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    Island of Misfit ToysGabrielle Bluestone
    6/15/13 3:47pm

    Welcome Kanyedence Kabana Kardashian KWest!

    Looks like Granny Kris couldn't wait the full 9 months to start the new 'meal ticket' in the family business. I bet she reached up into Kim's vagina and pulled that kid out.

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      Question_of_FactIsland of Misfit Toys
      6/15/13 3:53pm

      My money's on "Kadence"

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      UncleCCClaudiusQuestion_of_Fact
      6/15/13 3:57pm

      Kapital One Kard Kardashian

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    anonymousinternetweirdoGabrielle Bluestone
    6/15/13 4:51pm

    No offense to you, Gabrielle, but if I live to be 100 I will never be able to forgive KimYe for not scheduling a c-section for a day Caity Weaver was at work.

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      Gabrielle Bluestoneanonymousinternetweirdo
      6/15/13 5:02pm

      That was actually my first reaction as well. Alas.

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      cheerful_exgirlfriendGabrielle Bluestone
      6/16/13 2:08am

      That's seriously gracious of you Gabrielle.

      You did really well with this little bit of fluffy baby news. I love your subtle Ks.

      Caity (Kaity??!!) will get the naming story so all is fair in love, war and Gawker, or something.

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    jbudGabrielle Bluestone
    6/15/13 4:22pm

    I'll never make fun of her for looking fat while pregnant because that's what you're supposed to do. But she wore matching gloves? Yikes.

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      MissNormaDesmondjbud
      6/15/13 4:57pm

      It's not the fat, it's the horrifically tacky.

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      MarcabExpatMissNormaDesmond
      6/15/13 5:10pm

      Nothing will ever convince me that that outfit was not deliberate sabotage by that designer 'pal' of Kanye's.

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    WashingtonForeskinsGabrielle Bluestone
    6/15/13 3:57pm

    She named the baby E! Board Room, to pay tribute to the place where the child was conceived.

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      reggiebushlateralWashingtonForeskins
      6/15/13 4:07pm

      Shouldn't she name it after the doctor who did the IVF?

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      Not A SnortWashingtonForeskins
      6/15/13 4:22pm

      Don't you mean "konceptualized"?

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    GregSamsaGabrielle Bluestone
    6/15/13 4:57pm

    Is the a photo of the afterbirth?

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      HashTagYoloisbackGregSamsa
      6/15/13 8:02pm

      Boy, you brutal. That's cold. That's some cold shit. Okay, I lol'd. And I lmao'd as well. So now where's the placenta?

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      GregSamsaHashTagYoloisback
      6/15/13 8:08pm

      Matching gloves.

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    MuscatoGabrielle Bluestone
    6/15/13 10:06pm

    Ah, the great poets always get it right, however far in advance - Yeats wrote this in 1919; at the time, the poor fools thought it was about the First World War. As of today, we know better:

    THE SECOND COMING

    Turning and turning in the widening gyre
    The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
    Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
    Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
    The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
    The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
    The best lack all conviction, while the worst
    Are full of passionate intensity.

    Surely some revelation is at hand;
    Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
    The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
    When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
    Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand;
    A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
    A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
    Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
    Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds.

    The darkness drops again but now I know
    That twenty centuries of stony sleep
    Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
    And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
    Slouches towards Brentwood to be born?

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      GoOnWithoutMeGabrielle Bluestone
      6/15/13 8:10pm
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        HashTagYoloisbackGabrielle Bluestone
        6/15/13 4:17pm
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          McGarnagleHashTagYoloisback
          6/15/13 9:37pm

          Read that New York Times interview. There are other Kanye quotes you can be making fun of him for that aren't 4 years old.

          Yes, THOSE IMA LET YOU FINISH JOKES ARE FOUR YEARS OLD!

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          HashTagYoloisbackMcGarnagle
          6/15/13 9:42pm

          Yo McGarnagle, Imma let you finish but that Kanye quote is the best Kanye quote of all time.

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        filmgirlGabrielle Bluestone
        6/16/13 2:13am

        Damn you Kanye, damn you that I like the song New Slaves. Damn you straight to hell!!!

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          TheEndGameGabrielle Bluestone
          6/15/13 4:22pm

          Congratulations are in order: Happy belated Mother's Day to Kim and Happy Father's Day to Kanye.

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            GregSamsaTheEndGame
            6/15/13 4:30pm

            I suspect Father's Day will now be called Kanye Day.

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