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    puncha yo bunsHudson Hongo
    8/17/16 11:22pm

    What a fucking idiot.

    You know my serious fear right now? That Assange is waiting on some October surprise and is going to blow this shit up. The thought terrifies me. If that happened, of course it’s not like we should be upset with anyone but Clinton, but...things are just seeming to good right now. Too easy.

    Someone please tell me my fears are unfounded.

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      Crown_Jewpuncha yo buns
      8/17/16 11:23pm

      Assange has revealed himself to be an utter piece of shit. I mean, I know a lot of people were already there with him but fuck that guy....

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      Endless Supply of Cynicismpuncha yo buns
      8/17/16 11:24pm

      I was just listening to an interview with Assange today on NPR, he not so subtly implied they had info on Trump.

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    GeorgeGeoffersonLivesHudson Hongo
    8/17/16 11:32pm

    “Manafort was in the office with other aides when a member of the family suggested they tweet a picture of Trump enjoying his ‘Mexican’ lunch,” The Huffington Post reports.

    Which family member are we talking about? Eric; it’s got to be Eric. This is such an Eric Trump suggestion. Or maybe it was Barron, because he doesn’t fucking know any better.

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      williampowellGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      8/17/16 11:57pm

      I heard a lotta very smart people say it was Eric. I don’t know, you tell me. But my gut, that’s guttier than anybody else’s, says Eric. He’s such a gold plated douche.

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      CharitybGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      8/18/16 12:08am

      It was probably Donald.

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    Bullshit ArtistHudson Hongo
    8/17/16 11:42pm

    That conversation must have been amazing.

    DJT Jr.: Dad’s eating a taco. That’s Mexican. Let’s tweet it out. Mexican’s will love it.

    Manafort: That’s going to come across a little insensitive.

    DJT Jr: Fine. we’ll call them hispanics. Tweeted!

    Manafort: [contemplates the bleakness of existence]

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      cleverheelBullshit Artist
      8/17/16 11:58pm

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      helgaperezBullshit Artist
      8/18/16 12:23am

      It delights me to think of the torment Trump must be putting Manafort through.

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    ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeHudson Hongo
    8/17/16 11:20pm

    This should be en Español, amigo.

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      BurnKinja╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      8/17/16 11:23pm

      Que pasa gringo?

      That translates to “what’s wrong white-boy” for those who are not fluent.

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeBurnKinja
      8/17/16 11:27pm

      It stands for “What’s the Frequency, Kenneth” where I’m from. Regional dialects are weird.

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    Crown_JewHudson Hongo
    8/17/16 11:19pm

    No one can stop the taco bowl.

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteCrown_Jew
      8/17/16 11:25pm

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      DirtbagSurferCrown_Jew
      8/17/16 11:30pm
      GIF
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    MisterPigginsHudson Hongo
    8/18/16 1:51am

    “I’ll hire the best people, the best. And ignore them.”

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      det-diablo-allesHudson Hongo
      8/18/16 12:57am

      {sigh} I think we’ve all earned a musical break, and it’s 39 years since the death of Elvis. Enjoy.

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        Nigel Overstreetdet-diablo-alles
        8/18/16 9:10am

        Oh My God! Elvis is dead!

        I didn’t even know he was sick.

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        det-diablo-allesNigel Overstreet
        8/18/16 10:05am

        Jesus died for your sins. Elvis died for his own.

        Tie goes to Elvis.

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      fudgesicleuighyrHudson Hongo
      8/17/16 11:31pm

      You can twist it and turn it whichever way the press decides to do. Being of orangeman decent, I have at times thought to be of an ethnic background.

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        Endless Supply of CynicismHudson Hongo
        8/17/16 11:22pm

        If only he had built a wall around the computer.

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          Crown_JewEndless Supply of Cynicism
          8/17/16 11:24pm

          If he had built a wall around the computer, it could have been filled with salsa and sour cream.

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          BurntttCrown_Jew
          8/18/16 8:37am

          Hmmmm... keep talking.

          ::unwraps plastic fork::

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        IhpsdmHudson Hongo
        8/17/16 11:21pm

        He was a total enabler when it came to the KFC tweet debacle, however.

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          Nigel OverstreetIhpsdm
          8/18/16 9:08am

          “Sir, I’m afraid you’re going to alienate people who prefer Popeyes.”

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