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Sobchak SecurityHamilton Nolan
8/12/16 11:24am
“My question to ‘hey science’ is why do humans dream? Is it because the brain keeps deleting and storing information?”

Humans dream because when they sleep they get bored and want to watch something. Little know fact, dreams are just CIA radio transmissions that we developed in the 50's. They are usually delivered by chemtrails and you pay for them every time you buy cigarettes.

“Were there more atom’s during the big bang then there are now? How are atoms formed?”

There was only one Adam before the big bang and then after he and Eve got kicked the fuck out of Eden, they banged out a couple more Adams. Science bitch.

“Is there all people on earth related to each other if we look at from beginning (life started on earth)??”

Yes.

“Can dogs smell how you feel?”

No. Dogs taste how you feel. Which is why they are constantly licking you. If a dog ever sticks his or her tongue in your mouth, they form a permanent electromagnetic bond with your brain and are able to control how you behave. So if a dog ever puts its tongue in your mouth, you should immediately rinse your mouth out with battery acid otherwise you will become a were-dog.
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  ThingsThat RhymeWithOrangeSobchak Security
  8/12/16 11:26am
  Was 9/11 an inside job?
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  Sobchak SecurityThingsThat RhymeWithOrange
  8/12/16 11:30am
  No. 9/11 was an outside job. Its virtually impossible to fly commercial aircraft inside of a building.
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festivusaziliHamilton Nolan
8/12/16 11:20am
These are not nearly as insane as I was expecting.
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  Malacoda, Recumbent on the Burning Sand.festivusazili
  8/12/16 11:22am
  I can answer one of them. Tumors are perfectly safe to eat.
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  BobbySeriousfestivusazili
  8/12/16 11:27am
  That’s what a year of Trump has done to your brain....
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CatdogWhispererHamilton Nolan
8/12/16 11:32am
I had a dream yesterday about being in this antique store and during it I realized I was dreaming, but I couldn’t control the dream. I wanted to turn it into sex but I just kept being in the antique store. So my question is, are there any supplements I can start taking that will give me better control of my own dreams? Or other people’s?
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  kareemaCatdogWhisperer
  8/12/16 11:37am
  I don’t know about supplements, but there is such a thing as lucid dreaming.
  
  Yeah, I know, you actually wanted snark, right?
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  ThatFatScatCat fucking loves muddy puddlesCatdogWhisperer
  8/12/16 11:41am
  Go fuck in an antique shop and try that dream again. ;]
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Low Information BoaterHamilton Nolan
8/12/16 11:23am
Why, after eating cured meats (I mean a lot of cured meats, I have a problem) do my farts smell exactly like cured meats? I'm not mad, it just makes me crave more cured meats, thus perpetuating a stinky and shameful cycle.
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  Armageddon T. ThunderbirdLow Information Boater
  8/12/16 11:27am
  Never trust a salami fart.
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  Low Information BoaterArmageddon T. Thunderbird
  8/12/16 11:34am
  The odor is terrible, but the emotions it excites are truly bewildering. Pride at the potency, mortification at the embarassment, horror at the hot fingers of gas creeping up my back, disgust tinged with gustatory arousal at the smell, angry confusion and resignation at the part of my brain that says "I know it was gross, but we both know you're going to do it again, so go fetch the second half of that sandwich out of the fridge, because you're not getting any less disgusting today."
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Promnight Dumpsterfire BabyHamilton Nolan
8/12/16 11:18am
Are y'all calling this "senior week" because you are all writing as if you were suffering senile dementia?
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  Chalupa_JackPromnight Dumpsterfire Baby
  8/12/16 11:20am
  - says the commenter unwilling to do even the lightest research of the origins
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  kareemaChalupa_Jack
  8/12/16 11:38am
  Yeah, that’s pretty pathetic, isn’t it?
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AnastraceHamilton Nolan
8/12/16 12:18pm
Here’s my question for Hey Science. Why hasn’t our research with CERN and other institutes produced a suitable doomsday weapon for me yet? Also, where are my cybernetics?
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  DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaAnastrace
  8/12/16 1:18pm
  Geez, you megalomaniac supervillains aim high. All I want is a flying car.
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  AnastraceDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
  8/12/16 1:22pm
  IS IT WRONG TO WANT TO END THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN!? That ball of flaming gas, just sits in space looking all smug. I’ll make it rue the day I got my first sunburn!
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CAPTAINOHHamilton Nolan
8/12/16 11:24am
My friend would like the cat one answered. For research stuff.
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  SirIanMcKellenIsDangedTerrificCAPTAINOH
  8/12/16 11:42am
  You need good jumper cables and some Fancy Feast, but yes.
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  benjaminalloverCAPTAINOH
  8/12/16 11:44am
  The only machine that can make cat out of cat food is a smaller cat.
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pre-emptive sighHamilton Nolan
8/12/16 11:22am
“The question is: if you were to stand on the world’s most sensitive scales, and fart, would your weight increase or decrease?”

This is a fantastic question. You’d think your weight would decrease as you expelled matter, but much of what’s in flatulence is lighter than the surrounding air so it could actually be providing buoyancy. I guess it depends on at what pressure it is inside you.

I demand congressional funding for this!
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Denver is too damn highHamilton Nolan
8/12/16 11:20am
When will America be great again?
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  Sobchak SecurityDenver is too damn high
  8/12/16 11:25am
  When we are finally able to destroy science.
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BobbySeriousHamilton Nolan
8/12/16 11:22am

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