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    monicastoiletbrushAlex Pareene
    8/17/16 6:12pm

    I used to see Breitbart once a year. I used to go to a yearly Dem confernce, and Breitbart would schedule his conference of idiots to coincide with ours. He would try to pull various stunts, like interrupt conferences (especially if we had any high profile congresscreatures on hand.) He was a regular pain in the ass.

    The last time I saw him was at this conference, just a week or so before he died. I was siting outside the hotel with friends when he wandered up and lounged against the wall. You Democrats recognized him and mobbed him like he was some kind of a rock star. He ate it up.

    Breitbart was oddly charismatic in person when he wasn’t drunk or playing the angry obnoxious buffoon. He had a personal charm and a disturbing amount of pheromones. It creeps me out just thinking about it.

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      caekislove-caekingitupmonicastoiletbrush
      8/17/16 6:30pm

      I saw Andrew Breitbart at a grocery store in Los Angeles a few months before he died. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

      He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

      I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

      The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

      When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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      LtCmndHipstercaekislove-caekingitup
      8/17/16 6:32pm

      Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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    MojamboAlex Pareene
    8/17/16 6:08pm

    Terrible person at garbage publication uses forum to attack guy who has been dead for 4 years. Alright.

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      DoobyOneMojambo
      8/17/16 6:10pm

      Brietbart was a fucking scumbag. His namesake website is full of scumbags. I’ll be there on election night to bask in their misery and fuck with them in the comments.

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      MarksMakerMojambo
      8/17/16 6:15pm

      They were also pissing on him a day or so after he died, which, imho, was just soon enough.

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    Dashiell HammletAlex Pareene
    8/17/16 5:59pm

    Andrew Breitbart Would Have Loved the Trump Campaign: MOUNTAINS of blow. Mountains.

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      DoobyOneDashiell Hammlet
      8/17/16 6:07pm

      He did all the cocaine.

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      Cam/ronDashiell Hammlet
      8/17/16 6:08pm

      You can hear the Sweet Lady C rattling his nostrils in this clip:

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    ErnekidAlex Pareene
    8/17/16 6:01pm

    How much of an audience does Brietbart have? I've only heard of it recently. Does it have any influence at all beyond a small minority of far right lunatics?

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      DoobyOneErnekid
      8/17/16 6:06pm

      It’s big on the alt right as the de facto leader of the movement. They routinely have articles that generate tens of thousands of comments. But they are dumb as fuck.

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      ShakedangleDoobyOne
      8/17/16 6:18pm

      Tens of thousands?! What’s the mix, all herpaderp or a smattering of durr and a sprinkle of lib trolls?

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    caekislove-caekingitupAlex Pareene
    8/17/16 6:00pm

    Dude, if you keep saying that name, he’ll appear in your bathroom mirror at midnight!!

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      Gutbloomcaekislove-caekingitup
      8/17/16 6:31pm

      True Dectectives Season 3. Charlie Sheen and Kevin Costner track down a series of Los Angeles hate crimes and murders. There is a lot of oak tree imagery, and one old “Aqualung” type homeless person tells them to “follow the acorns.” It turns out that Breitbart faked his own death and has been living with, and giving relationship advice to, Roger Ailes. No really. That’s Season 3. You could look it up.

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      MBCockcaekislove-caekingitup
      8/17/16 6:38pm

      Between Breitbart and FOX, he’s really corned the market on crazy racist.

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    DisMyBurnerBaeAlex Pareene
    8/17/16 6:44pm

    every coke-head I’ve met I wanted to choke-out within 3 minutes of listening to them.

    Is there anything more annoying than a coked up old dude? Yes, a coked up old dude that is also drunk.

    Or a coked up young dude, or lady, or child...

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      XrdsAlumDisMyBurnerBae
      8/17/16 7:01pm

      Coke is “instant asshole” powder. Sand to Saudi Arabia when it came to Breitbart.

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      GHOST OF WOKE DADDisMyBurnerBae
      8/17/16 7:09pm

      coked up young ladies are sometimes worth putting up with, as they will do anything

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    DoobyOneAlex Pareene
    8/17/16 6:07pm

    I remember smiling when I heard he died.

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      Ed SpockDoobyOne
      8/17/16 6:21pm

      Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.

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      Pastafarian75DoobyOne
      8/18/16 11:08am

      I periodically update my friend with how many days since. 1,631 days.

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    carpetboxerAlex Pareene
    8/17/16 6:04pm

    The fabled yore of the disintegration of the good old days of the GOP. William F. Buckley may have had a nicer lapel, but Trump is a direct descendant of his party.

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      gingerhammeredcarpetboxer
      8/17/16 7:33pm

      Oh, no fucking doubt. And thanks for saying. Every time these dipwads want to lionize WFB or Scalia or some other dead conservative intellectual (or at least someone not as big an asshole in public), remember one thing: Those old dead “good” conservatives were only ever prominent because the same assholes voting for Trump voted for Nixon, Reagan, and the Bushes.

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    SulawesiAlex Pareene
    8/17/16 5:59pm

    Is Breibart the homosexual one or nah? I remember there was one white queen who was constantly caping for the GOP and other wingnuts but I forget his name.

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      caekislove-caekingitupSulawesi
      8/17/16 6:02pm

      You’re probably thinking of Matt Drudge.

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      Sulawesicaekislove-caekingitup
      8/17/16 6:03pm

      Oh yeah. Why do they have the nastiest name? Rush Limbaugh. Ann Coulter. They all sound like sex moves.

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    VanNostrandAlex Pareene
    8/17/16 6:27pm

    “Andrew Breitbart was an reckless opportunist with no principles or ethos beyond shit-stirring and attention-seeking.”

    This is also a perfect way to sum up Milo Yiannopoulos.

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      DiarrheahelixVanNostrand
      8/17/16 7:16pm

      That dude that is already irrelevant since they banned him from Twitter.

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