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    scottmillBrendan O'Connor
    8/12/16 7:59am

    The fact that he doesn’t have a stand or an easel to place these signs on is hilarious to me, like his staff don’t know he has them and he just comes out of his bus or whatever with a stack of signs to wave around. “Yeah, it’s a chart or something with lots of numbers and shit, don’t worry if no one can read it because it’s being waved around by a screaming meth addict. It looks presidential.”

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      can't spare a squarescottmill
      8/12/16 8:05am

      Reminds me of the sophistication his supporters have shown down the road from me...had to snap a pick of the lawn sign. Like I think they got the ruler out and all sorts.

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      Desi_Relafordscottmill
      8/12/16 8:31am

      He holds it so that he can spin it to show different stats.

      “Here is a chart showing the decline of America’s Greatness!”

      (Turns it sideways)

      “Here is a chart showing how the racial divide has increased over Obama’s reign!”

      (Turns it upside down)

      “Here is a chart showing how many jobs have been lost since Obama founded ISIS!”

      (Flips chart over to reveal blank side.)

      “Here is a list of all the successful businesses I have run!”

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    BaggyTrousers3Brendan O'Connor
    8/12/16 7:57am

    “Can you read this back there? All the way in the balcony, can you read this? You can read this, right? This chart? See this red line? How it goes up and down with the thing and the number. How it goes way down here? This means bad stuff, folks. Bad stuff. Not good. Should be going up, but it’s going down. Not good, folks. Sad.”

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      AnotherProfBaggyTrousers3
      8/12/16 8:45am

      Now this - this looks much better!

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      99Telep☺dpr☹blemsAnotherProf
      8/12/16 9:23am
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    Dave Brendan O'Connor
    8/12/16 8:10am
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      BaggyTrousers3Dave
      8/12/16 8:17am
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      Dave BaggyTrousers3
      8/12/16 9:10am

      We ain’t even close, I gotta find 86 more of those stupid things. And photoshop something call for election day.

      All of this for free, unless the new owners want to hire me! Call me!

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    KyuzoBrendan O'Connor
    8/12/16 9:28am
    • Dow Jones industrial average: 6600 in March 2009, 18600 today
    • NASDAQ composite: 1293 in March 2009, 5228 today
    • U.S. unemployment: 10% in October 2009, 4.9% today
    • Gasoline: $4.10 national average per gallon in July 2008, $2.09 today

    Scoreboard, fuckface.

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      Book AkiBrendan O'Connor
      8/12/16 8:57am
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        Non Sleeping GiantBrendan O'Connor
        8/12/16 8:33am

        Surely someone with Photoshop skills can put “You’re All Morons, Believe Me” on that.

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          TheHelenChapelNon Sleeping Giant
          8/12/16 8:37am

          I was hoping for something like:

          “I’ll Screw You All Then Never Call"

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          BaggyTrousers3Non Sleeping Giant
          8/12/16 9:52am

          “Here’s a chart showing the GOP leaders trying to cope with me. See how a few jumped on board, then it fell when I actually fucking won the nomination. This peak here is the convention and the rest of this is the past couple of weeks when I went absolutely batshit fucking crazy...”

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        zuludeadyBrendan O'Connor
        8/12/16 8:41am

        The Daily Beast is now reporting Trump is saying the whole “Obama founded ISIS” line was him being sarcastic. Orange fucking Julius...

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          BaggyTrousers3zuludeady
          8/12/16 9:53am

          Yup. He Tweeted it, of course. And it came only a few hours after he insisted it again on a conservative radio show. The host, Hugh Hewitt, tried to help him clarify but he said, nope, I meant it.

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        Jimmychitwood55Brendan O'Connor
        8/12/16 9:33am

        I’m thinking from what I'm told that chart is NAMBLA donations and I have heard from great many people who are dear friends that trump is upset that donations to NAMBLA are trending downward. I have heard from many people that maybe Trump is using campaign donations to return NAMBLA to its glory days.

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          TinFoilFedoraBrendan O'Connor
          8/12/16 8:10am

          It’s a chart measuring Ivanka’s hotness quotient as she ages.

          Sorry, kid. You peaked a while ago.

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            Seneca the Younger(er)Brendan O'Connor
            8/12/16 9:29am

            Didn’t work for this guy, either.

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