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    theladyvanishesCaity Weaver
    5/14/13 1:58pm

    Beyonce should wait to announce her pregnancy at a modest press conference in front of the hospital where Kim Kardashian is giving birth.

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      AquaJAWStheladyvanishes
      5/14/13 2:44pm

      This is needed after that:

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      MamaMiaItsaMeatheladyvanishes
      5/14/13 5:08pm

      Beyonce should emerge from Kim Kardashian's vagina to announce her pregnancy, leaving Kim bewildered but extremely proud.

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    jasoneliasCaity Weaver
    5/14/13 2:01pm

    "I'm actually going to have this one myself!" Beyoncé reportedly said to friends.

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      Alexander_Crouton-Skitchjasonelias
      5/14/13 3:35pm

      Then she threw her head back, laughed hysterically and threw a folic acid pill at her surrogate.

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    Mount_PrionCaity Weaver
    5/14/13 9:52pm

    Am I the only person who spent all day seeing this graphic and wondering exactly why Beyonce was pregnant with the planet earth, or maybe being represented as some kind of Gaia figure, only to come home and scroll down on a bigger screen and go, "Oh,"?

    For real, that baby's dome looks like Canada, and it's even got a little Florida chin.

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      phunkshunCaity Weaver
      5/14/13 1:53pm

      Return of the Pregnancé

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        Steve_Buscemi's_OrthodontistCaity Weaver
        5/14/13 2:03pm
        The Primordial Power is ever at play.
        She is creating, preserving, and destroying in play, as it were.
        This Power is called KALI-BEY. KALI-BEY is verily Brahman,
        and Brahman is verily KALI-BEY. It is one and the same Reality.
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          LarryWongSteve_Buscemi's_Orthodontist
          5/14/13 2:46pm

          Best possible post.

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        reggiebushlateralCaity Weaver
        5/14/13 2:13pm

        Not going to read this, sooooo tired of Beyonce. But this would technically be the first time she carried a baby. I do not believe she carried Blue Ivy.

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          reggiebushlateralreggiebushlateral
          5/14/13 2:56pm

          I bet this time, if she is with child, we will see the naked belly pics...Kim K did it...take that Queen B.

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          citizengraczreggiebushlateral
          5/15/13 6:55am

          It's a good thing there are people like you to spend their lives believing the important things for the rest of us who are too busy.

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        18dogeeseseegod81Caity Weaver
        5/14/13 2:06pm

        For a woman so in love with herself, I'm surprised she even has time to have relations of the sexual nature with Mr. Hova.

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          Alexander_Crouton-Skitch18dogeeseseegod81
          5/14/13 3:36pm

          To be fair, no one has ruled out that she's not both the mother and the father.

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          PessimippopotamusAlexander_Crouton-Skitch
          5/14/13 3:51pm

          Ah, parthenogenesis. Sometimes, it's the only way to guarantee genetic integrity. Eugenics FTW!

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        pheliaCaity Weaver
        5/14/13 1:57pm

        The three most amazing things about this article are:

        1. "...a Beyoncé source—most likely Beyoncé in a wig and glasses (My name? ...Beyoncé. She loves her name too much to change it)"

        2. "She’s not buying her catsuits off the rack and hoping for the best."

        3. Everything from "Beyoncé Is Pregnant at Us" down.

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          Beechnutphelia
          5/14/13 2:45pm

          How about crabwalking? Swoon.

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          pheliaBeechnut
          5/14/13 2:48pm

          YEP. Crabwalking in stilettos during her stellar pregnancy. Good catch! Your reward is a babé.

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        Alexander_Crouton-SkitchCaity Weaver
        5/14/13 3:31pm

        Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper

        GIF
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          XcaliburVealCaity Weaver
          5/15/13 3:10am

          Been meaning to ask... just what is a beyonce?

          Never knew what the origin of this name was but I suspect it's just another random collection of letters and sounds that made her Mom happy. Doubt there was any other reason.

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