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    caekislove-caekingitupAshley Feinberg
    8/15/16 12:37pm

    We need at least 499 additional updates on this topic. Preferably daily updates.

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      Letsgobowlingcaekislove-caekingitup
      8/15/16 1:00pm
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      Norbscaekislove-caekingitup
      8/15/16 1:02pm

      My “500 days...” ptsd has been TRIGGERRRED

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    Sparky PolastryAshley Feinberg
    8/15/16 12:37pm

    She’s a real person? I thought she was a stuffed animal line that went viral just like Tickle Me Elmo...who knew?

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      Mr.PeepersSparky Polastry
      8/15/16 12:43pm

      I just see an 8yr old head on a 12 yr old’s body wrapped in a hooker uniform.

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      Declan HackettMr.Peepers
      8/15/16 12:48pm

      It’s like Gepetto started wishing while making a “Bratz” doll…

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    Mr.PeepersAshley Feinberg
    8/15/16 12:36pm

    Is she talented?

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      Lawrence IpsumMr.Peepers
      8/15/16 12:43pm

      Never knew much about her until carpool karaoke. Not sure why - and find it hard to admit out loud - but I confess that I’m kinda smitten now.

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      Mr.PeepersLawrence Ipsum
      8/15/16 12:51pm

      Okay so I thought she still looked like a child but those were old pics. Still can’t tell if she’s talented. I don’t do pop music. That’s the first car karaoke vid I’ve fast forwarded all the way through. Not my thing. I do recall her talking shit about Black lives matter so I guess I will hate her.

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    fondue processAshley Feinberg
    8/15/16 12:36pm

    Does Selena Gomez Have Fans?

    at least one, maybe 2 if you look at the angles

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      opiumsmabytchfondue process
      8/15/16 1:02pm

      Reminds me of those old heavy metal videos from the 80's and 90's on a huge concert stage with huge speaker stacks..... filmed in an empty soundtage

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      Syphilitic Scalia Saysopiumsmabytch
      8/15/16 1:26pm

      Whitesnake and Mr. Mister immediately come to mind.

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    KingOfKongAshley Feinberg
    8/15/16 12:39pm

    Deadspin splice?

    Hm.

    Interesting.

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      caekislove-caekingitupKingOfKong
      8/15/16 12:42pm

      DANCING IS A SPORT RIGHT??

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      Dammit, Marie!KingOfKong
      8/15/16 12:46pm

      That was some damned good Gawker.

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    jlpubarchAshley Feinberg
    8/15/16 1:05pm

    Is she an actual performer or another one of these Kim Kardashian clones who has no intrinsic value whatsoever but is only marketable because of Facebook, Twitter and E! Network?

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      Don't Judge Me I Swear I'm Nicejlpubarch
      8/15/16 1:17pm

      Actually pretty talented, not sure what all the negativity in the comments is about. She was on Barney and friends as kid and then starred in a popular Disney tv show for a while. Then she launched a music career that is decently successful. I don’t listen much but from what I have heard it sounds like she actually has vocal talent. So definitely not kardashian

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      permagreyonio9Don't Judge Me I Swear I'm Nice
      8/19/16 4:43pm

      She’s won both Grammy and Emmy awards. She’s obviously not the living Bratz doll the Gawker commentariat thinks she is.

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    SkillbillyAshley Feinberg
    8/15/16 12:38pm

    Selena Gonez is beautiful.

    Come at me bro

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      caekislove-caekingitupSkillbilly
      8/15/16 12:43pm

      She’s no Watanabe Miyuki.

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      TheDoomkittenSkillbilly
      8/15/16 12:54pm

      As Mr.Peepers so accurately put it:

      She’s an eight year old head on a twelve year old body wrapped in a hooker outfit.

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    HarrynWhitey4everAshley Feinberg
    8/15/16 12:37pm

    Just checked. Selena Gomez 45.1 million twitter followers. Malala Yousafzai 82.7 thousand. Bet the universal set on that Venn diagram is pretty tiny. I need to take a nap.

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      NefertittiesAshley Feinberg
      8/15/16 12:42pm

      Good, because I was worried about her being all young and rich and beautiful out there in the world like that.

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        Syphilitic Scalia SaysAshley Feinberg
        8/15/16 1:27pm

        I’m a fan of her darker hair, not this highlighted shit. Babycakes, get back to your roots!

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