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    NiceAndSunnyTom Scocca
    5/15/13 3:20pm

    Can someone please explain why we should care? I really really don't understand why this is news....but I feel that I'm missing something, somewhere.... but I still don't give a shit who gets married or divorced!..... is it because he's gay, perhaps? But why should I care?

    I'm lost.

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      Gabrielle CyniqueNiceAndSunny
      5/15/13 3:22pm

      Because he owns the website you're currently on, and they're making a funny?

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      AproposOfNothingNiceAndSunny
      5/15/13 3:27pm

      It's all kind of tongue-in-cheek since Denton is the Owner of Gawker Media and they're reporting it from a NY Daily News story. Also because he couldn't be reached for comment.

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    MichaelTom Scocca
    5/15/13 3:20pm

    Denton did not reply to a message from Gawker

    He doesn't want to talk to you motherfuckers. Get out of his office.

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      A Media DudeMichael
      5/16/13 4:10am

      Obviously tongue-in-cheek.

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      MichaelA Media Dude
      5/16/13 6:56am

      Obviously.

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    stacyinbeanTom Scocca
    5/15/13 3:41pm

    The tables will be named/numbered by each successive commenting platform.

    OMG, wait. Each table should be Gawker-writer themed - the Hamilton Nolan table can have free weights and a box for union dues, the Caity Weaver table will obviously be Beyonce themed, the Adrien Chen table will just be creepy as fuck (maybe ViolentAcrez can come?), and the AJ Daulerio table can have a passed out Cat Marnell on it, just for fun.

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      MsxHstacyinbean
      5/15/13 4:18pm

      If they don't invite Grumpy Cat it will be the talk of the town. "I MADE YOU, I CAN BREAK YOU."

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    leemacnycTom Scocca
    5/15/13 3:23pm

    This is the first hit on Google image search for Mr. Derrance Washington (aka grandson of the back-cracker)

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      stacyinbeanleemacnyc
      5/15/13 3:57pm

      Nah. I don't want to be creepy and post a link to his Facebook but they spelled his name wrong, it's Derrence Washington and his profile pops up first if you google. He's adorable.

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    jimhopkins415Tom Scocca
    5/15/13 4:24pm

    Last fall, the Post called Washington a "hunky 29-year-old."

    So, May-December!

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      Tyrant BigglesTom Scocca
      5/15/13 8:03pm

      I wonder if Julia Allison got her invitation.

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        HelloTh2rTom Scocca
        5/15/13 3:33pm

        So nice to know that interracial marriage is getting more and more accepted in society nowadays.

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          Tyrant BigglesHelloTh2r
          5/15/13 7:59pm

          Once you go chiropractor...

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        Young Mozzarella SticksTom Scocca
        5/15/13 3:17pm

        Is his boyfriend's name "Unique Pageviews"?

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          BitchesYoung Mozzarella Sticks
          5/15/13 3:28pm

          Kinja

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          Young Mozzarella SticksBitches
          5/15/13 3:41pm

          Kinja is his mastress, he's been in love with unique pageviews way before he met kinja.

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        MrsPlatsonTom Scocca
        5/15/13 3:26pm

        One of Washington's former romantic partners, the Daily Newsreports, is said to have thrown a brick through the window of Denton's apartment last year, in what the Daily News characterized as an act of jealousy.

        Is this why Daulerio got canned?

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          SchlomoohooooMrsPlatson
          5/15/13 4:50pm

          Quote from the horse's mouth: "Love is messy."

          http://observer.com/2012/10/nick-denton-yep-love-is-messy/

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          MrsPlatsonSchlomoohoooo
          5/15/13 5:47pm

          Yep, it's Daulerio.

          Also, have you noticed the placement of Denton's arm on Future Mr. Washington-Denton's lap?

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        SchlomoohooooTom Scocca
        5/15/13 3:22pm

        This isn't a legitimate Gawker story until someone uploads the naked selfies.

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          mfoleynySchlomoohoooo
          5/15/13 3:24pm

          Ah the AJ Dauliero Deadspin School of Journalism.

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          Schlomoohoooomfoleyny
          5/15/13 3:30pm

          Wasn't that his 'brilliance?' Come on, John Cook, we want a snap of a sleeping Washington with Christmas lights on his head.

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