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    Quasar FunkAshley Feinberg
    8/16/16 1:51pm

    My parents divorced when I was 6, but thanks for bringing it up.

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      Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Quasar Funk
      8/16/16 1:51pm

      And my dad’s dead. Ashley is mean. :(

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      CatdogWhispererQuasar Funk
      8/16/16 1:55pm

      Not only that, Ashley told me the divorce was YOUR FAULT!

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    Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Ashley Feinberg
    8/16/16 1:49pm

    Sex Pig would be a great name for a punk band.

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      Sobchak SecurityFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      8/16/16 1:51pm

      Never Mind the Bacon, Here’s the Sex Pigs

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      Promnight Dumpsterfire BabyFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      8/16/16 1:52pm

      Piggy Pop?

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    Cupid's RifleAshley Feinberg
    8/16/16 2:26pm

    Hey pig
    Yeah you
    Hey pig piggy pig pig pig
    All of my fears came true
    Black and blue and broken bones you left me here I’m all alone
    My little piggy needed something new

    Nothing can stop me now
    ‘Cause I don’t care anymore
    Nothing can stop me now
    ‘Cause I don’t care
    Nothing can stop me now
    ‘Cause I don’t care anymore
    Nothing can stop me now
    ‘Cause I just don’t care

    Hey pig
    Nothing’s turning out the way I planned
    Hey pig there’s a lot of things I hoped you could help me understand
    What am I supposed to do, I lost my shit because of you


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      Sparky PolastryCupid's Rifle
      8/16/16 2:28pm

      You win the internet today for TDS reference

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      Cupid's RifleSparky Polastry
      8/16/16 2:47pm

      It was the first thing that popped in my head. I'm glad somebody knew the song!

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    Jerry-NetherlandAshley Feinberg
    8/16/16 1:51pm

    Swedes and their masks - go figure.

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      FriendofWoodenCanoeJerry-Netherland
      8/16/16 1:57pm

      Suddenly all I can think of is the most highbrow porn parody imaginable.

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      CakeisbetterthanPieJerry-Netherland
      8/16/16 2:18pm

      Opening scene from the Gunslinger?

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    Promnight Dumpsterfire BabyAshley Feinberg
    8/16/16 1:51pm

    What are the immigration laws there in Sweden?

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      Rothko WestbeachPromnight Dumpsterfire Baby
      8/16/16 2:02pm

      None. All are welcome.

      Please come! I’ll wine you and dine you and then...

      ...you know what’s coming.

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      PredatrixPromnight Dumpsterfire Baby
      8/16/16 2:23pm

      There is, however, an ideological assessment that must be passed:

      1. I find pigs attractive, in that way.

      (strongly agree) 5....4....3....2....1 (strongly disagree)

      2. I can have your laser when I:

      a. ask nicely

      b. finish my homework

      c. pry it from your cold, dead trotters

      3. “The hamlet’s waterwheel” is an appropriate object against which to have sex.

      True

      False

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    Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!Ashley Feinberg
    8/16/16 2:03pm

    The local constabulary just released CCTV footage from earlier in the night:

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      Sparky PolastryGroup B-raaaaaaaaaap!
      8/16/16 2:24pm

      Wow, they totally ripped off AFCW

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    They got the wong houseAshley Feinberg
    8/16/16 1:53pm

    the aristocrats

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      Tomás de ServoAshley Feinberg
      8/16/16 2:13pm

      A moose once bit my sister.

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        VPforCSR-WeylandYutaniTomás de Servo
        8/16/16 3:00pm

        Foreplay can get rough sometimes.

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        SquigleySquirelTomás de Servo
        8/16/16 3:42pm

        I hope she learned her lesson about carving her initials in a moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush she got from Svenge. I don’t care if your brother-in-law is the star of many Norwegian films. Or a dentist.

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      pre-emptive sighAshley Feinberg
      8/16/16 1:51pm

      All I asked for is pigs with frigging laser beams. Is that so hard?

      Oh that happened? Well keep up the good work Sweden. The rest of you countries should take notes and learn.

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        BobbySeriousAshley Feinberg
        8/16/16 1:50pm

        “Gob-smacked drivers spot pair playing Pork-a-chu against municipal waterwheel“

        LOL, now that’s a fucking headline.

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