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    Pink SkullAndy Cush
    8/10/16 1:55pm

    Alright, we get it. You want us to hold our nose and vote for Hillary.

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      Sid and FinancyPink Skull
      8/10/16 1:59pm

      Hillary is all about ATMing the vote.

      (I’m talking about campaign cash, of course.)

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      Gamblor JDPink Skull
      8/10/16 1:59pm

      This is great!

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    Dinosaurs and Nachos, girlfriend!Andy Cush
    8/10/16 2:03pm

    So, I’m supposed to pretend that voting does something for me when really the person I’m voting for gets all the benefit AND they get to pretend that they are doing me a favor?

    Yeah, sounds about right.

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      phunkshunDinosaurs and Nachos, girlfriend!
      8/10/16 2:14pm

      Do you not know how this whole game show works in practice?

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      Dinosaurs and Nachos, girlfriend!phunkshun
      8/10/16 4:41pm

      Hey listen, I spent years hearing about how awesome voting is and how it’s, like, the most amazing way to democracy ever. Then I realized that the only people who were telling me that were dudes and I was like....okay great, you know how to find a ballot box but could you identify a hanging chad if I drew a fucking diagram? Do you even care that the chad is still hanging? Dude, if you don’t take care of the fucking chad, there isn’t even any point in voting!

      Then I started talking to women about it and they were like, yeah, voting doesn’t really do much for me either. I mean, there are way more direct ways for me to benefit, you know? Oh sure, if an election rolls around I’ll still vote. I just recognize that it’s probably going to be more fun for the guys in the end, you know? And sometimes, to mix it up, I’ll vote for a woman. She could be just as selfish and petty as a man but at least she has a chance of knowing how to handle my issues in office.

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    Oliver St. John-MolluscAndy Cush
    8/10/16 1:57pm

    Wait, am I supposed to stick my dick in the ballot box?! Have I been voting wrong this whole time?!?!

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      Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Oliver St. John-Mollusc
      8/10/16 2:01pm

      It’s not 69 if you stick it in the ballot box.

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      SuffersfoolsgladlyFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      8/10/16 2:02pm

      Right, that is called “68".

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    Quasar FunkAndy Cush
    8/10/16 1:55pm
    GIF

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      Dave Quasar Funk
      8/10/16 2:34pm

      It’s so hard...to say goodbye...to yesterday.

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    Low Information BoaterAndy Cush
    8/10/16 1:57pm

    Buttchug The Vote

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      MajorBurnLow Information Boater
      8/10/16 2:03pm

      Vodka tampon the vote?

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      LaxBros IntolerantMajorBurn
      8/10/16 2:59pm

      Wait, what?

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    Cam/ronAndy Cush
    8/10/16 1:58pm

    Just be sure that your chad isn’t hanging.

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      AnastraceCam/ron
      8/10/16 2:07pm

      I used to have problems with my chad hanging, but now I use votagra and I’m 110% the man I used to be.

      Note: If you cast votes for more than 4 hours see a doctor immediately.

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      Rinake SnazzlebachCam/ron
      8/10/16 2:17pm

      Chads of the world need to understand....It’s the angle of the dangle.

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    SpangarangAndy Cush
    8/10/16 2:05pm

    Fuck. So much for my hot tip from yesterday:

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/poll-69…

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      Someone CleverSpangarang
      8/10/16 2:16pm

      Niiiiice.

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    IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerAndy Cush
    8/10/16 2:08pm

    Dammit. Is there anything out there that hasn’t been sexualized to the nth degree?! I mean, sure, there’s something exciting about ‘casting your vote’ in the booth, but that’s personal, and only exciting because you might get discovered!

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      EvanrudeJohnsonAndy Cush
      8/10/16 2:08pm

      Damn, just watched that video. With all the self-congratulatory talking points spewed in that, they used the wrong sex reference. It was more about stroking themselves off than 69ing.

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        MattAndy Cush
        8/10/16 2:00pm

        “From the people that made sure the Clinton Campaign was ‘on fleek’....”

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