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    SaharaWMWHamilton Nolan
    6/11/13 4:04pm

    So, you're creating a microcosm that will facilitate collusion and insider trading. Should the SEC just embed bugs in the wall during construction?

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      FactSaharaWMW
      6/11/13 4:17pm

      PRISM is waaaay ahead of you.

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      crispyduck14SaharaWMW
      6/11/13 4:31pm

      The only time the SEC will get involved with this place is when various agents are brought in for "discussions" where they are handed $10k bottles of liquor and 19 year old Thai "hostesses" to keep each hand company.

      The only reason Martha got busted is she didn't grease the right palm, which is some fucked up bullshit.

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    Johnny ChundersHamilton Nolan
    6/11/13 4:03pm

    Maybe the clubhouse will become the epicenter of some deadly plague that spreads via cufflinks and bankers' collars.

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      corey3rdHamilton Nolan
      6/11/13 4:36pm

      finally a place fit for Sonny Drysdale in Manhattan.

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        Mok, the Magic ManHamilton Nolan
        6/11/13 4:38pm

        "Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut."

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          Tyrant BigglesHamilton Nolan
          6/11/13 4:32pm

          So it's a Hellfire Club?

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            김치전!Hamilton Nolan
            6/11/13 4:08pm

            Ahahahahaha, Scaramucci's nickname is "the Mooch." I guess I respect that people aren't afraid to say it to his face?

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              saucisson김치전!
              6/11/13 4:11pm

              Does he do the fandango?

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            iusedtobesomeoneHamilton Nolan
            6/11/13 4:02pm

            If only Stefan could give this place a review!

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              Beeaybaysiusedtobesomeone
              6/12/13 1:55pm

              If you’re looking for a wild night, you’ve come to the right place. New York’s hottest bar is the Hunt and Fish Club. Located at 44th and Douche, this place has everything: a ball-pit filled with breast implants, a salon for getting your balls waxed and ironed, and a staff of New York’s hottest cocktail waitresses all wearing Reagan masks.

              You’ll be greeted at the door by Joachim, a Peruvian male Bea Arthur impersonator who will seat you in front of a roaring fire with a single malt scotch aged in the same casks used to transport Mexican day laborers over the border while a hermaphrodite cocker spaniel brings you your slippers.

              It’s a private club and the only ways to gain membership are to either kill a hobo or bankrupt a Fortune 500 company.

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            dinglebushHamilton Nolan
            6/11/13 4:09pm

            I don't know why this happened, but I read "huge anal conference" instead of "huge annual conference", and it made me pause when I realized my mistake was more accurate than what you wrote.

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              AndGodSpokeHamilton Nolan
              6/11/13 4:25pm

              A place to "Hunt" for tang and "Fish" for poon away from the prying eyes of their lonely wives. And smoke high class cigars whilst sipping the world's finest brandy.

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                Not A SnortHamilton Nolan
                6/11/13 4:13pm

                A entire club full of Scott Disicks. Finally, the actualization of the old adage "I wouldn't belong to any club that would have me as a member."

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