, or something?

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      captain_hookerNightCheeseNightMan
      7/10/13 5:07pm

      The lips look different.

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      annenenaNightCheeseNightMan
      7/10/13 5:08pm

      Its the photoshop they put some of her facial structure on the body and face of someone else + There are slightly more red undertones then usual in her face. She totally looks like Tyra Banks here with a dash of lil kim plastic surgery.

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    badmuthaJenna Sauers
    7/10/13 5:08pm

    Nope, Beyonce is wearing something under all that glitter. Everything looks too rounded and lifted to be au naturale.

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      ItEatsYouStartingW/YourBottombadmutha
      7/10/13 5:12pm

      she also has no nipples.

      Maybe her baby chewed them off? OR she's reached a higher state of evolution? (I know it's pasties, I just like to imagine what they think we're seeing when they put on the pasties. Boobies are A-OK for your viewing pleasure, but nips are sacred or something)

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      WifeofBathbadmutha
      7/10/13 5:23pm

      It looks like there is some very thin, bunched up material on her left side right above her hip and her right above her elbow.

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    IinventedPostItsJenna Sauers
    7/10/13 5:03pm

    I feel like I've seen a glimpse of what "old" Beyonce will look like. Right? On the right photo? Doesn't she look like an older lady? Only me?

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      Jan74IinventedPostIts
      7/10/13 5:14pm

      I think she looks like Solange on the right photo, actually. So maybe she will age into Solange?

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      IinventedPostItsJan74
      7/10/13 5:17pm

      Anything is possible in the Knowles family.

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    LucyWoodhullJenna Sauers
    7/10/13 5:13pm

    Beyonce is still pooping that glitter. It is known.

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      BabylegsLucyWoodhull
      7/10/13 5:25pm

      I was going to say: she is going to the grave with at least 2 specks of that still stubbornly stuck to her cheek.

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      LucyWoodhullBabylegs
      7/10/13 5:31pm

      True story — I sent my BFF a 30th birthday present that was absolutely COVERED in glitter "30"s. She opened that box and they went everywhere. Six months later she turned around and looked at something weird in the mirror. She had a 30 stuck to her ass. When she peeled it off, it left an impression. Yup, I'm an awesome friend.

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    Jan74Jenna Sauers
    7/10/13 5:12pm

    I like that darker hair on Jennifer Lopez.

    And thanks for standing up for gluten, Beyoncé. It needs all the help it can get!

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      zu_zuJan74
      7/10/13 5:22pm

      I like that whole look on J. Lo. I'm a little worn out on retro inspired shoots, but she looks amazing.

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    Megan GilbertJenna Sauers
    7/10/13 7:24pm

    She is serving shades of Tyra and I do not like.

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      shamelaJenna Sauers
      7/10/13 5:07pm

      I had never cared that much for Beyonce, but that was before she came out in favour of gluten - glorious, glorious gluten. I'm now off to iTunes to buy her entire back catalogue, which I will listen too while eating a loaf of bread (glorious, glorious bread).

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        Debinthemoonshamela
        7/10/13 7:24pm

        Just pulled along from the oven! LittleMoon is eating it while I type. And for dessert? Gluten filled cupcakes.

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      gaymerJenna Sauers
      7/10/13 5:40pm

      Carine Roitfeld, glamorous former Parisian Editrix, as a young, possibly insufferable teenage modèle.

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        FashionJournosAnonJenna Sauers
        7/11/13 4:31am

        Here's Carine's teenage modelling card! She was a cutie.

        There's also a photo floating around the internet of her in knee-high socks and booty shorts, with pigtails. It is the most retro-sexy adorable thing ever.

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