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    Custer - KinjaPromotionsJordan Sargent
    8/15/16 2:50pm

    Tim Burke is a hero and national treasure.

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      AnnasguiltCuster - KinjaPromotions
      8/15/16 4:57pm

      ... who for some reason still wants to use one of the worst video players on the internet

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      Custer - KinjaPromotionsAnnasguilt
      8/15/16 5:03pm

      Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

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    YaafmJordan Sargent
    8/15/16 6:23pm

    I have never heard this song nor have seen a karaoke before so it was quite difficult to understand why this was so special.

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      Timothy BurkeYaafm
      8/15/16 6:25pm

      Welcome to Kinja! From which planet are you visiting us?

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      YaafmTimothy Burke
      8/15/16 6:28pm

      I come from the far off land of Kotaku and saw somthing about a dancing horse so clicked on it.

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    Carmellio SampersJordan Sargent
    8/15/16 5:51pm

    Right, Dressage is silly, because its not a trigger word, or a Pokemon game, or a Netflix series, or breaking bad, or a Pokemon game, or an energy drink, or a plaid shirt that is to short but inexplicably not tucked into the pants, or a scruffy beard and horned rimmed glassed or something cool...like craft beers that come with story after story after story when you trying to just order a fucking cheese sandwich and a beer...or cool like we pretend to understand Islam...or cross dressing gender fluidity cosplay people but a horse dancing around upsets us. Okay I get it. How about keeping your silly opinions in your heads until you grow up because there seems to be a lot of subjective randomness here.

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      TheOrangeIsOrangerCarmellio Sampers
      8/15/16 10:53pm

      Are you one of these people?

      Also, shut up.

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      Carmellio SampersTheOrangeIsOranger
      8/16/16 5:14am

      No. But saying “shut up” indicates you still need about 10 years of maturation before you are allowed to share your ideas from inside your undeveloped brain with others. So sit, and do it quietly, in the corner until you are ready. Check back here say around 3:30 pm August 9th 2026.

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    ChozoRuinsJordan Sargent
    8/15/16 2:23pm

    And here I am wishing I could find that photoshop edit of Obama’s summer playlist where every song listed is “Smooth”

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      A Giant AnteaterChozoRuins
      8/15/16 2:26pm

      Don’t thank me, I’m just an admin in a Facebook group dedicated to the song, no biggie

      Also nice username, have you played the Metroid 2 remake yet?

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      ChozoRuinsA Giant Anteater
      8/15/16 2:28pm

      I won’t thank you, but I will call you a hero.

      (I have not played it, but am itching to!)

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    whiskeytangoJordan Sargent
    8/15/16 11:06pm

    When that song was popular/insufferable, I worked in a music store. One Saturday, when we were super busy trying to talk kids out of buying 7 string Ibanez guitars, a co worker set this song on “repeat” on the inhouse sound system. It played about 15 times before anyone got a chance to huck that CD out to the loading dock like a frisbee. Good times.

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      acornwhiskeytango
      8/16/16 5:17pm

      You think that’s bad. In high school our winter guard directors thought it was a good idea to make Smooth our song for competition one year. Meaning that for 15 hours a week, from July to mid April, we had to listen to it over and over and over again for practice/shows.

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      whiskeytangoacorn
      8/16/16 10:37pm

      Groundhog day hell! A trial shall convene in the Hague, to hold someone responsible for this crime against humanity.

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    ThatGuy524Jordan Sargent
    8/15/16 3:17pm

    It’s around the 3 hour mark http://stream.nbcolympics.com/equestrian-ind…

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      ThatGuy524ThatGuy524
      8/15/16 3:19pm

      more like 3:05 - 3:10

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    IhpsdmJordan Sargent
    8/15/16 2:49pm

    If you think that’s cool, just wait until you see how Lorenzo dances to the karaoke version of Napalm Death’s “Twist the Knife (Slowly)”.

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      deadpatchIhpsdm
      8/15/16 3:29pm

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      Ihpsdmdeadpatch
      8/15/16 3:32pm

      Coolest horse ever.

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    mtdriftJordan Sargent
    8/15/16 2:48pm

    You know, I wouldn’t be mad about NBC protecting their highlight replays if their DAMN VIDEO PLAYER DIDN’T SUCK SATAN’S BALLS.

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      FourthAccountmtdrift
      8/15/16 3:06pm

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    HighlySelassieJordan Sargent
    8/15/16 2:32pm

    This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen. Take a bow, Tim Burke.

    Wait, do one to ‘Take a Bow’ by Madonna.

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      Ruddigore4Jordan Sargent
      8/15/16 5:19pm

      Hey now!

      Hay now!

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