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    ChozoRuinsBrendan O'Connor
    8/18/16 9:14am

    They call him MISTER Pibb!

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      Ed SpockChozoRuins
      8/18/16 9:20am

      That reminds me of the time when I ran into the band Mr. Mister and I said “You guys are Mr. Mister!”

      They replied “That’s Mister Mr. Mister to you.”

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      cgo2370Ed Spock
      8/18/16 9:24am

      Any relation to Major Major Major?

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    OMG!PONIES!Brendan O'Connor
    8/18/16 9:17am

    Ummmm. Does he know that we already Brexited 240 years ago?

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      eats books and leavesOMG!PONIES!
      8/18/16 9:23am

      Yes, but he wants to Brexit the current US government. He wants to USexit. U-Sexit. Yep. Classy. Believe me.

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      OddsVonDabseats books and leaves
      8/18/16 9:28am

      “They will be calling me Mr. PARTITION OF INDIA soon!”

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    ErnekidBrendan O'Connor
    8/18/16 9:14am

    I live in the UK- Northern Ireland to be specific. In my personal experience, those who supported Brexit are xenophobic arseholes who have same grasp of geopolitics as a turnip.

    To call Trump Mr. Brexit seems rather apt to me.

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      BuffaloRudeErnekid
      8/18/16 9:24am

      If I may ask, as an American who’s family’s (both sides) mick roots go back to the Republic, what are the chances of Northern Ireland seeking their independence if Brexit actually happens, in your opinion? And is reunification a possibility? I still have family in Ireland and the politics of that colorful island has always fascinated me. I’ll hang-up and listen to your answer. Sláinte!

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      99Telep☺dpr☹blemsErnekid
      8/18/16 9:33am

      Those very same xenophobic arseholes with turnip brains here in U.S. love all that Brexiting because they would love nothing more than to kick all the brown people out and cut the country off from anything foreign sounding.

      Your fascists are very much our fascists, except we have a more diverse population and it is much harder for Mr. Brexit to win here.

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    stacyinbeanBrendan O'Connor
    8/18/16 9:19am

    Why did he choose this terrible pic of Pence is my question. Makes him look older than Trump. (I think I just answered my own question.)

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      Hip Brooklyn Stereotypestacyinbean
      8/18/16 9:20am

      Getting a real Jack Kevorkian vibe from Pencey here.

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      Michael Hendersonstacyinbean
      8/18/16 9:23am

      All of Trump’s campaign material looks like they put out ads in the penny savers saying “Must be proficient in Microsoft Paint”

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    ArnheimBrendan O'Connor
    8/18/16 9:14am

    They call me MISTER PIG!

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      I Curse Zoidberg!Arnheim
      8/18/16 9:18am
      GIF
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      Sarcastro4Arnheim
      8/18/16 9:36am

      THEY CALL ME DOCTOR WORM

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    QuintBrendan O'Connor
    8/18/16 9:15am

    Because anyone with at least half a brain knows it/he is a terrible idea yet there is still a chance it/he might happen.

    It’s a sound analogy.

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      DammitPamQuint
      8/18/16 9:27am

      It’s because the people who vote for him as a protest vote will immediately regret it if he wins.

      It works very well indeed.

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      flamingolingoDammitPam
      8/18/16 9:46am

      It’s crazy how much he sucks at this. Donald Trump is going to go down in history as the worst presidential candidate ever. The only thing he’s good at is reminding us over and over again why he’s unfit to be president.

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    TopherBrendan O'Connor
    8/18/16 9:19am

    “Mr. Trump, I’m glad that you enjoyed your pancakes, but if you’re going to tweet about it, it’s spelled B-R-E-A-K-F-A-S-T”

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      BurntttTopher
      8/18/16 9:21am

      This comment is underrated.

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      Dr_ZoidbergTopher
      8/18/16 10:00am

      Everyone go home, we have the winner for today!

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    Ginger Is A ConstructBrendan O'Connor
    8/18/16 9:21am

    I love how many responses to his Tweets are people trolling Trump. By FAR the best, given yesterday’s interview:

    “They will soon be calling me Mr. BREXIT!”

    “Says who?”

    Do Trump supporters actually think Brexit was a good idea?!?

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      Doctor-FellGinger Is A Construct
      8/18/16 9:35am

      Do Trump supporters actually think Brexit was a good idea?!?

      They do. Its weird. They think Brexit was great because they BROKE AWAY FROM OPPRESSION. And, without any concept of irony or self-awareness, they compare this to the US gaining its Independence.

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      SadieMaeGinger Is A Construct
      8/18/16 9:41am

      I expect Trump’s core supporters, insofar as they understand Brexit, think it was a great idea. That worldview deeply distrusts a globalist view of the world - the idea that the U.S. should cooperate and compromise with other nations for the global good. They believe in American exceptionalism - that we are, and must remain, the strongest country in the world - economically, militarily, etc. - and that to work with or give aid to other countries drags us down. They *hate* groups like the U.N., etc.

      So I’m guessing they look at the surface issues of Brexit and think “Yeah, Britain stopped letting the E.U. tell them what to do! They took back their power, man!” Sigh.

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    Hip Brooklyn StereotypeBrendan O'Connor
    8/18/16 9:16am

    I’m going to submit a hot take for the approval of the Midnight Society:

    Donald Trump is an enormous jackass and has no idea what he’s talking about. Ever.

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      Tolkien Black DudeHip Brooklyn Stereotype
      8/18/16 9:38am

      Well now I need to watch some Are you Afraid of the Dark. Thanks guy.

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      KaidogHip Brooklyn Stereotype
      8/18/16 11:00am

      hawt taek

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    99Telep☺dpr☹blemsBrendan O'Connor
    8/18/16 9:22am

    I think he means he will be growing a mustache.

    May I suggest this one?:

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      MajorBurn99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      8/18/16 9:25am

      Looks like a gerbil’s ass in a windstorm.

      Commenting for a friend.

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      Poodletime99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      8/18/16 9:34am

      That is the finest Mustache! Very, very good. The best!

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