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    themeaghanshow: season 3Anna Breslaw
    6/26/13 9:18am

    Pretty much my reaction to the heavy metal girl

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    I love how Heidi and Mel B. seemed so put off by a cute little girl doing something that they consider 'not cute.'

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      ewitatutiethemeaghanshow: season 3
      6/26/13 10:38am

      My reaction was like Howard's - "she's going to destroy her voice! She'll have polyps!"

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      Chicka_Boomthemeaghanshow: season 3
      6/26/13 11:29am

      I liked when Howard said something like, "Let's hear your sweet little song," and the two kids exchanged this Look. Oh, and when he said that he was concerned she would hurt her voice, and she was like, "Nope, I'm cool."

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    IHateGoatsAnna Breslaw
    6/26/13 9:13am

    I really, really hate public outing. I hate doxxing, I hate public un-closeting, I hate all of that. And, with that, I think Miley was being an asshole.

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      MadPiglet loves West HamIHateGoats
      6/26/13 9:19am

      You also... hate goats!

      I think doxxing and related things like that are a very murky grey area. There are definitely people who deserve to have their shady shit brought to light, but determining who those people are is messy.

      That said, Miley is definitely being a dick here. If her dad wasn't famous, would she be dragging all of this out on Twitter? Probably not. Family stuff should stay private unless everyone's waving their shit around.

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      AfroWithaChanceofMeatballsIHateGoats
      6/26/13 9:29am

      I agree with you here. Divorce is ugly enough. Miley doesn't need to make it even uglier.

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    LynxAnna Breslaw
    6/26/13 9:21am

    No, Kate, no. Just no. Slanty eyes are never ok, not even in a biracial family.

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      TyrannosaurusBataarLynx
      6/26/13 9:28am

      It's eerily similar to, "but I have black friends!"

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      ewitatutieLynx
      6/26/13 10:37am

      I don't know - I know some biracial families and these are the type of "inappropriate" jokes that they make. Especially my friend Emily who is Korean raised in a blond, blue eyed family. It made her feel like a real family member - if that makes sense.

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    RaisedByHeathens Orange Meanie-PantsAnna Breslaw
    6/26/13 9:12am

    Ooh! I love the mystery Miley! Tell us what Billy Ray did!

    Also- I thought the Aniston/Theroux portmanteau was Janthrax. Because, clearly that is the way to go with it.

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      TheBlackBotRaisedByHeathens Orange Meanie-Pants
      6/26/13 9:16am

      Considering that Ray is having a divorce, it looks like he might have been having an affair with the woman Miley's pictured with.

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      RaisedByHeathens Orange Meanie-PantsTheBlackBot
      6/26/13 9:20am

      I figured as much. But I love cryptic "I'll tell the truth if you won't!" messages. It spins me into a Nancy Drew tizzy- what if there are skeletons buried somewhere? Was Billy Ray the fifth gunman? Is Billy Ray illuminati? Inquiring minds! (also- I am wicked bored today, something to occupy my brain)

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    K.FoxAnna Breslaw
    6/26/13 9:46am

    The only thing I really took away from this is that I HATE when military wives/husbands cheat on their deployed spouses. It makes my skin crawl. Don't fucking get married if you're too young to handle it, and DON'T disrespect your spouse in the lowest way possible. If you're going to get divorced, fucking just do it. I'm pretty sure if Dante was alive, he'd make a 10th circle of hell just for people who cheat on their deployed spouses with JUSTIN FUCKING BIEBER.

    Yes, I really feel that strongly.

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      Lucky FrogK.Fox
      6/26/13 9:56am

      Cheating's definitely beyond rampant in the military, but I mostly feel bad for the guy because he's going to catch HELL from his buddies about the Beebs fitting him with the cuckold's horns.

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      merilaK.Fox
      6/26/13 10:25am

      Deployed spouses also cheat.

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    cuppycakeAnna Breslaw
    6/26/13 9:37am

    Based on the photo, I thought the lead Dirtbag story was going to be that Miley was dating Rob McElhenney from It's Always Sunny.... Or, that she ran into her dad, who had time traveled from the early 90s.

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      Lucky Frogcuppycake
      6/26/13 9:52am

      I think Billy Ray's been cultivating mass as well...

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      CatAsscuppycake
      6/26/13 1:52pm

      GOD I thought that, too. Like, how does Rob look so much like Billy Ray?! Sorry, Rob.

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    TyrannosaurusBataarAnna Breslaw
    6/26/13 9:16am

    It amazes me that many of the same people who step up to "defend" Paula Deen and claim she shouldn't be fired for being racist are the people who, in any other situation, would defend to the death the rights of private businesses to do whatever they want whenever they want. AKA, FIRE EMPLOYEES WHO ARE PUBLICLY RACIST.

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      ChrysocollaTyrannosaurusBataar
      6/26/13 11:23am

      My parents were defending her and I was like, "If I had done that I'd have been fired. If you had done that you'd have been fired." They didn't get it.

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      TyrannosaurusBataarChrysocolla
      6/26/13 11:29am

      It goes back to the fact that the First Amendment protects you from getting thrown in jail for something you've said, but it doesn't prevent every single negative consequence from happening to you if you say something other people don't like.

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    WillaCatheterAnna Breslaw
    6/26/13 9:19am

    Dear Dad,

    You never paid me that twenty bucks from when I cut the yard back in 1991. I'm giving you until the county of eleventy— Private tutors, yay!— to put the money in my Paypal account or I'm going to post some pics of the time you wore a hat that had ducks on it. Everyone knows ducks are evil— Private tutors, yay!— and I wouldn't want you to get "accidentally" embarrassed.

    Love always,

    Willa, Twitter Monster

    P.S. This account has been hacked. But pay the money anyway. Seriously.

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      unholyghostAnna Breslaw
      6/26/13 9:23am

      I was confused by the AGT video because the content being referenced (the performance of two ADORABLE metal performers) doesn't start until about 2:30.
      That said, adorable heavy metal singer is adorable.

      Here, have a parrot singing "Let the bodies hit the floor"

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        NowReasonFreeunholyghost
        6/26/13 11:23am

        Thank you so much for this! That bird rocks out. He does, however, sound a bit demonic.

        I thought it was nice to see kids singing something that they wrote themselves and that wasn't saccharine-y. Also, hurray for the uncontrived cognitive dissonance between the little girl's style of dress and both their personalities with their music. Somehow, if they were older I don't think I would find it as innocent.

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        CatAssunholyghost
        6/26/13 1:54pm

        Oh, god, that fucking parrot. I loved that. I had a hard time containing my laughter in the office for that. Parrot voices are so freaking weirrrddddd!

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      Jessica CoenAnna Breslaw
      6/26/13 9:36am

      Carnation?

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        CatAssJessica Coen
        6/26/13 1:32pm

        How gauche!

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