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    BaconScotchAshley Feinberg
    8/10/16 3:06pm

    This week has been the best Gawker in a long, long time. . .

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      Towel SchlempterBaconScotch
      8/10/16 3:09pm

      i agree with you even though internet edicate says i $hou dfia@grw. my phone i$ wet

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      TwoPermitsDoNotEqualALicenseBaconScotch
      8/10/16 3:12pm

      Brings a tear to my eye. Why did they ever stop posting things like this?

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    Sid and FinancyAshley Feinberg
    8/10/16 3:07pm

    FACT: The best think on YouTube is Steve Perry’s pants. Fact.

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      The Noble RenardSid and Financy
      8/10/16 3:10pm

      FACT: The original music video for Crispin Glover’s “Clowny Clown Clown” is the reason that Youtube exists

      Featuring such marvelous lyrics as:

      I was walking on the ground.
      I didn’t make a sound,
      then I turned around,
      and I saw a clown.
      Had a frown.
      Stood on a mound.
      Started barking like a hound.
      huh her ha hur ur
      Clowny clown clown.

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      Cam/ronThe Noble Renard
      8/10/16 3:14pm

      Best Worst Letterman Visit Ever.

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    Barry PetcheskyAshley Feinberg
    8/10/16 3:14pm

    No it’s this:

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteBarry Petchesky
      8/10/16 8:50pm

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      squigbobbleFred Garvin Male Prostitute
      8/11/16 7:20pm

      ...or there’s this that came out at a time when you uploaded a flash animation to your free web hosting (‘cos youtube didn’t exist) and nobody could watch it for the 2nd half of the month ‘cos your free bandwidth allowance had been used up. I’m not being metaphorical, that’s what actually happened and you could tell it was getting more popular ‘cos the bandwidth allowance was running out earlier in the month, month after month.

      ...in the same vein but this one made it to the UK charts.

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    barebranchAshley Feinberg
    8/10/16 3:06pm

    Tomorrow is a drag, man.

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      the judo madonnaAshley Feinberg
      8/10/16 3:13pm

      I tried so hard, but you’re the worst.

      I’m 34, so that’s probably why. Not your target demographic.

      But damn, you’re insufferable.

      Still wish you the best though. I’m not a hater.

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        ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Bokethe judo madonna
        8/10/16 3:18pm

        Fuck off with that shit. You come around here and badmouth the queen, you’re gonna get your balls ripped off and shoved up your tired-ass, stretched-out, 34-year-old sphincter, motherfucker. Go back to Lifehacker and read about how to take your head out of your asshole, shit-for-brains, then mosey on over to Gizmodo and swallow your iPhone.

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        Spillsthe judo madonna
        8/10/16 3:46pm

        Your Mom’s the worst

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      Ed SpockAshley Feinberg
      8/10/16 3:15pm

      Bullshit.

      YouTube exists so people can watch the scene over and over again from the 1986 “Transformers: The Movie” where Optimus Prime, to the strains of “The Touch”, heroically saves the Autobots by single handedly blasting the shit out of a dozen Decepticons and having Megatron begging for mercy like a little bitch, before that asshat Hot Rod fucks it all up by giving Megatron a shield to use while he guns Prime down.

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        ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeEd Spock
        8/10/16 3:21pm

        Fucking Hot Rodimus Asshole. To this day, I still can’t stand him. Orson Welles best acting, also in that film.

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      weebleswobbleAshley Feinberg
      8/10/16 3:12pm

      FALSE. This is the best video on you tube

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        Cam/ronweebleswobble
        8/10/16 3:25pm

        Where was the trigger warning? The “HEY, ARE YOU READY TO PLAY?” kid has creeped me out for years.

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        weebleswobbleCam/ron
        8/10/16 3:33pm

        My favorite is WHIPPED CREAM POURING LIKE WAAAAAATTTERRRFALLLLLS

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      Montauk MonsterAshley Feinberg
      8/10/16 3:23pm

      That cat has unexpected depth.

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        JescoWhiteMontauk Monster
        8/10/16 3:33pm

        Best line in the video, for sure. I cracked up and got caught watching it by a coworker.

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        Montauk MonsterJescoWhite
        8/10/16 4:00pm

        I full-on guffawed at several points.

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      reggieinatlAshley Feinberg
      8/10/16 3:03pm

      This is what “make America great again” looks like.

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        AmandahugandkissAshley Feinberg
        8/10/16 3:29pm

        Thanks for bringing this to our attention Ashley!

        But if we are talking OBJECTIVELY best, Steve Kardynal’s Chatroulette Wrecking Ball madness is the best. Guaranteed to lift the sads, even if temporarily.

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          ArnheimAmandahugandkiss
          8/10/16 3:45pm

          Promoted, that others might suffer as I have (primarily by having to listen to that song again).

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          sayyadinaArnheim
          8/10/16 4:07pm

          His "All I Want For Christmas Is You" is another fine example.

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