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    Bears for PresidentKate Dries
    6/13/13 3:22pm

    Well, good news for any eligible ladies out there with a "The cryptkeeper as an inhumanly awful right-wing creep" fetish, I suppose.

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      NomNom83Kate Dries
      6/13/13 3:24pm

      Who will protect him from pie now?

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        badmuthaNomNom83
        6/13/13 3:43pm

        My thoughts exactly.

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        RuthSlayderGinsburgNomNom83
        6/13/13 4:09pm

        I hear he's scoping out Sonya Thomas as his next wife (competitive eating champion) to address exactly this problem.

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      BearDownCBearsKate Dries
      6/13/13 3:24pm

      She'll be sorry when the new MySpace takes off.

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        RuthSlayderGinsburgKate Dries
        6/13/13 3:29pm

        Knowing Murdoch, he probably thinks of it as less of a divorce, and more of a divestment of depreciating assets.

        Y'know, b/c when corporations are people, it gets harder to tell the difference.

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          ElBow73RuthSlayderGinsburg
          6/13/13 4:55pm

          She has enough money to ensure (surgically) that her assets never depreciate.

          Now give me some fun business speak to illustrate him finding a newer model! Acquiring a start-up? Not quite right...

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          RuthSlayderGinsburgElBow73
          6/13/13 5:02pm

          An angel investor in a promising new start-up!

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