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    A_Copy_EditorTom Scocca
    5/08/13 5:43pm

    Sorry, I don't follow. Is this fucking scumbag bald and his hair is a wig? Or is the motherfucker mostly bald and that shit on his head is his real hair, and it's a combover? Either way, he sucks and he's fucking uglier than hell.

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      wordoftheday_A_Copy_Editor
      5/08/13 5:49pm

      He says it's a "kind of forward, back sweep thing", if I recall his words correctly. (I don't give a shit enough to google them, but that was the gist of it.)

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      energydrinksA_Copy_Editor
      5/08/13 6:00pm

      A more significant question: Are you really a copy editor?

      I like the idea of you frantically correcting formal prose into "fucking scumbag" and "motherfucker."

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    Kuanhung ChenTom Scocca
    5/08/13 6:28pm

    You guys do realize that you will be receiving a lawsuit notice by noon tomorrow right?

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      ratchedKuanhung Chen
      5/08/13 6:42pm

      On what grounds? Posting a video of a public figure?

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      Kuanhung Chenratched
      5/08/13 7:06pm

      My guess is defamation of character or damaging the Trump brand.

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    NateFisherTom Scocca
    5/08/13 5:58pm

    I'm so disappointed you never referred to Donald with his true birth name.

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      Tyrant BigglesNateFisher
      5/08/13 6:06pm

      Even more shocking is Trump's grandfather changed the family name from von Clowndick.

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      -______-Tyrant Biggles
      5/08/13 6:17pm

      Why can't he just be proud of his heritage?

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    SauceboyTom Scocca
    5/08/13 9:52pm

    I'm sure your outside counsel is gearing up for some nice billable hours in 3...2....1....

    I'd really enjoy watching Trump try to argue, not unlike George Costanza, on the stand that since he wears a toupee, he was bald, but is not longer, and therefore he deserves to win $50 million in a defamation suit. Almost worth it to see him stoop being such a jackass.

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      Kate BennertTom Scocca
      5/08/13 6:05pm
      GIF
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        NateFisherKate Bennert
        5/08/13 6:13pm
        GIF
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      reggiebushlateralTom Scocca
      5/08/13 5:42pm

      Whomever does his makeup should be fired, he always looks orange.

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        Bafazanereggiebushlateral
        5/08/13 8:53pm

        Like his evil twin brother John Boehner (pronounced "Boner" where I come from). They are both proud Oompa-Loompa Americans!

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        reggiebushlateralBafazane
        5/08/13 8:59pm

        "Boner" is golfing all the time and not working, his is real.

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      PobbleTom Scocca
      5/08/13 6:34pm

      And it's such a silly affectation: there's no need to be vain about hair loss at all. Look at Jason Statham, Vin Diesel, Yul Brynner (when not dead), The Rock, Bruce Willis (OK, I'm reaching now)...point is, with a judicious use of scruff and the right attitude, baldness can be ATTRACTIVE.

      Old Fuckstick von ClownFace, though...not so much.

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        SafetyCynthiaPobble
        5/09/13 12:16pm

        And Jason Statham, Jason Statham, and my husband. Rock your natural state fellas! Bald is hot! ;)

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      Supreme Kiwi ZorroTom Scocca
      5/09/13 5:47am

      "fuckstick von clownface" doesn't work on this nutter. wormtail suits him well.

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        DJ_GayburnTom Scocca
        5/08/13 6:18pm

        Now we wait for the article detailing Trumps lawsuit against Gawker for this very piece of information.

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          Li'l BiscuitTom Scocca
          5/08/13 7:30pm

          With all his "wealth" why doesn't he do a Joe Biden? A Jason Alexander? Get some plugs? Go to Bosley? Get a "system"?

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