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    Barry PetcheskyNick Martin
    9/29/16 5:18pm

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    Orlandu7Nick Martin
    9/29/16 5:16pm

    Publix sandwiches are great and all, but this is Alabama - he was clearly thinking about the divinely good Guthrie’s. Which I have not had in a decade and am now desperately craving.

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      Driving-ms-paisleyOrlandu7
      9/30/16 3:50am

      Zaxby’s killed them.

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      tonyflamingoOrlandu7
      9/30/16 10:07am

      I would kill a man for a proper Gut Box (no slaw, double toast, extra Gut Sauce).

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    Schrodinger's FistNick Martin
    9/29/16 5:18pm

    When asked where Mr. Chicken was Williams replied he was across the road.

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      EatersSchrodinger's Fist
      9/29/16 7:13pm

      When asked why Mr. Chicken had crossed the road, Williams replied, “knock, knock.”

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    Beard_of_Biff_PocorobaNick Martin
    9/29/16 5:42pm

    In related news, the man for whom Williams was holding the weed got blown up in Philly last night. His house did not survive the blast.

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      SamBeard_of_Biff_Pocoroba
      9/29/16 5:53pm

      The fact that this does not have more stars is a travesty.

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      imafleabitpeanutmmonkeyallmyfriendsarejunkiesthatsnotreallytrueBeard_of_Biff_Pocoroba
      9/30/16 10:26am

      Is this joke about the West Philly Bombing? Where is ExplainJokeBot when you need him?

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    shb23Nick Martin
    9/29/16 5:13pm

    I came here to snark, but who among us hasn’t been stoned and at Publix at 1AM?

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      LessThanLevelshb23
      9/29/16 5:15pm

      Especially if you’re forced to live in Tuscaloosa.

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      Poop_Breakshb23
      9/29/16 5:45pm

      *has not*

      Never been to a publix.

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    O's, Poes and BohsNick Martin
    9/29/16 5:21pm

    Guys are treating Fulmer Cup like a race this year

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      Juan CenaO's, Poes and Bohs
      9/29/16 5:35pm

      Fulmer Cup season comes between the end of the College Football Playoff title game, and the day before the following college football season starts.

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      O's, Poes and BohsJuan Cena
      9/29/16 5:37pm

      Never mind me. I am an idiot.

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    LetsgobowlingNick Martin
    9/29/16 5:36pm

    The authorities have made numerous attempts to contact Mr. Chicken, but he was not at home and has not responded to any messages. Police suspect fowl play.

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    CantSleepClownWillEatMeNick Martin
    9/29/16 6:57pm

    “I say, I say, son, I was nowhere near that Publix, and I have nevuh heard of this Tim Williams, suh!”

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    Chamomiles DavisNick Martin
    9/29/16 5:32pm

    The Tuscaloosa P.D. have released a sketch of the suspect...

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      Larry DallasChamomiles Davis
      9/29/16 7:34pm

      The Glock & Mr. Chicken. A film classic.

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    haveacarortwoorthree2Nick Martin
    9/29/16 5:39pm

    The greatest trick Brandon Chicken ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

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