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    The Noble RenardHudson Hongo
    8/11/16 8:47pm

    Dude is fucking cracking, hard. He’s been going full tilt for almost a year now and I genuinely don’t think he’s ever worked this hard in his life. He’s coming unhinged in totally new ways.

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      ratchedThe Noble Renard
      8/11/16 8:48pm

      He sounded like the Thorazine dart hit him when he spoke at the NAHB today.

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      duckinthefaceat250knotsThe Noble Renard
      8/11/16 8:50pm

      I hope he keeps up the pace. His self destruction will be glorious.

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    Endless Supply of CynicismHudson Hongo
    8/11/16 8:51pm

    Biased media again. By tomorrow he’ll be proven right.

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      atruekarmalifeEndless Supply of Cynicism
      8/11/16 9:06pm

      Needs more stars.

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      Pink SkullEndless Supply of Cynicism
      8/11/16 9:12pm

      Well I’m sure there are better places to be on a Friday night than at a Trump rally in Florida.

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    Hudson HongoHudson Hongo
    8/11/16 8:49pm

    Full disclosure: As a nightman from the shadow realm, I myself write the wrong day at least once a week.

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeHudson Hongo
      8/11/16 8:51pm

      Godspeed on your travels through the darkside. Know this: you are not alone for I am smoking weed and watching over you, Night Gawker.

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteHudson Hongo
      8/11/16 9:02pm

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    Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Hudson Hongo
    8/11/16 9:04pm

    More frighteningly, he also said he wants to try American Citizens by military tribunal at Guantanamo Bay.

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      TinFoilFedoraFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      8/11/16 9:23pm

      OMFG. He’s ok with military tribunals for US citizens? Jesus fucking hell.

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      Ma BuddichezFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      8/11/16 10:33pm

      JFC, instead of the normal election bingo card we need one for the constitutional amendments he would curtail.

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    Crown_JewHudson Hongo
    8/11/16 9:03pm

    “Trump seems to think they’re just cheering. Gives thumbs up.”

    This perectly encapsulates Donald Trump.

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      gramercypoliceCrown_Jew
      8/11/16 9:11pm

      And the crowds that turn out to see him.

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      Crown_Jewgramercypolice
      8/11/16 9:23pm

      So much rage!

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    e.nonHudson Hongo
    8/11/16 8:53pm

    Trump: “It’s Friday night were having fun.”

    Crowd shouts: “Its Thursday!”

    Trump seems to think they’re just cheering. Gives thumbs up

    that’s fucking hilarious; this fucker is imploding on the highest, brightest platform in the fucking world... i love it.

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Bokee.non
      8/11/16 8:58pm

      I wonder which country will grant him asylum after he’s cucked so hard by Clinton.

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      Erik╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      8/11/16 9:00pm

      I’m sure he can bunk with Snowden in Russia.

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    PoodletimeHudson Hongo
    8/11/16 8:51pm

    Donald Trump seems to want to take a lot of things from the American people. I draw the line at his attempting to remove an entire day of our lives!

    #GivebackourFridayDammit

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      Endless Supply of CynicismPoodletime
      8/11/16 8:53pm

      Counter Point: Donald Trump vows to turn Thursdays into Fridays

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      gramercypoliceEndless Supply of Cynicism
      8/11/16 8:55pm

      The clocks will all run backwards / And the sheep will have two heads / And Thursday night and Friday will be on Tuesday night instead

      It’s a Trump World Party!

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    iseedeaddaleksHudson Hongo
    8/11/16 8:55pm

    I just saw this on CNN and it’s so amazing I had to take a picture:

    Whoever made that editorial decision deserves a medal.

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      Agree2Disagreeiseedeaddaleks
      8/11/16 9:00pm

      I noticed CNN has been almost gleefully pointing out his lies in every article I read about him. It’s quite enjoyable.

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      TheBurnersMyDestinationAgree2Disagree
      8/11/16 9:08pm

      Yea, all it took was him attacking them over one perceived slight and they dropped the “let’s just let him ramble without calling him on it” bullshit real quick. Now if the rest of the media would kindly follow suit....

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    Ping Pong von LasersteinHudson Hongo
    8/11/16 9:05pm

    Trump: “Assassinate my opponent”

    Crowd: *applause*

    Trump: “I hate babies”

    Crowd: *applause*

    Trump: “I’d really like to fuck my daughter”

    Crowd: *applause*

    Trump: “It’s Friday”

    Crowd: “No it isn’t. What the hell is wrong with you?”

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      KyuzoPing Pong von Laserstein
      8/11/16 9:12pm

      Shit, that’s not even exaggerated for comedic effect.

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      Steve SteversomPing Pong von Laserstein
      8/11/16 9:20pm

      Even inbred microcephalic racists have a limit.

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    TheBurnersMyDestinationHudson Hongo
    8/11/16 8:52pm

    When you don’t work what day it is doesn’t matter to you.

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      KateligulaTheBurnersMyDestination
      8/11/16 9:42pm

      This was an actual thing, the upper-classes not knowing about “weekends”. I'm a big fan of Nancy Mitford, and it comes up in her books more than once.

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      TeenageMutantKinjaTheBurnersMyDestination
      8/11/16 10:42pm

      One of my favorite WWTDC say

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