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    Missypoo50Kate Bennert
    5/19/13 10:59pm

    The last time I had a guy crash-land crotch-first on my face, I ended up pregnant with three kids and an ex-husband.

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      drunkapeMissypoo50
      5/19/13 11:31pm

      Only 3?

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    John BoehnerKate Bennert
    5/20/13 10:12am

    What even is a Miguel? Yeah, I'm one of those assholes that never changes the radio from NPR, but I'm really good at pop culture.

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      TheSargeKate Bennert
      5/20/13 5:57am

      This kind of nonsense is exactly why I don't have a cable or satellite subscription anymore. Most of what is on TV is utter crap these days so why would I want to pay the cable company good money every month for that crap when I can get the few good shows I want to see of the internet and watch it on my PC?

      Besides, I don't want to sit on the couch all day watching TV. I've got better things to do.

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        amyrenKate Bennert
        5/19/13 10:47pm

        Pretty sure the back of her head hits the stage, and her face (or the side of it) gets the brunt of the junk attack.

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          Johnny Chundersamyren
          5/19/13 10:55pm

          And her spine gets bent against the stage. oUch.

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        VirilityUntoTheeKate Bennert
        5/19/13 10:49pm

        That old woman is a pro. You know she was backup, just in case he did some shit like this.

        "We need an old pro, just in case he dive bombs the young one. We need an older woman there to escort her broken ass off and then take over the position of lead 22 year old."

        "But how will we find such a woman?"

        "Look at old Pearl Jam concert footage and you will find the one."

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          Boo_Boo_KittyVirilityUntoThee
          5/19/13 11:03pm

          Yeah, she looked like she was with production. Although, "old woman" is kind of a weird (but funny) description of her. Older than the crowd, definitely...but I usually think of old women as hunched over with a cane and wrapped in a shawl.

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          VirilityUntoTheeBoo_Boo_Kitty
          5/19/13 11:12pm

          My statement of her being old was strictly based on the people around her.

          Really, the most amazing thing to me is how scripted that entire thing is. "If a woman has a concussion or possible broken vertebra, keep that smile. Our best hope for her at that point is that the lead act bothered to wipe their ass before going on stage. Try not to think about that though, even if you're the one with a broken vertebra... for the love of god, SMILE.

          Also, if someone shows up with a gun and starts blasting, try and keep a smile on your face if the camera is on you. Cry when we pan out, smile when we pan on. We have tissues located at certain points for this exact situation. It's probably not going to happen but it might. America will need you, don't let them down."

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        ArsefartKate Bennert
        5/19/13 10:55pm

        This cunt can't even sing. The girl should sue him and sue the show, then this fool should never be allowed to sing again.

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          NoSleepTillCrooklynKate Bennert
          5/19/13 11:59pm
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            WillaCatheterKate Bennert
            5/19/13 11:40pm

            Bet the producers are regretting putting all the tiny girls at the front of the stage right now.

            #whatsamiguel

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              BlackManIncognitoKate Bennert
              5/19/13 10:53pm

              He probably could have made the jump if he had on some Nikes and not those church shoes.

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                TVs_FrankKate Bennert
                5/19/13 11:49pm

                I really hope both those girls sue the fuck out of everyone involved. Especially Miguel. They got creamed by a guy who can't sing.

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