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    NoButWait Hates Your GoT Fan TheoriesAshley Feinberg
    8/15/16 3:47pm

    Nothing about this makes any sense. If you clicked the linked article (because this particular post is just copied and pasted portions of the least relevant parts of the story) it says they suspected her phone might be a bomb, but then they REMOVED the phone, blew up the bag anyway, and gave her the suspected bomb phone. What is even happening here? Do they just like exploding bags?

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      cheerful_exgirlfriendNoButWait Hates Your GoT Fan Theories
      8/15/16 3:51pm

      Surprise Bag Exploding is one of this year’s Olympic test sports.

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      Sid and FinancyNoButWait Hates Your GoT Fan Theories
      8/15/16 3:52pm

      Those facts are all literally in the cut-and-paste job

      “literally in the cut-and-paste job”

      you’re complaining about.

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    Sid and FinancyAshley Feinberg
    8/15/16 3:49pm

    Volleyball Mom’s Exploded Suitcase was probably the best of the Pop-Art bands to come out of Warhol’s Factory.

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      Dave Sid and Financy
      8/15/16 3:51pm

      Saw them at Fillmore East in ‘79, or at least I think I did, I did a lot of blow back then.

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      PsychodogDave
      8/15/16 5:42pm

      Does blow affect your memory?

      I can’t remember if it does.

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    dwayneshangoverhardonAshley Feinberg
    8/15/16 3:54pm

    And shampoo was fucking everywhere...

    “The Pert Locker”

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      Sparky Polastrydwayneshangoverhardon
      8/15/16 4:19pm

      Herbal Explosions?

      Selsun Boom?

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      dwayneshangoverhardonSparky Polastry
      8/15/16 4:26pm

      “Head and Smolders”

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    Masshole JamesAshley Feinberg
    8/15/16 3:44pm
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      GHOST OF WOKE DADMasshole James
      8/15/16 3:58pm

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      State of FloridaMasshole James
      8/15/16 11:22pm

      It never gets old. I’m not being sarcastic. It makes me smile every fucking time.

      Sad!!!

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    tornadoslackssAshley Feinberg
    8/15/16 3:44pm

    They almost netted themselves a terrorist.

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      DeadSpinningtornadoslackss
      8/15/16 3:49pm

      Maybe they should keep digging.

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      tornadoslackssDeadSpinning
      8/15/16 4:09pm

      Especially with the spike in terrorist threat levels!

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    Hit Bull Win SteakAshley Feinberg
    8/15/16 3:57pm

    No one ever blew up your suitcase before Obama!

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      IhpsdmHit Bull Win Steak
      8/15/16 4:02pm

      How does Obama have time to cause all these tragedies? I thought he was 100% committed to making Trump do and say horrible things?

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    reggieinatlAshley Feinberg
    8/15/16 3:50pm

    Alternate Article Title: “Mysterious Bag Explodes In Rio. Head and Shoulders of Culprit Found Throughout 2 Block Radius”

    Not that Kinja sites ever use click-bait titles.

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      Vladimir "Polonium 210" Putinreggieinatl
      8/15/16 3:55pm

      That’s not clickbait, that seems like a pretty realistic headline for Rio.

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      qu1j0t3reggieinatl
      8/15/16 3:56pm

      Damn that’s good kinja

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    Dave Ashley Feinberg
    8/15/16 3:45pm
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      WhatayadoingdisarvoDave
      8/15/16 4:02pm

      All of your suitcases are belong to us!

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    TinFoilFedoraAshley Feinberg
    8/15/16 3:46pm

    It’s true. You can’t take Mom anywhere.

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      FarmhandAshley Feinberg
      8/15/16 3:58pm
      GIF
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        Sparky PolastryFarmhand
        8/15/16 4:20pm

        Bonus points for OB

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        FarmhandSparky Polastry
        8/15/16 4:22pm

        Thanks, mate!

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