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    Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Andy Cush
    8/12/16 4:57pm

    Spongebob is terrible, unfunny and mostly just a ripoff of Ren and Stimpy without the creativity.

    BRING IT ON.

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      iElvis is Putting in a Bid for Gawker.comFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      8/12/16 5:05pm

      Ren & Stimpy was just a tasteless low-brow, ripoff of Bugs Bunny and Donald Duck.

      BRING IT ON

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      caekislove-caekingitupFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      8/12/16 5:07pm

      I will not bring it on, but rather fight on your side because you are absolutely correct.

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    Sid and FinancyAndy Cush
    8/12/16 4:52pm

    I personally find some solace in thinking about the day Peter Thiel realizes there is nowhere to turn for Sponge Bob movie hoax debunking when Gawker is gone.

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      caekislove-caekingitupSid and Financy
      8/12/16 5:06pm

      Only then will he realize the sheer scope of his crimes against collective human culture.

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      KinglyCitrusSid and Financy
      8/12/16 5:10pm

      On the real, can someone please point me in the direction of a Gawker-esque website where I can get my fix for ironic liberal polemic if this place goes under? What are our options? Salon.com?

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    pre-emptive sighAndy Cush
    8/12/16 4:48pm

    This is just what they want you to think. Can’t believe you were so easily duped. The truth is out there.

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      caekislove-caekingituppre-emptive sigh
      8/12/16 5:08pm

      REAL FANS KNOW

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      Charitybpre-emptive sigh
      8/12/16 5:29pm

      People are saying that there really is a Spongebob Squarepants movie. I don’t know if it’s true, but a lot of people were saying it. And this Orange guy, no one knows who he really is. He has a colored name, which is great. It’s fantastic. But someone should look into him. A lot of folks are asking questions.

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    CharitybAndy Cush
    8/12/16 4:51pm

    This is a great story! I really like the idea of a movie being made mostly because a bunch of obsessives on the Internet thought it already existed.

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      Dave Charityb
      8/12/16 4:53pm

      Wait until they learn the truth about Star Wars .

      I’ve said too much.

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      Gary-XCharityb
      8/12/16 6:11pm

      It’s all very Pynchonian.

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    Fred Garvin Male ProstituteAndy Cush
    8/12/16 5:06pm
    GIF

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      Robbiev27Fred Garvin Male Prostitute
      8/12/16 7:03pm

      Never did I imagine that in my lifetime I would get to use this meme, and yet here we are (my anti-ban strategy is that the author already called nsfw).

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      Sir VivorRobbiev27
      8/13/16 1:05pm

      How do you get banned from Kinja in first place? Are you sure you’re not overreacting because surely not with a drawing?

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    Sir VivorAndy Cush
    8/13/16 12:58pm

    ..The script, frankly, does not seem like it would make a very good film, ...

    and

    ..he plans to crowdfund a new production of the film based on his original script. So we have that to look forward to.

    Perhaps, Mr. Orange, if you hired an actual writer, you might get something actually done this time.

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesAndy Cush
      8/12/16 7:27pm

      How does this not have a Senior Week tag appended to it? lol

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        GeorgeGeoffersonLivesAndy Cush
        8/12/16 7:36pm

        I heard that Trump is the secret producer of the movie, and did it to repay his debt to NAMBLA.

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          James, reks skrubsAndy Cush
          8/13/16 11:53am

          I know think that a SpongeBob mockumentary would be great.

          Spongal Tap, anyone?

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            BaconMaskAndy Cush
            8/12/16 8:39pm

            I feel so empty now

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