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    Hip Brooklyn StereotypeJordan Sargent
    8/10/16 4:09pm

    I’m very confused, please help.

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      MBCockHip Brooklyn Stereotype
      8/10/16 4:10pm

      What is the whole “Senior Week” ?

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      Quasar FunkHip Brooklyn Stereotype
      8/10/16 4:11pm

      Tweet is a socialist medium, like MyBook or FaceSpace, on which users will twitter with one another no less than 140 times per day.

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    J.K. TrotterJordan Sargent
    8/10/16 4:15pm

    (via)

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      Masshole JamesJ.K. Trotter
      8/10/16 4:24pm

      I hope he reported his aunt to the secret service.

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      ian58953J.K. Trotter
      8/10/16 4:34pm

      You just posted a comment of a tweet of a Facebook post of a printout of a timehop of a chain letter.... I think we can go deeper.

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    Masshole JamesJordan Sargent
    8/10/16 4:17pm

    My favorite tweet...

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      Hip Brooklyn StereotypeMasshole James
      8/10/16 4:21pm

      Just lulz’d.

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      PoodletimeMasshole James
      8/10/16 5:20pm

      How are these things tricked up so professionally? It’s impressive.

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    Dave Jordan Sargent
    8/10/16 4:13pm

    These are solid Tweets. A touch pedestrian for my taste. But solid never the less. I like the cut of your gib Sargent! I see a big future here at Holcomb and Waters Industrial Cleaning Products! Big future!

    (This comment is at least as non sequitur as the this post.)

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      Sid and FinancyDave
      8/10/16 4:22pm

      If you’re going to invent this word ‘gib,’ let me be the first to point out that, whether you pronounce it with a hard or a soft ‘g,’ FUCK YOU, YOU HAVE IT WRONG IT’S PRONOUNCED LIKE ‘GIF.’

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      Dave Sid and Financy
      8/10/16 4:25pm

      It’s pronounced “verisimilitude” the g the i and b are silent.

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    EL34Jordan Sargent
    8/10/16 4:14pm
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      Richard CardenasEL34
      8/10/16 4:50pm

      Yes, that is a good god damned tweet.

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      StenchofaburnerEL34
      8/10/16 4:54pm

      I think I’m going to bookmark this one and RT every time someone is needlessly belligerent with me.

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    Emperor SheevJordan Sargent
    8/10/16 4:13pm

    You ever seen Melancholia? Where a planet is about to crash into ours and everybody spends the last few days on earth just.. being weird? That’s what this entire site feels like right now.

    Alternatively: Majora’s Mask.

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      MajorBurnEmperor Sheev
      8/10/16 4:27pm

      Omg, you’re Tingle!

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      rudi_freudeMajorBurn
      8/10/16 6:08pm
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    flamingolingoJordan Sargent
    8/10/16 4:15pm

    What other mundane foodstuff have you never eaten?

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      John Bigbootéflamingolingo
      8/11/16 9:55am

      I've never had Fluf, the marshmallow spread. Just seems like a thing that should have happened by now.

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      flamingolingoJohn Bigbooté
      8/11/16 10:02am

      Fluff is too sweet for me. But I recently discovered that mixing peanut butter and Greek yogurt together results in something with a light, fluffy texture that is far more delicious and nutritious than fluff. It’s also one more thing Jordan will never eat.

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    LetsgobowlingJordan Sargent
    8/10/16 4:11pm

    Here’s mine, not that anybody asked:

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      CAPTAINOHJordan Sargent
      8/10/16 4:12pm

      Okkkkkk.....

      GIF
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        MolierthanthouJordan Sargent
        8/10/16 4:22pm

        Oh God. SENIOR WEEK. It’s the last week of school before everyone leaves and moves on. Are you all collectively out come Saturday or something? I was having fun until like 20 seconds ago when I realized something bad is happening!

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