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    cheerful_exgirlfriendRobert Kessler
    4/23/13 9:57pm

    Day 86:

    Rover becomes aware, aware that it loves penis that is.

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      Blanksheetcheerful_exgirlfriend
      4/24/13 1:53am

      Did I just make apparent your comment? Okay, I have that power now. Kneel before your god!? Gawker: you shouldn't let the lunatics run the madhouse. Decent one-liner—yours, not mine. Though if the powers that be don't agree, will they kick me out? Not entirely comfortable with this ability.

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      cheerful_exgirlfriendBlanksheet
      4/24/13 2:01am

      In days of old there were disemvowelings and the Banhammer oft darkened a door, I don't know the punishment for infraction under kinja, I assume it's something vaguely modern, probably a full doxxing.

      I'd kneel but I have bad knees and am an atheist (though I celebrate Pasafarien Holiday)

      Thank you just the same though, I feel like Dorothy waking up from a grey, Kansas wasteland to a multi colored Gawker land.

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    John BoehnerRobert Kessler
    4/23/13 10:55pm

    Proud to be an American. (No, really, bathroom stalls, a boner drawing for you! A boner for you! A boner for you and you and you!)

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      BlanksheetRobert Kessler
      4/23/13 10:29pm

      Choose the eternal sunshine of the human mind. Choose knowledge and everything after. Choose science and the becoming of the extraordinary. Chose development of the better self and the rational world. Choose a humanities education and funding that can describe, put in history, and put in empathy all the discoveries from those math and science majors. Choose the regal edifice of all that the brain is and has created and discovered over thousands of years. Choose life. (Do not choose florid and cloying language—unless you want to. It's just shuffling its feet in the corner over there, grape soda in hand, dreaming of the stars.)

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        KinglyCitrusBlanksheet
        4/23/13 11:23pm

        There's a reference here somewhere that I'm missing, isn't there

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        cheerful_exgirlfriendKinglyCitrus
        4/23/13 11:33pm

        I tried to find it but was lost in Jim Carrey links.

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      Shut Up!Robert Kessler
      4/23/13 9:54pm

      Either that or one of the programmers subscribed the mars rover to GRINDR.

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        snobbyoneRobert Kessler
        4/24/13 4:08pm

        Dear Aliens.... this is humanity. Welcome.

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